Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"You mean you want to buy something from the vending machine?" the conductor repeated.

"Yes, is it okay? I'm not used to the boxed lunches on the train." Zhang Chunliang put the little octopus in his hand and asked politely.

"...Yes, of course." The conductor's smile did not reach his eyes, but he still led Zhang Chunliang to the previous carriage where the vending machine was.

"What do you want to buy? Excuse me for being frank... the things here haven't been replaced for a long time, and some have been expired for a long time. I guess the taste..." The conductor stood far away from the vending machine, and persevered in persuading Zhang Chunliang to give up.

"Hmm." Zhang Chunliang responded casually, looked around for a moment, then walked to the dining table and picked up a chair.

"...What do you want to do?" The conductor was stunned for a moment and sounded puzzled.

Zhang Chunliang rubbed his wrist, then exerted force suddenly and smashed the chair into the vending machine, and suddenly a loud noise was heard in the car.

"Quick, stop it! You will...you will irritate it!!" The conductor was so terrified that her legs went limp and she collapsed to the ground. She crawled back two steps awkwardly and climbed out of the carriage, then trembled as she tried to close the door - as if she was afraid that something would run out.

I don’t know what this vending machine is made of. It didn’t move at all after being hit by a chair.

Zhang Chunliang raised his eyebrows, looked at it for a moment, and found that there was not even a mark on the vending machine.

It seems that the noise he made was not big enough.

Zhang Chunliang put down the broken chair, picked up a complete one, found the right angle and smashed it at the vending machine again.

After the heavy blow, there seemed to be a slight bump in the car, but it was not obvious.

The little octopus lay on Zhang Chunliang's shoulder, raising its tentacles excitedly to cheer him on.

Seeing that the vending machine still didn't open after Zhang Chunliang's two hits, it narrowed its eyes in displeasure, then raised its tentacles and slammed the glass door hard -

The glass shattered, accompanied by a chill and a rotten smell, and the items in the vending machine fell to the ground.

Zhang Chunliang rubbed its little head as a reward, kicked the snacks and broken glass aside, and then leaned into the vending machine.

There was another reason why he paid so much attention to those strange train conductors. The smell of these "train conductors" was exactly the same as the smell on the snack packages he bought from the vending machine. He suspected that there might be another space in this vending machine.

Zhang Chunliang tried to remove the device of the vending machine to see the structure on the back, while the little octopus quietly rolled up the snacks and stuffed them into his pocket.

The two were so distracted for a moment that they did not notice that behind them, the entire carriage had become much darker. Behind them, countless thick and dark tentacles emerged from the walls of the carriage, tumbling and twisting angrily, making a sticky sound like water.

"There seems to be some sound." Zhang Chunliang's hands were red from dismantling the vending machine, but it was of no avail, so he could only give up with regret.

When he exited the machine, he felt his pockets were heavy, and when he opened them, he saw that they were full of chocolate and biscuits - the little octopus was very smart, and he only picked out things that would fill his stomach and allow him to hold more.

He smiled, took a piece of chocolate and put it in his mouth, then handed another piece to the little octopus.

Suddenly, he felt a rough bump on his back, accompanied by a round and slippery touch.

"Don't move around, just eat your candy quietly." Zhang Chunliang was still worrying about how to explain his behavior to the conductor, so he gently stopped the little octopus from its naughty behavior.

The little octopus raised its head blankly. It was raising a few tentacles to stuff chocolate into its mouth, while the remaining tentacles lay obediently on Zhang Chunliang's shoulders without moving.

Zhang Chunliang froze in place. He realized that the tentacles of the small octopus were so small that it was impossible for them to have such a strange touch.

The bumping feeling from behind became stronger, as if urging Zhang Chunliang to turn around.

His body stiffened, he took a deep breath, prepared himself mentally, and turned his head behind him - in the dim carriage, the entire wall was covered with strange strips of mucus, which indicated that a troublesome guy had appeared behind him just now.

But where is it now?

Zhang Chunliang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly paused.

He understood that the touch just now was just a diversion, and the real danger was right in front of him!

In an instant, his hair stood on end and he immediately rushed to the entrance of the carriage.

However, it was too late. A swift sound of wind came from the direction of the vending machine. Zhang Chunliang was caught off guard and was wrapped all over by thick tentacles. The vending machine he had just dismantled for half a day had turned into a black hole. Countless red and purple tentacles with bared fangs and claws stretched out from it and dragged him in viciously.

……

"Yes... it's here. That madman... that madman startled 'it', and I didn't dare to open the door..."

The conductor called his superior and reported the situation in a trembling voice.

The deputy conductor was a middle-aged man with deep furrows between his brows, a serious expression and gloomy eyes.

He waved his hand gently, and the conductor behind him opened the door for him.

——The inside of the carriage was in a mess, the walls were covered with strange mucus, the glass door of the vending machine was still intact, but the goods inside were missing.

"Find - we must find that person." The deputy conductor took a deep breath and spoke in an angry voice.