Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"I want you to die! I will definitely kill you!!!" A gloomy and violent voice sounded in the darkness.

Zhang Chunliang felt that his body did not wake up, but he inexplicably overheard a strange conversation.

"I didn't know... he was so weak. I sent out sound waves just to clean up those little ants..." Zhang Chunliang was very familiar with this voice. It was the conductor's voice, but it was deeper and more powerful than the conductor he had seen before.

"He's so fragile, such a tiny thing! How dare you?! When I regain my strength, I'll devour you first!"

The voice was violent and sinister, and the tone was very firm. Zhang Chunliang had no doubt about the murderous intent in his words.

But who on earth is this...? He sounds like a young man, and if his voice wasn't so shrill and angry, it would be quite pleasant.

Zhang Chunliang had a vague guess in his mind.

"You are so unreasonable." The deep voice seemed a little annoyed. "You were the first to steal my things...! My supporters wanted to protect you, but you cut off their tentacles. You are so mean."

The language of this strange "conductor" was clumsy and childish, as if he had just learned to speak.

Zhang Chunliang frowned and slowly opened his eyes.

Suddenly, all the sounds disappeared again.

He was lying on a single bed in a lounge, and the bite wounds on his body had been properly treated.

"You're awake." A dull voice echoed from Zhang Chunliang's head, as if communicating with him directly through his soul.

"Who are you?" Zhang Chunliang's mind moved, and he asked silently in his heart.

"I am K4444." The voice explained honestly, "I am this car."

"Did you save me?"

"I was woken up by your partner. I've been very sleepy lately and have been sleeping all the time." The voice answered incoherently. Before Zhang Chunliang could continue asking, it couldn't wait to ask, "When are you going to pay me back?"

"…pay back the money?" Zhang Chunliang hesitated for a moment and asked, "pay back what money?"

"... you stole my chocolate and biscuits and smashed my vending machine. You need to pay me $13,076 - don't lie to me, my supporters used to be the conductors on the train, they know everything."

Zhang Chunliang’s eyes went dark and he almost fainted again.

"So...you dragged me into the vending machine just because I took your goods?!"

"I need money," K4444 complained. "I can't get to the station, but I still need to pay the conductor - and the electricity and water bills. The conductor doesn't care about anything. He only cares about turning passengers into food."

"That's why you set the food prices so high." Zhang Chunliang was speechless. "You even did business with passengers from other worlds, selling them train tickets at high prices... just to make money?!"

"Of course." K4444 was so confident. "Although they have some cannibalistic habits, they are fair guys and they will pay me a lot of money. Moreover, I have already issued the rules. If we encounter passengers sitting in the wrong seats, as long as we let the conductor drive them to the correct seats, they will not eat people. It's just that the bad conductor tampered with my rules."

"So, the voice on the radio reminding everyone not to believe in the rules was actually made by you?!" Zhang Chunliang became more alert and slowly opened his eyes wide.

"Well, it's like this. I don't have my own voice, so I have to borrow the conductor's. After all, he has almost merged with me."

"What on earth is going on? How could you..." Zhang Chunliang wanted to ask, how could a car come to life?

"I had a feeling that the conductor wanted to kill me. During a trip, a strange tentacle merged into my body, and I developed my own thoughts. During that time, my conductor seemed to be worried about something." After eating the conductor, K4444 became much more energetic and chattering, just like a chatterbox.

"I overheard the train attendants discussing, he seemed to have lost a large sum of money and was in a state of panic recently. He always drove me very fast during that time, which made me feel a little uncomfortable." K4444 muttered, "He used to love me very much, but now he is so annoying. That day - he drove me to a strange route. I heard from the staff that the road was under maintenance and no car could pass."

"So you feel that he wants to kill you. No, it should be said that he wants to commit suicide and let everyone be buried with him." Zhang Chunliang licked his lips, finding it unbelievable.

"I didn't want to die. I just came back to life," K4444 said. "So I stopped him. When we clashed, my mucus contaminated him. He thus gained some of my authority and tried to control me in return."

"And - he's about to succeed." Zhang Chunliang added, "Those train attendants in blue uniforms, the lunch boxes that turn people into food or puppets, the arbitrarily tampered rules...Are you almost unable to resist him?"

"...It seems so. I've been wanting to sleep a lot lately." K4444 was silent for a moment before answering, "When the accident happened, all the passengers on the bus were controlled by him. I only saved a small number of them. In order to prevent them from rotting, I conjured up a freezer to preserve them."

This move probably consumed a lot of its energy, so in the process of competing for authority with the train conductor, it became increasingly powerless.

"But you still used your power to 'revive' a portion of the frozen conductor."

"I have to do this. The train attendants who were infected by the conductor are so incompetent. I have received many complaints and reports! So I can only wake them up and continue working..."

"Is the salesman one of yours, too?"

“They are good at speaking and making money – they taught me most of the languages ​​I’m learning now.”

"Why didn't you kill the conductor at that time?" Zhang Chunliang asked aggressively like a curious child.

If K4444 were a normal human being, it would have probably started to feel annoyed, but it was a train that had never talked to anyone and had a fairly mild temper.

"He is my old friend. I don't want to kill him, but he always causes me trouble. By the time I want to kill him, it's too late."

If the little octopus had not severely injured the train conductor today, giving it an opportunity to take advantage of, it might not have been able to take back the train's authority so quickly.

Zhang Chunliang turned his head in confusion, feeling that there was always something empty around him.

"Are you looking for that guy?" K4444 asked curiously, "He went to look for honey - I remember the assistant conductor put a can in that cabinet."

The little octopus soon appeared in Zhang Chunliang's sight, with half a jar of honey on its head, and it was moving its tentacles vigorously.

Zhang Chunliang smiled unconsciously, got out of bed, took the honey jar, and placed the little octopus beside the bed.

"I don't want to pay for the honey. It's my treat." K4444 said generously.

A purple-red tentacle wrapped around a silver thermos was handed to the bedside.

Zhang Chunliang made himself a cup of honey water, dipped a little on his finger and fed it to the little octopus.

"Now - where are we?" he asked silently in his heart.

"I've found the way home." K4444's voice was somewhat excited. "We will arrive at the station soon."

Zhang Chunliang let out a sigh of relief.

"So—when are you going to pay me back?"

K4444 asked expectantly.

Zhang Chunliang's finger, which was feeding the little octopus honey, poked its head hard, and it was covered with sweet juice: "..."