Tragic death in the previous life: After rebirth, the sickly prince pampers her every night
Chapter 1066: Taowa is just a frog, right?
All the flying dishes fell onto the stone table.
Granny Tao sighed: "As a result, the old man was suppressed by those bastards under the Styx."
"As for me, I was also seriously injured while trying to save the old man. I couldn't even control my demonic energy."
When she talked about the sad things, she picked up the big bowl of wine in front of her and drank it all: "Xiao Susu, it was very difficult at that time. I couldn't control the devil's energy. I ate many devil soldiers in the devil world and ran to the human world. I even ate many people. Now I think about it and it's a sin. It shouldn't have happened."
"Although I am a Tao frog, an ancient beast like this old man, we both have kind hearts. We usually pick demons and humans to eat, and only kill those with evil hearts."
At this point, Granny Tao sighed again, looking somewhat sad.
"Later, my sister came back with the demon god and sealed me under the rock vein."
"The rock veins there can help me suppress the uncontrolled evil spirits, and I can also recover from my injuries down there."
"Actually, that seal is very good for me. It can slowly absorb the essence of the sun and moon of heaven and earth to recover from my injuries. Sister, it must have cost you a lifetime of practice."
Granny Tao said this with red eyes and sighed.
He drank the big bowl of wine one bowl after another, and soon the whole jar of wine was finished.
The Demon Ancestor also sighed, then narrowed his eyes: "This old ancestor must destroy Ling Chen and those bastards in the fairy world."
"My good family was destroyed by them."
He also pounded the stone table hard, and the food on the table flew up again, but fell back onto the plate intact.
Granny Tao's eyes narrowed: "My sister was killed by them. If I don't take revenge, I'd be a frog."
The anger was somewhat heavy.
But Yang Susu burped: "Taowa is a frog, right?"
The Demon Ancestor who is above: "......"
Granny Tao who was called a frog: "......"
The Demon Lord closed his eyes.
Well, I’m drunk. Very drunk!
Then Yang Susu stood up stumblingly with a smile, picked up the wine jar and filled the big bowls of wine for Mozu and Granny Tao: "Granny Tao, you are the frog, right? A frog is a frog, what are you talking about Tao frog, hehe, a red frog, so strange."
Granny Tao's fair and beautiful face had become gloomy at this moment.
"Hehehe, Granny Tao, you are actually a frog, croak croak croak..."
Granny Tao: “…”
Yang Susu imitated the frog's croaking.
The Demon Lord covered his forehead.
Can not bear to look!
Every time her Su Er gets drunk, it always refreshes his three views.
After Yang Susu stopped imitating the frog's croaking, she patted Grandma Tao on the shoulder and said, "Frogs are good. They eat pests and are beneficial insects. They are good, very good."
Granny Tao: “?”
She looked at the Demon Lord with a questioning look.
The Demon Lord sneered and turned his face away.
I've told you, don't drink anymore.
Granny Tao: "What? What do you mean?"
Yang Susu stood in front of Granny Tao and poked her cheek with her finger: "Wow, Granny Tao, your skin is so good, just like a girl's, so tender, like tofu. You are a frog demon, why do you have such good skin? It's really strange."
"Grandma Tao, how do you maintain your skin?"
"No, no, no, you see I'm drunk, why would I ask you such a question? Monsters and ghosts, it's not a problem to have better skin."
She turned to the Demon Ancestor and said, "But, Demon Ancestor, why is your skin not smooth at all?"
"Can't you pay more attention to your image and make yourself look younger?"
"Otherwise, people will always feel like a flower stuck in cow dung."
The expression on the Demon Ancestor's face froze for a moment, and then he said solemnly: "This old ancestor is not practicing the way of beauty. Besides, life at the bottom of the Styx is too hard, there is no sugar, and it is already good for this old ancestor to grow up like this."
"A Tao likes me no matter what I look like."
Granny Tao also nodded: "Exactly, I like the old man no matter what he looks like."
"Xiao Susu, not every demon can become as beautiful as me,"
"You're right. I'm a frog, a super, super big frog. So I wanted to become more beautiful, so I chose to practice the way of beauty."
"Alas, this kind of Taoism is actually just a good-looking shell, but the cultivation level is extremely weak, so I was so weak that I was almost killed by the immortals."
“Thinking about it now, I really regret it.”
Yang Susu's face was red, she walked unsteadily, and nodded like pounding garlic. "Oh, so that's how it is. I see, Granny Tao is a weakling."
Everyone: "..."
Yang Susu's gaze fell on the Demon Ancestor again.
"Grandma Tao, your old man's three eyes are really scary."
“I feel scared every time I see it.”
She lowered her head and whispered in Granny Tao's ear in a voice that everyone could hear: "Granny Tao, tell me the truth, do you not like it either?"
Granny Tao was about to speak when Yang Susu said with certainty, "Of course they don't like it. No one likes the old man's three red eyes. It's too scary."
Yang Susu moved her mind, took out a piece of black gauze from the Three-Life Stone, and walked towards the Demon Ancestor with crooked steps.
Even though the face of the Demon Ancestor was as black as the bottom of a pot, Yang Susu's eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, and she was already drifting away.
I don't even know what it feels like to be afraid.
She used gauze to cover the third eye on the Demon Ancestor's forehead, tied a beautiful bow on the back of her head, stepped back a few steps, clapped her hands, and said with satisfaction: "Okay, okay, this way, it's not, not scary, hahaha..."
Her tongue was tied.
Everyone: "..."
Then she staggered to her seat again and said to Granny Tao who was trying not to laugh and the Demon Ancestor who had a dark face, "Come, have a drink!"
She patted the table domineeringly.
When she slammed the table, the food on it did not fly up.
"What, what's going on? Do these vegetables look down on me? Why do they fly up when you two clap, but they don't even move when I clap."
She frowned and slammed the stone table several times, but despite the "bang bang bang" sounds, the dishes didn't fly off.
What Yang Susu didn't know was that the Demon Lord was afraid that she would overturn the entire table, so he cast a little magic to prevent the dishes from being ruined by Su'er's evil hands.
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