Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

Wang Shaofan was one of the first passengers to arrive at the auction venue.

It is called an auction hall, but in fact it is an open-air ballroom on the top floor of the cruise ship. It occupies two-thirds of the entire deck and is enough to accommodate thousands of people socializing and chatting.

He had looked at today's program. The first two hours were filled with various singing and dancing performances. Passengers were also required to come off the stage and perform a couple opening dance. This was said to be to liven up the atmosphere and allow everyone to make friends.

make friends?

Wang Shaofan sneered and changed his sitting position with difficulty.

In just half a day, his legs grew back together, and even the bones showed signs of fusion.

His current appearance can no longer be recognized as a player by the system, so the mall cannot be opened, but the task still needs to be completed, otherwise his few health points will be deducted.

In order to be able to move freely, Wang Shaofan made a simple wheelchair.

He is still a little worried about how to dance at the party later.

But he didn't complain. Compared with other players, he was lucky - at least he could still maintain his basic human form.

Some of the unlucky guys in the captain's camp have turned into complete monsters, especially those who once jumped into the swimming pool...

Wang Shaofan seemed to have thought of some scene and showed a disgusted expression.

——I don’t know if this group of guys will appear here. Do they still have human consciousness now?

"The Hongmen Banquet..." He felt a chill in his heart as he looked at the increasing number of people on the field.

Everyone looked normal—except that occasionally someone would accidentally reveal their arm with a human face, the dense tumors on the back of their neck, and the hair twisting in the air like a snake...

Wang Shaofan turned his head and looked at the turbulent, dark and turbid waves below the platform several dozen meters high. For a moment, he didn't know whether he should stay here and be eaten by the monster, or just jump off and leave his body intact.

"You're here so early?" A gentle and clear voice came from Wang Shaofan.

He was stunned, then turned his head to look at the person who came.

Zhang Chunliang changed into a brand new shirt, like a tall and green bamboo, clean and refreshing.

At a dance party full of people dancing wildly, it was really a pleasure to suddenly see such a handsome young man.

Wang Shaofan's arm that was holding the railing suddenly loosened, his expression stunned: "It's you..."

Zhang Chunliang nodded, pulled a chair and sat next to Wang Shaofan.

It was already very late, and the stairs were full of "disabled" passengers. Some of them were dragging flesh bags that were bigger than their bodies; some were covered with strange scales; and some ate other passengers as snacks while walking...

It can be said that the later people enter the dance hall, the greater the danger they face.

He had not planned to come so late, but the big guy who suddenly had human legs could not control himself for a moment and began to change his clothes frantically.

Even though Zhang Chunliang advised it earnestly that a big bone would look the same in anything it wears, it did not stop its fanatical idea.

Therefore, Zhang Chunliang had no choice but to bite the bullet and put on a bunch of men's suits that he found from somewhere, and he also commented on them one by one.

To be honest, the big bone that lost the mermaid bones is still very tall, over 1.9 meters tall. If it really grew flesh and blood, it would definitely be a tall and handsome man.

Zhang Chunliang was already a little curious about what Shen Xingyi would look like in this world with flesh and blood.

"Actually..." Zhang Chunliang looked at the listless Wang Shaofan in front of him and said hesitantly, "I have an unwelcome request..."

"What?" Wang Shaofan asked lazily, leaning against the railing.

He wanted to smoke a little, but the cigarettes on this ship had a fishy smell as if they had been soaked in water, and they often misfired, so he couldn't smoke to his heart's content.

"Can you lend me some money? I can exchange it with you for other things." Zhang Chunliang coughed embarrassedly.

He was still a minor and penniless. In addition, many things on the ship were free, so he did not realize the need for money.

But there might be something he needs at this auction, so he needed to carry some money with him just in case.

But his uncle had disappeared, and he had no way to ask him for money. On the huge Siren, the only person he could think of who could lend him money was Wang Shaofan.

Wang Shaofan smiled and took out his wallet from his side. He was quite wealthy on the ship, but the money was of no use to him.

"Give me a few more detoxification pills, and I'll pay you a hundred times your points." Actually, given his current condition, the detoxification pills are basically useless, but it's better than nothing.

Players who redeem items from the mall will have their health points deducted, so this exchange is reasonable.

Zhang Chunliang nodded and noticed that the hand he used to take out the money was covered with a layer of black and purple scales with an oily film, which looked like some monster in a special effects movie.

He handed the pills he exchanged in the mall to Wang Shaofan and received a generous sum of cash.

Wang Shaofan took the pill casually, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it boredly, but he didn't feel any changes in his body.

"It was a bad idea." He swallowed the medicine in his mouth and looked at Zhang Chunliang with a wry smile, "I should have exchanged it for a pack of cigarettes. At least I would feel better."

"Cigarettes?" Zhang Chunliang was stunned for a moment. "Do you need them? I have some here. Can I give you some?"

He somewhat regretted letting Xiao Ai read too many fairy tale picture books. It now had a stereotype of human gentlemen, thinking that they must wear well-fitting suits, hold a cigarette in their mouths, and talk to others politely.

So, in order to become a qualified and high-quality man, it took great pains and got a pack of strange cigarettes from somewhere else - the reason why it was called strange cigarettes was because the cigarettes were wrapped in some kind of plant leaves as thin as cicada wings, and the blue-green tobacco was wrapped in the green leaf-like tobacco wrapper, exuding a fresh but somewhat pungent smoke.

He didn't want Big Bone to learn bad habits from humans. What's more, he really couldn't imagine how a Big Bone would smoke.

So he cruelly took away the pack of strange cigarettes.

At this moment, under the gaze of Wang Shaofan, he took out the pack of cigarettes, frowned and hesitated for a moment, but decided to ask about the mermaid bones first.

Big Bone was not far from the two of them, wrapped in a thick robe and wearing a hat. He was concentrating on watching the passengers talking in the distance, trying to learn their communication postures.

In fact, there were not only monsters in the ballroom. At least half of the people had not been deformed for various reasons. It was just that for some reason, they turned a blind eye to the crew members and passengers who had completely turned into monsters, and could even talk to them without changing their expressions.

This was probably some kind of hypnosis used by the captain and his crew to maintain order - even though the situation on the ship was terribly bad, they could still maintain superficial harmony.

Therefore, there are also some people who are taking the opportunity of the dance to try to get to know people from the upper class, such as the guy that Big Bone is studying with.

The unfortunate guy did not realize that the "upper class" in front of him was staring at his fresh body with its seventeen eyes greedily, with saliva constantly flowing from its mouth.

"I suggest you don't learn from him." Zhang Chunliang helped it straighten its hood which was a little crooked. "His attitude is too greasy and flattering. I don't like it."

So Big Bone obediently withdrew his gaze and sat upright, looking at Zhang Chunliang.

"Can I give one of this box of cigarettes to the person over there?" Zhang Chunliang asked in a low voice, "After all, it was you who found it..."

Big Bone's eyes (?) suddenly became sharp. It tilted its head and looked at Wang Shaofan, who was looking confused in the distance.

Then he slowly looked at Zhang Chunliang.

Although it didn't say anything, Zhang Chunliang understood its accusation - why can that guy smoke, but it can't?

"Smoking stinks and is harmful to the body." Zhang Chunliang explained calmly, "I don't like the smell of cigarettes. It doesn't matter if I give it to him. I don't like him anyway. But I like you, Xiao Ai, so you can't smoke."

The body under the big bone robe shook visibly twice, then slowly lowered its head.

"Is it okay?" Zhang Chunliang asked.

Of course it is possible. Big Bone was so embarrassed that he felt dizzy and temporarily lost the ability to think. Even if Zhang Chunliang asked him to pick the moon at this moment, he would try his best to grow wings.