Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

Li Mufeng put away the messy items at home and was sitting on the sofa in a daze.

There was a sudden and rough knock on the door.

He stood up cautiously, walked to the door, and tiptoed close to the peephole.

"Don't look, it's me." Zhang Chunliang looked back a few times to make sure no one had spotted him, then knocked twice more urgently, "Open the door."

Li Mufeng opened the door hesitantly, only to see Zhang Chunliang rush in like a gust of wind, close the door hastily, and run to the toilet.

The faucet was turned to the maximum, and half the pool of water was filled in just a dozen seconds.

Zhang Chunliang picked up the half-dead little octopus and threw it in. He watched it gradually regain its spirit and raise its trembling little tentacles to try to wrap around his wrist. Only then did he leave with peace of mind.

"Pack your things, we need to get out of here."

"So fast? Where are you going?" Li Mufeng was a little surprised and felt a little reluctant.

After all, he spent most of the day diligently cleaning this house.

"Jiannan Railway Station." Zhang Chunliang took out half of the clothes in the closet and stuffed them into his backpack.

"Why are you back, Dad? Is the problem solved?" Li Mufeng didn't have anything to take. He looked around idly for a while and put the divorce certificate between Zhang Chunliang and his sister into his pocket.

"Well, that's almost it." Zhang Chunliang answered casually. After thinking for a moment, he picked up a few shopping bags from the supermarket and put them into his backpack. He could use them to hold water to raise the octopus at a critical moment.

"Where are the police? Didn't they agree to give us 20 yuan?" Li Mufeng came over to help him pass things, and kept asking noisy questions beside him.

"Your body has shrunk, but your mind is still that of an adult." Zhang Chunliang flicked his head hard. "Such a weird thing happened, and at least thirty people died on the construction site. If I walked out unscathed under such circumstances, I would definitely be sent to Frankenstein's laboratory and cut into sashimi."

Zhang Chunliang had no intention of trusting the police here from the beginning. This matter was too bizarre and weird. No one would tolerate him continuing to live a normal life after experiencing such a thing.

So with the help of Wu Mei and some sleight of hand, he quietly returned home.

He must leave the city as soon as possible before anyone notices his disappearance.

"Ding Dong." A message suddenly appeared on his mobile phone.

Strange person: Are you out? If you can see this message, remember not to walk out of the main door!!! I saw armed men coming with an escort vehicle!!

Strange people: [Picture]

Zhang Chunliang enlarged the picture that he had taken in a hurry, and it could be clearly seen that a group of fully armed personnel had surrounded the entrance to the construction site tightly, while the people who were still joining in the fun were ruthlessly expelled.

He raised an eyebrow.

Handed the picture to Li Mufeng.

Li Mufeng: ...

So the two stopped chatting and packed all the things they might need on the escape into their backpacks.

Before leaving, Zhang Chunliang took out an envelope and placed it on the coffee table in the living room.

"What is that?" Li Mufeng was a little curious.

"My debt." Zhang Chunliang picked up a small bucket, closed the door, pulled it repeatedly, and made sure the door lock was intact before leaving.

Shortly after he left, a green monster crawled in from the balcony window. It had been waiting here for several days but had never dared to crawl into the house.

The monster's large purple tongue filled with mucus licked back and forth in the room and finally came to the living room.

It licked the envelope, and was immediately ecstatic. It took out the contents with shaking paws.

87,600 yuan.

There were both small and large notes, and a lot of crumpled banknotes.

This was the salary Zhang Chunliang earned during this period, plus some money borrowed from Wu Mei.

"Puchi——" the monster started crying in grievance and ugly manner.

In the dark corners of this city, a terrible germ has quietly grown. It will contaminate every obsessive human being and turn them into another person - impulsive, violent, ugly, evil, and irritable. The monsters that have been turned into alien species will do whatever it takes to fulfill their deepest obsessions.

The honest and loyal landlord was obsessed with the rent that he had collected for many years, so even after turning into a monster, he still tried to get the money back from Zhang Chunliang.

That night, it originally wanted to run to Zhang Chunliang's room to look for the passbook.

It decided to secretly put the money back home and then find a random place to commit suicide. It didn't know what disease it had, but it knew that its future life was ruined.

The old cell phone in his pocket suddenly started buzzing.

A fierce curse came from the other end of the room: "You damned stinky toad, don't you know what you have become? You still dare to run around everywhere! Be careful if someone finds you and beats you to death! Come back to me and have dinner!"

The Toad Man couldn't help but start crying again, which had just stopped.

……

"Who is this? My stepmother?" Li Mufeng said with a wry smile.

Wu Mei changed her clothes and wore a camel-colored long trench coat with the collar raised high. She was smiling very gently at this moment.

Zhang Chunliang looked at him threateningly, and before he could say anything, the little octopus that had climbed onto his shoulder swung its little tentacles and slapped him on the head.

The blow was so severe that Li Mufeng squatted on the ground holding his head, and it took him a long time to recover.

"I used a sleight of hand to find three legitimate identities for us, so as not to arouse the passengers' suspicion. From now on, we are a family of three."

Wu Mei gently hooked her hair and smiled shyly.

"Don't do this - you're strangling me to death." Zhang Chunliang patiently coaxed the collapsed little octopus on his shoulder, "We are just playing house."

Li Mufeng finally came to his senses. He stood up, not knowing who he was gloating over.

"what!"

Zhang Chunliang couldn't help it and gave him another slap on the head.

The few of them walked and laughed, not daring to delay any longer, and hurriedly checked their tickets and got on the train.

"This train is so lively." Li Mufeng supported himself with his hands, listened to the hustle and bustle of people coming and going in the train station, and looked at the scenery outside the window.

With a rhythmic jolt, the train started moving.

"By the way, Dad, where are we going?" Li Mufeng asked casually.

Zhang Chunliang helped an elderly woman put her cloth bag on the luggage rack. Hearing this, he sat down next to Li Mufeng and took out his train ticket to show him.

The terminal - die die die die die

Li Mufeng:……?