Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

"What is this..." Zhang Chunliang looked at the squirming octopus leg with a grim face, and felt that it looked very familiar.

The mermaid bones panicked, and tremblingly raised the tip of its tail and threw the octopus leg behind the bed.

But it was obviously too late.

Zhang Chunliang had already seen the entire appearance of Big Bone's "little snack" - it was exactly one of the tentacle of the centipede-legged octopus monster that had just tried to attack Zhang Chunliang.

No wonder it suddenly disappeared during the attack on Zhang Chunliang - it was actually taken away by the mermaid bones.

Zhang Chunliang didn't know what to say for a moment, and could only silently watch Da Gu who was biting the corner of the quilt on the bed in despair.

Big Bone was already very careful. He bit the huge monster with many legs to death at the fastest speed in his life, and then quickly absorbed the energy in its body.

——But this guy has too many legs, and has the ability to regenerate severed limbs. The big bones cannot absorb them all in a short period of time, and Zhang Chunliang is already on his way back.

So, this guy came up with a bad idea - hiding the food under the quilt.

"I am very grateful that you helped me solve this problem, baby." Zhang Chunliang said calmly, "But I decided to sleep in a separate bed from you tonight."

He really couldn't bear to sleep a whole night on a bed stained with monster fluids.

Finally, the mermaid's bones couldn't hold it in any longer, so it buried its head in the quilt and twisted around like a snake - if it weren't for the big hard bones all over its body, it would have looked pretty cute.

Zhang Chunliang sighed and walked into the bathroom.

There was a problem with the toilet faucet in the kitchen, and he suspected that the fresh water resources on the entire ship had been exhausted.

Sure enough, after gurgling with difficulty for a few times, the faucet suddenly spurted out a pile of turbid mucus mixed with sand and soft white meat chunks, with a faint foul smell. It was obviously unusable.

"This is trouble." Zhang Chunliang licked his lips, regretting a little that he had not stored enough fresh water in advance.

"Bang--" There was a sudden knocking sound from the ceiling of the bathroom.

The sound was dull and slow, and one after another, it hit the iron sheet heavily, making a harsh echo.

Zhang Chunliang looked towards where the sound came from - it was the ventilation duct.

He seemed to realize something, took a step back, and called Big Bone, who was carefully changing the bed sheets, into the bathroom.

"Is the only octopus claw in your snack?" Zhang Chunliang asked cautiously.

The dejected Mermaid Bones seemed to realize something and looked up at the ventilation duct.

It was a little anxious when it came back, as if it had left some monster remains in the pipe. These remains might have the ability to revive...

It swung its tail and crawled into the ventilation duct dejectedly, trying to clean up those bad guys before Zhang Chunliang got angry.

Zhang Chunliang sighed, feeling physically and mentally exhausted from the day.

He walked out of the room and looked at the brand new bed sheets that Mermaid Bone had just changed. He barely overcame his psychological trauma and carefully sat down on the edge of the bed.

"Snap." A tentacle covered with ugly tumors suddenly jumped out from under the bed and grabbed Zhang Chunliang's right foot.

Big Bone was so busy changing the bed sheets as quickly as possible to keep the cruel Zhang Chunliang that he forgot about the ugly tentacle for a moment.

In just a few minutes, the tentacle swelled again, and dozens of lifeless eyeballs stared at Zhang Chunliang.

Zhang Chunliang finally couldn't bear it anymore, took out a piece of fire talisman paper and smashed it on the octopus's feet.

Flames flew into the sky, the octopus's legs were roasted and twitched and curled up, it kept rolling on the floor, its eyeballs exploded one by one, and soon a strange fragrance emerged.

Because of the use of props, Zhang Chunliang's health points dropped visibly.

"Forget it... Why should I fight with a big bone?" He slammed his body on the bed and took a deep breath, "It just wants to help me..."

There was a hard object under the pillow, which was prickly. Zhang Chunliang pulled it out and found that it was a love story about a mermaid and a human. The pages were a little wrinkled, probably because it had been read many times by the owner.

He left a night light on and prepared to take a nap while reading a book.

He still has to attend the so-called auction tonight, so he needs to conserve his energy.

Perhaps because he had experienced too many things today, he quickly fell into a deep dream.

……

"What did you cut today?"

A dull and strange voice sounded not far from Zhang Chunliang.

"Half a fish tail, gonads... and half of the hair is shaved off. Interesting, why do mermaids have hair? They don't seem to need these in the water..." another voice responded.

"Who knows? Some people say that mermaids are cursed humans, born evil. Maybe we are getting rid of this evil for the people now."

Zhang Chunliang's sleepy eyes finally opened. He felt his eyeballs were sore and swollen. The world in front of him was very blurry, with distorted silver-blue ripples.

It took him several minutes to realize that he was in the water.

"The mermaid is awake? It's still quite strong. We can do a few more experiments with it. It's a big win!" someone said in amazement.

Zhang Chunliang saw a strange head through the distorted glass - it was a researcher wearing tight protective clothing.

What's going on? Why is he in the water?! Did someone drag him here for research while he was sleeping?

Zhang Chunliang wanted to move, but his body floated uncontrollably in the water without moving.

"Damn, it's looking at us." said another researcher. "It looks like it wants to eat us. This mermaid is really vicious."

"No matter how ferocious it is, it's just a beast in human skin." Someone sneered and turned on the power switch beside him.

In an instant, dozens of purple arcs of electricity appeared in the blue water waves and pierced the mermaid's body fiercely.

Indescribable pain penetrated into Zhang Chunliang’s head. He wanted to scream, but an extremely sharp cry came out of his mouth uncontrollably.

That was definitely not a sound that a human could make. It was more like some kind of powerful sonic weapon. In just one second, it shattered the solid glass tank in front of it.

All the lights in the laboratory went out in an instant, and the entire room fell into terrifying darkness.

Zhang Chunliang discovered that his night vision was now so strong that he could see everything clearly even in pitch darkness.

The two researchers saw that things were going badly and had already fled to look for help.

There were only dozens of operating tables wrapped in white cloth left in the huge laboratory.

"Yes, is there anyone there..." A hoarse and weak voice came from the direction of the operating bed.

Zhang Chunliang's body crawled over there uncontrollably.

The person speaking on the operating table struggled to remove the white cloth on his head, revealing a bloody face.

"Who can save me... I still have another... son... who... cannot... die." The man was dying, his cloudy eyes were yellow, and he stared straight at the ceiling.

There was only a dent left on his nose, as if the flesh had been gouged out, but there were still strange worms wriggling in the flesh.

Zhang Chunliang recognized the man on the bed, Ithaca, his uncle.

——At this moment, Zhang Chunliang finally realized who he was possessed by.

My uncle once said that the reason his memory was not erased was probably because he once met a female mermaid in the laboratory.

He is most likely in this mermaid.

“Save…save me…” The white cloth on my uncle’s body was soaked with red blood, and his originally strong body gradually became shriveled.

His flesh and blood slowly flowed off the operating table like melted mucus.

The mermaid used the remaining water on the ground to move towards her uncle. She leaned her head over and sniffed her uncle's body gently.

"Child, child...child." The female mermaid vaguely repeated the human language.

Zhang Chunliang understood what it meant. All the people lying on the operating table were failed products of the mermaid egg fusion operation, and the mermaid eggs used in their experiments were most likely born from this female mermaid.

It smelled the scent of its own children in its uncle.

"Help, I... I also have... a child..." Blood foam gurgled in my uncle's throat and overflowed from the corners of his mouth onto the pillow.

The mermaid tilted her head and looked at the miserable human in front of her. The familiar smell on him gave her a sense of trust: "...Change?"

My uncle spat out blood with difficulty, and the blood gradually turned into some kind of transparent mucus: "...Change? What..."

"I'll save you...you, save me..."

The uncle's brain began to turn into slime. He was completely unable to think about the meaning of the mermaid's words, so he subconsciously replied: "Switch...save, save..."

The mermaid cut a piece of flesh from her scarred arm and fed it into her uncle's mouth.

The changes in my uncle's body faded visibly, and the piece of flesh did not completely restore him to a human state, but it saved his life.

“Wait…for you to come and save…me…” the female mermaid reminded awkwardly.