Infinitely Criticizing the Villain for Being Like My Ex-Boyfriend

The weather is not very good today. There are dark clouds in the sky and a rainstorm is brewing.

The two rushed back to the tree house before the first thunder sounded.

Their cabin was filled with water guards, who stood in neat and orderly lines, staring at Zhang Chunliang and Xiao Ai in silence.

"Welcome back." The minister, who was dressed differently from the ordinary water guards, wore a mask-like smile and bowed deeply to Zhang Chunliang and Xiao Ai. "The dinner is almost time. Is there anything else you need to prepare?"

"Yes." Zhang Chunliang nodded and threw the bag to the water guard beside him. "Tell Shenlan that I don't want to see anything related to mushrooms at the dinner."

Xiao Ai turned her head away in confusion.

"Honey, I only eat the mushroom soup you make." Zhang Chunliang calmly held its paw and explained.

"As you wish." The minister nodded slightly, clapped his hands, and ordered people to bring a sedan chair.

The sedan chair was extremely luxurious, made of a special mineral, with intricate carvings of mermaids and waves on the four corners. Even in the dark weather, it still emitted a faint yellow fluorescence.

It was so heavy that the water guards could not lift it.

The sedan chair is pulled by a very tall stone sculpture.

"023?" Zhang Chunliang shouted in disbelief, "Why are you here?!"

"Well, little Chunliang." The smile on 023's stone face was still gentle and compassionate. "Long time no see, have you had fun recently?"

It looked the same as before, except for some shellfish and moss growing on the statue's large fish tail.

"You let an old man pull a cart for others?" Zhang Chunliang's face darkened, and he said to the minister in a stern voice, "Is this Deep Blue's etiquette for entertaining guests? 023 is not a horse you raise!"

"Don't be angry, Xiaoliang." 023 waved his hand quickly, "The Mermaid King is very good to me. I have my own room. It's just that I really want to see you, so I volunteered to come here..."

Zhang Chunliang's face still looked a little bad.

"I have a lot to say to you." 023's smile widened. "Would you like to get in my car and chat with me, little friend? I finally have my own car... Before, I was too old, so the human world didn't allow me to get a driver's license..."

Zhang Chunliang realized that it was teasing him and shook his head helplessly.

The team set off immediately without even giving Zhang Chunliang time to rest. Perhaps Shenlan sent the sedan chair just to let him rest for a while.

However, he did not get on the car. He just followed 023 and walked forward slowly.

Xiao Ai is still a little bit petty towards 023, with whom she once matched up wrongly, so she deliberately turns into a ball of wet vines and wraps herself around it.

"Oh, hold on tight, little vine. Don't let me run you over." 023 reminded happily, "Maybe you can turn into a scarf."

"Why did you suddenly want to come to me?" Zhang Chunliang asked, "Do you have something to tell me?"

The water guards behind him were all silent and followed them slowly forward.

Mizuomi took out his pocket watch and glanced at the time, his smile still standard and fake, with no intention of urging anyone.

"Yes." 023 said honestly, "I want to advise you not to go to that party."

"Why?" The two of them completely ignored the guards behind them and chatted casually.

"Because this mermaid king is a madman. He has killed tens of thousands of fish during this period." 023 said, "You are the only guest he actively invited to the banquet. I think he will do you harm."

Zhang Chunliang nodded and said sincerely, "Thank you."

"I can help you stop them. I am stone and they can't kill me." 023 stopped, turned his head with a smile, and looked at the water guard behind him.

As soon as it finished speaking, more water guards emerged from all directions. They hid in the cracks of rocks, in the grass and soil, or in the vaporous air.

"No need, 023." Zhang Chunliang carefully looked at the water guards and waved his hand gently, "Thank you for your help, but I really want to attend this banquet."

023 looked a little regretful: "Really? My friend, I actually want to imitate the movie Young and Dangerous and have a gunfight..."

"You are a good stone who loves this world very much. You shouldn't be trapped here." Zhang Chunliang looked at it with a smile, "You should go see the wider world."

But its rebellion at this moment undoubtedly pushed it to the opposite side of the deep blue. With its brutal character, after knowing what 023 had done, it would definitely throw it into the deep sea - so deep that there is no light and no animals.

It said nothing, but just looked at Zhang Chunliang with a smile, and then whispered: "Good luck, little Chunliang."

Zhang Chunliang nodded: "I will probably leave here soon and travel to a new place. Do you have anything to give me?"

023 was stunned for a moment, then thought hard for a moment and shook his head: "Sorry, my friend, I don't think I have anything to give you..."

Zhang Chunliang bent down, pulled a plump oyster from its stone tail, and shook it: "This is it, how about it?"

"This is so rude." 023 said distressedly, "It's not a good idea. If you are willing, can you wait for me for a few days? Maybe I can work and earn some money..."

"I like this." Zhang Chunliang threw the oysters into his backpack, "I want to give you a return gift."

He took out a beautiful mermaid figurine and held it in front of 023: "This is a gift from my uncle. Now I give it to you."

The mermaid figurine allows the user to switch freely between human and mermaid. 023 is now a mermaid. It can use this prop to transform into a human. Although the time is short, it is enough for it to taste its favorite food again and smell the sweetness of robins.

"Thank you..." 023 was stunned for a moment, then took it solemnly, "I will definitely keep it well."

"You will need it. Maybe one day you will suddenly want to taste the flavor of fruit, or maybe you want to feel the fragrance of a wild flower. It will sense your desire. I can recommend you to go to a place, the Dandelion Snowfield. The dandelions there like to play with animals, and they will welcome you very much."

023 held the figurine in his hand and looked at him tenderly. After a while, he nodded: "Thank you, Chunliang. If I have the chance, I will definitely..."

"Don't give it a chance. When humans say 'have a chance', it's usually a euphemism for refusal." Zhang Chunliang interrupted it and snapped his fingers lightly.

The ground shook violently, and a huge brown-yellow thorny vine like a python rose from the ground, wrapped 023 completely, and then smashed into the ground fiercely.

"Have a nice trip, 023." Zhang Chunliang put two fingers between his eyebrows and made a farewell gesture towards the dark hole on the ground.

"Next, let's have a good chat before dinner." Zhang Chunliang turned around and looked at the minister merman who was still smiling behind him, "Fox, long time no see."

The water film on the minister's body suddenly boiled, and then his body rose up, and his facial features turned into a familiar face.

"Long time no see, Liangliang." Her long dark blue hair fell to the ground like a waterfall, her eyelashes drooped slightly, and she had a charming smile, "Did you bring me some travel souvenirs?"

"Of course." Zhang Chunliang also laughed, "I guarantee it will be a gift you will never forget."

As the two were talking, the surrounding environment changed instantly.

It was as if the canvas had been stripped of its colors, the trees, valleys, stream paths were slowly erased, and replaced by a magnificent crystal palace made of colored glass.

This place is extremely luxurious, and every brick and tile is extremely translucent. Above your head, under your feet, and around the palace walls are clear water-colored bricks and tiles. If you look carefully, you can even see colorful fish swimming inside.

"Liangliang, do you like it? I can do it, too." Xiao Ai leaned close to his ear nervously, "I can put a mermaid in a brick to swim, and it will be bigger and more beautiful than this one."

Thinking of the terrifying scene where every brick and tile in the room was imprisoned by a mermaid, watching him eat and sleep day and night, Zhang Chunliang shuddered all over, and then said with difficulty: "If there is a chance... I will definitely give it a try."

Deep Blue chuckled and clapped his hands casually.

Countless water streams appeared out of thin air, quickly gathered into a banquet table, and then solidified into ice crystals. This banquet table was more luxurious and grand than the one on the Siren.

"You can sit under my seat." The fox raised his hand and pointed to the right side of the main seat. "I haven't treated you well since you came to the island."

"This is very environmentally friendly." Zhang Chunliang nodded and asked, "You arranged me so close, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

"Can you?" Shenlan asked, helping him pull out his seat like a gentleman.

"Maybe." Zhang Chunliang didn't sit down, but just looked at it with a smile and said, "After all, I am the one who knows the location of the fifth treasure."

The deep blue eyes stayed on him for a moment, and then nodded: "Fifth, I really underestimated you, Zhang Chunliang, it seems that I am already in danger."

"Where should I sit?" Xiao Ai asked blankly, "I don't want to be separated from you, Liangliang."

"No one can separate us." Zhang Chunliang pulled out the chair next to him, pulled Alan into the seat, and then smoothed its hair.

His movements suddenly stopped and his expression changed slightly.

Ailante held his cold hand and tried to stop his trembling.

It didn't know what was going on, but it could feel that Zhang Chunliang was in turmoil.

"Do you need me to step away?" Shenlan propped up his cheek and looked at Zhang Chunliang carefully.

Ailante glanced at it grimly, and countless dark green vines penetrated the water bricks on the ground, wrapping Zhang Chunliang tightly inside.

"What's wrong, Liangliang, are you sick?" Xiao Ai held him in her arms, patted his shoulders and back, and pressed comforting kisses on his cheeks one after another. "I'm here, don't be afraid."

"I need you to help me find something, baby." Zhang Chunliang's face was pale, and he held Xiao Ai's paw as if asking for help. "It's very important, and only you can help me find it - I lost it in the place we traveled to."

Alant's eyes couldn't help but become serious.

"A flower, red, looks like a heart..." Zhang Chunliang explained carefully, "You must find it—"

This was the first time that Zhang Chunliang showed such a fragile and panicked expression in front of it, as if the flower was something very important.

Ailante nodded carefully and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead carefully: "Don't worry, Liangliang, I will find it soon, believe me."

Zhang Chunliang nodded randomly, his eyes trusting and soft.

Ailant no longer remembered how he said goodbye to Zhang Chunliang. He only remembered that his heart was beating very fast. He left behind his strongest vines to protect Zhang Chunliang, and then turned into a unicorn and rushed into the sky.

It had never looked at its body so carefully.

Ailante searched rapidly in the desert, stirring up golden sand as if creating a huge tsunami, but he did not see the red flower.

It rushed to the highest mountain on the island and searched the rocky land above the sea of ​​clouds. It saw the vine tent and charcoal left behind by the two when they were making love, but it did not find the flower.

It went to the clear Tianhu Lake, shattered the mirror-like light of the lake, and summoned countless fish under the water to help it search, but it did not find the flower.

Later it went to the dandelion snowfield.

023 was sitting on the top of the mountain in a daze.

Its body was covered with wet mud, and a small earthworm that had sneaked in was hanging comically on its head. Its compassionate and gentle eyes revealed a tangible shock.

"Hello, little vine." It greeted the disheveled Xiao Ai happily, "It's so beautiful, isn't it?"

"But I feel like this place is different from what Xiao Chunliang said - why isn't there a single dandelion here?"

Instead, there are red flowers all over the mountains and snow-capped peaks, each of which is shaped like a heart.

Ailante stared blankly at the bright red mountain that he had never seen before. As if he realized something, his body began to tremble violently.

Its eyes were filled with tears, which rolled into the mud one by one.

"Liar..." Its voice was trembling terribly, and its body staggered and turned into a unicorn, "Liang Liang, you lied to me--"

023 took out a small piece of paper from his side and handed it to him: "I found it in the flowers. I thought you might need it."

In the photo, Zhang Chunliang is holding a Polaroid camera and taking a selfie. He is smiling slyly and brightly. In the corner, Xiao Ai is carefully tasting the mushroom soup she just cooked.

An angry wail came from far away, across the vast wilderness, and into Ailant's perception.

It suddenly felt the pain of a heart disorder, and couldn't help but cover its chest, screaming and falling to the ground.

It's not that its heart is being attacked, but that some force from the same source as it is being fatally attacked.

And it has only bestowed power on one person - the Mermaid King Deep Blue.

In an instant, it realized something and endless fear engulfed it.