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My Teacher

When the silkworm is dead, the silk will be exhausted, and the torch will turn into gray and tears will begin to dry.

My head teacher is like a pig, killing herself to feed others. She is also like a fire, burning herself to death to illuminate others. She is more like a cow, working herself to death to educate us.

She is clear about what she does. She is cold and indifferent to the people in the back row, but is willing to serve the top students in the front row. 】

Comment area:

"At such a young age, he is already a master of yin and yang"

"The Yin-Yang School's Shao Siming is indeed amazing!"

"There is culture but not much"

"In a sense, he is a talent."

"I have to say that the last sentence is true!"

When the ancients read the books of sages, they felt something difficult to express. They said he was wrong, because he used each sentence very well. They said he was right, but their intuition told them that the true meaning was definitely not like this.

Li Shangyin, the author of Untitled: No, is my poem used in this way? ! He clearly wrote about a lingering love, but later generations used it to praise their teacher.

Poets in history: [Breathing out in a cold sweat] Could it be that later generations have also corrupted their poems?

[There are endless reports of college students with poor health on the Internet: some broke their bones while squatting on the toilet, some burst their lungs by laughing too hard, some twisted their necks to relax and dislocated their cervical vertebrae after staying up late... But the most horrible ones are the following two, who directly became the hot search:

A college girl started to get small red spots on her body, but she didn't take it seriously, thinking it was an allergy. Two days later, bruises started to appear on her legs for no apparent reason, but she thought it was just a bump in life, so she didn't pay any attention to it.

The family was very worried and asked the young lady to go to the hospital. But she turned around and booked a plane ticket to travel to Shandong. She had barbecue in the morning, visited a temple fair at noon, and took a speedboat in the afternoon. She was either eating seafood or on her way to eat seafood all day long.

However, halfway through the trip, as more and more small red spots appeared around me, even on my toes, I started to pay attention. I booked a flight back to Changsha overnight, and as soon as I got off the plane, I went to the dermatology department for a blood test. I thought it was a minor illness, but the results made the doctor burst out with a sharp explosion. The doctor said he couldn't save her and asked her to go to a big hospital.

She also obediently went to a big hospital, and the result was a notice of critical illness! It said that the platelet count in the young lady's body was only one! You have to know what this means. Even a dead person has three platelets, but the young lady only has one! It is equivalent to her walking around with a bag of blood in her skin these days. Once the bleeding starts, it can't be stopped!

Netizens commented that if she had her period at this time, it would be taken away in one go. The bruises on her body before were what is commonly known as corpse spots. She was still running around in this situation, how amazing! If she had a little bump on the road and bleeding, she would have died halfway.

Fortunately, through treatment and medication, the girl's platelet count returned to normal. It makes people sigh: College students are really harder than diamonds! 】

The ancient doctors were also very confused at this time. This situation was like jumping over the head of the King of Hell. It was a blessing that they could save the patient in the end. They also realized the advanced medical skills of later generations, but looking at the hanging bottle and thread, they were puzzled. Could it be that this was how the medicine was injected into the body?

The forensic doctor and the coroner also felt it was novel. They had come into contact with many corpses in their lives, and they could not have imagined that people in later generations could accidentally end up in this situation. They were truly impressed.

Couldn't the emperors imagine that later generations would be so calm in the face of death? They could fly out to travel even when corpse spots appeared on their bodies, which showed that they were too arrogant.

"The ancestors down there are frantically giving money to the King of Hell.

Reply: I would believe you if you said she deposed the King of Hell.

"Lividity? ? Lividity can appear on a living person?

Reply: This condition is called livor mortis when it appears on a dead person. But when it appears on a living person, it is generally called purpura. The principle is the same, and calling it livor mortis is actually a more frivolous name.

"It's worthy of being called a "crunchy shark", both crunchy and hard to kill. "Special Forces-style tourism", if you don't pay attention, you'll be issued a critical illness notice"

"So scary [crack]"

People: It’s heartbreaking to have descendants like this!

It seems that the younger generations in later generations particularly like to wander around, but considering that the country will be happy and the land will be rich in the future, and it won’t be illegal to wander around, I feel a little amused.

Even drinking cold water can get your teeth stuck.

【It is well known that Chinese people love to eat. But the college students in front of us opened our eyes again:

A college student dug up some Rhizoma Coptidis at school and mistook it for ginseng, took a bite of it, and then slept from four or five in the afternoon until nine the next morning.

Netizens commented:

Did you fall asleep? Did you faint?

This is the last herb that Shennong tasted among hundreds of herbs!

From 17 to , you have been in a coma for more than hours and you are still fine. Your immune system is going crazy in your body. Your ancestors must have knocked their heads on the ground until they were smoking! You close your eyes, your brain shuts down, and you wake up fine. Hey, it's good, nothing happened.

Don’t say that college students are really stubborn. They will insist that they are really asleep even after fainting.

Phytolacca scabra, also known as Gelsemium elegans

『Shanglu: It’s really hard to kill

Hell: The other party withdrew a college student

College student: Yeah (＾－＾)VThis thing can cure insomnia.』

"After reading the blogger's post, I finally understood why she is so strong. Her online name is Selaginella, and Selaginella is also known as the Nine-Death Resurrection Grass."

"Oh my god, when I was a kid I used to pick this thing called Phytolacca, make drinks out of it, paint my nails, etc. The mature purple-black color is quite beautiful. Now I searched and found out that it is called Phytolacca [Picture]"

"Ancestor: All the money your father burned was used to bribe people."

"I guess our ancestors didn't know that some people are taking poison nowadays, haha."

People in famine: I would rather starve to death than eat it. I just want to be full, not to die of hunger!

Looking at the outrageous actions of later generations, Ying Zheng couldn't help but hold his forehead. He should be thankful that people in later generations were not from his era. One by one, they killed themselves before the enemy could come.

The people's eyes widened when they saw the words "heartbreak grass". Although they knew little, they had heard of this kind of poison before. It was also the first time that poison was eaten as ginseng.

[Now, as the holidays are approaching, college students are not giving up the opportunity to travel. The Northeast is quickly occupied by the southern small potatoes. Today's Harbin amazes the locals! ]

[The southerners are affectionately called "little potatoes" and "little golden beans" by the Northeasterners who "worship the south and admire beans". If you see a person in the Northeast wearing a light-colored down jacket and playing in the snow, he is undoubtedly a southerner.

Erbin even brought out its unique skills that the locals had never seen before, performing all kinds of martial arts, which really gave the little potatoes who came from afar a great time.

Visiting the morning market, drifting on the Songhua River snow, and exciting skiing are no longer enough. As more and more guests arrive, the activity becomes increasingly popular, and the people of Northeast China have also started to show off their skills.

Not only are there male college students on the street offering free rides with Rolls-Royces and Southern Potatoes, but there are also free rides with them on the roadside, and now you can even take an armored tank for a tour of the park. Some car owners even use horns to loudly solicit, "Pick up Southern Potatoes, no money, no money."

To prevent slippery floors in winter, carpets were laid in the underground passages of Central Avenue. Locals said: We have never seen this in recent years. Nowadays, all iron flower making and music concerts are free.

The hospitality of the Northeast has taken the initiative to break the debate on sweet and salty tofu pudding, and served sweet tofu pudding to the lovely southerners. When eating sweet potatoes, they considerately break them into pieces and give away spoons for fear of burning people. Sugarcane is now not only peeled but also sliced.

Frozen pears are no longer eaten with the mouth. Not only are they presented on plates, but now they are also made into frozen pear blossom tea. Some people commented that the only difference between frozen pears and Michelin is Harbin. Anything can be made to entertain southern customers.

The old man on the roadside who dotes on Southern potatoes has also learned how to use the tongs: "Thank you, Princess, for selling me the grilled sausage. The more I eat, the more beautiful I become!" It has to be said that Erbin's GDP is what they deserve.

Potato sheds were built on the roadside to keep southern potatoes warm. In view of the height difference between the north and the south, even the shower head was adjusted to two shelves. Cultural and creative refrigerator magnets can rotate, quicksand, and even AR; roses are placed in Harbin ice, and romantic love overflows the screen.

The animal world was even interviewed by the Cultural and Tourism Bureau overnight. Pegasus in the square was walking on the snow, penguins were carrying small backpacks, white foxes were doing business, and the Oroqen people were performing reindeer performances. It would not be surprising if Erbin took out the Black Dragon…

You should know that the last time the Oroqen people were invited to come down from the mountains was when Emperor Qianlong invited them out of the forest... They fought against the Russian Empire in the north, attacked Nepal in the south, and pacified the Dzungar Khanate, which frightened the enemy and made them dare not to attack again. During the Anti-Japanese War, they voluntarily came out of the mountains to join the national resistance struggle. After stabilization, they still stayed in the forest.

Not only that, the Siberian tiger transformed into Mimi, a glass cleaner, and suddenly transformed into a golden tabby Mimi, rushing to be splashed with snow by Little Potato, and running after Little Potato. The security guard grabbed the alpaca's neck and shouted frantically: Spit on the locals, locals, locals! There are guests at home, and you spit on them? ?

Alpaca [disobedient]: How do I know who is a local?

Security guard: Anyone taller than you is a local! Remember this!

But unfortunately, it seemed that the white whale did not receive the notice. When it saw the beautiful girl, it jumped up and ended up poking the person directly on the head.

White Whale: I remember it was this height before?

Cultural and Tourism Bureau: I will talk to you later! 】

Qianlong:......

They had seen the Northeast Hospitality on the sky screen before and thought that greeting was enough. After watching these various performances, they always felt that they saw the feeling of "Flower Peacock". They couldn't help but sigh, and they also wanted to try it after watching it. As for the height, they haven't thought about it yet.

Ying Zheng looked at the costumes of the minority people, who seemed to be very capable of fighting. He saw the Anti-Japanese War and thought of the hard days of later generations before the founding of the country. He couldn't help but smile when he saw their happy days now. It was the hard work of that generation that led to the current future.

But the future is the future after all, and now is a good time for their ancestors to learn about the future. Now that the Qin Dynasty has been informed by the sky, people from all over the country are not as resistant to the Qin Dynasty as before, but it is better to eradicate the root of the evil as soon as possible. Looking at the shipbuilding drawings on the table, the First Emperor thought thoughtfully.

Zhu Di looked at the improved firearms sent to him by the Shenjiying. Although they were not as powerful as those in later generations, he believed that as long as they continued to be improved, he would be able to turn the surrounding tribes into the territory of his Ming Dynasty one day.

Although Zhu Gaochi understood what his father was thinking, the Ming Dynasty could no longer squander money on wars after the Jingnan Campaign. He only hoped that the high-yield grain distributed by Tianmu could help the Ming Dynasty overcome the difficulties.

【It seems that going to Harbin has become a trend, and Harbin has also welcomed a group of lovely sugar orange princes. Three little potatoes from Guangxi brought eleven children to Harbin. Online comments said that this is definitely the safest and most reassuring study tour in history. The children are all around three to six years old.

As soon as the plane landed, people all over the country were paying attention to this group of children. When they saw the video, they would stop to count whether there were eleven of them. If there was one missing, Erbin would go crazy, the golden tabby in Northeast China would have to undergo three gastroscopy, and the police would rush to the scene immediately. Why?

I was afraid that if I arrived a step too late, the traffickers would be beaten to death by the people in the Northeast. You know, every household in the Northeast may have only one child. They not only watch their own children, but also the children of people in the same community. They know who the children usually play with, and they will be alert immediately if a stranger comes.

Harbin people have a strong preference for small tangerines. Can't get a taxi? The traffic police will escort you directly to the hotel. Locals will also count them when they see them on the road.

After bidding farewell to the sugar oranges, Erbin will soon welcome 20 wild mushrooms from Yunnan. It has to be said that Erbin is really popular recently!

Recently, it was reported that in order to thank the Northeastern friends for taking care of Nanning's "small tangerines", 3 trucks of tangerines and 8 trucks of mandarin oranges, a total of 200 tons of fruit, were picked and sent to the Northeast overnight to be given to the "Harbin friends" for free. Moreover, these are carefully selected high-quality fruits, guaranteed to be very sweet. It not only contains the full enthusiasm of the Guangxi people, but also sincere gratitude.

Some netizens commented that it is now popular to communicate between provinces. One is in the south and the other is in the north. They are really good brothers!

Not only that, Guangxi Tourism also announced that it welcomes Northeasterners to visit for free, and 45 scenic spots including Chongzuo are ready. I really like this strong human touch! 】

"It's really moving to watch. North and South are connected, united and friendly, China is one family!"

"This is the flavor of the New Year. The great integration of ethnic groups, the rush between the north and the south, it is warm and cozy, and I was moved to tears. Many ethnic groups came, just like the family gathering together during the New Year in the past!"

"Thank you to the anti-Japanese heroes! Salute! "

"pay tribute!"

"Although I feel a little envious of what people say online, I feel more like crying because of the people of the whole country are so connected. I don't know how many years it has been since the scene was so lively."

"The artificial moon has come out. Erbin is really a well-hidden treasure."

"Look at the names of the Northeast, potatoes, tangerines, and wild mushrooms. This really reflects the Chinese people's inner core - the foodie ability."

"We export all kinds of culture, such as humility, hospitality, courtesy, giving way and taking the lead. I just don't know if foreigners will think we are doing something big again. After all, there is a huge flow of people, haha."

"As a native of Northeast China, I am very unfamiliar with this [covering my face]"

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The ancients felt that they had seen a lot. The scenery on the sky looked like the life of gods, but it was in line with their imagination of the afterlife. After all, what they wanted was a stable and peaceful life.

People in the special period are more motivated to live in the future. This is the prosperous era of their descendants decades later. No one can destroy it! No one can! Looking at the enemy on the opposite side, they open their eyes and re-enter the battle.