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[Sixteen emperors of the Ming Dynasty, half of them are weird, half of them are eccentrics]

[If the emperors of the Ming Dynasty were in a group, who would be beaten the worst?

Zhu Yuanzhang (Ming Wanzu): Ming pills, Ming pills! [Image: The Sixteen Emperors of Ming]

The whole internet is going crazy right now, saying that our Zhu family is either weird or eccentric, and you bunch of piglets are trying to piss me, Zhu Chongba, off to death!

Zhu Di (Ming usurper): Slander! This is slander! I, Ming Taizong, pacified the rebellion in accordance with heaven, and the throne came from Emperor Yongwen's abdication. How was it usurped?

Zhu Yunwen (Ming Shizong): Outside the long pavilion, beside the ancient road, Uncle Di, you are a beautiful lady [smile]

Zhu Di: When you said “Don’t hurt my uncle”, didn’t it just show the deep affection between us?

Zhu Yuanzhang: Drag them away and give them fifty lashes each! @朱棣@朱允炆

Zhu Gaochi (Ming Fat Emperor): Grandpa Taizu, don't be angry, eat a piece of dessert to calm down [cake]

Zhu Yuanzhang: I get angry when I see you! !

The emperor of the Ming Dynasty guards the country's gates and the emperor dies for the country. How come a fat emperor like you suddenly appears?

Zhu Gaochi: It's only over 300 pounds, and it didn't break our throne...

Zhu Zhanji (Ming Dynasty Cricket Emperor): Use modesty, create benevolence and Xuan, it seems that I am the only one who fights the cricket god and lives up to my ancestors

Zhu Yuanzhang: But you suck!

"Imperial Ming Ancestor Instructions" has long stipulated that "eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics, and smoking is harmful to health." How dare you set a precedent by teaching eunuchs to read? As a punishment, you are not allowed to fight crickets for a year!

Next person.

Zhu Qizhen (Ming Baozong): Hello Grandpa Taizu, I am Zhu Qizhen, the God of War of the Ming Dynasty. I like to follow the example of Grandzu Mingzu and lead the army in person to drive out the Tartars!

Zhu Yuanzhang: So you went north to hunt Mongolia, were gloriously captured, and 20 elite soldiers were buried in Tumu Fort, cutting the fate of the Ming Dynasty in half! ?

Zhu Di: You are a person who causes chaos in politics, recruits eunuchs, sells out the country, seizes the throne, and kills loyal people. You have all five evils!

Zhu Qiyu (Emperor Daizong of Ming Dynasty): To extend the life of Ming Dynasty for another 200 years, I must keep my innocence in the world. You pig who rides on me, give me back Yu Qian!

Chongzhen (the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty): The emperor is knocking at the door, you are not worthy to be my master!

Zhu Yuanzhang: Beat him to death! Beat him to death!

[Zhu Qizhen has been kicked out of the group chat]

Jiajing (Emperor Xianzong of the Ming Dynasty): I am not afraid of the second generation of the emperor being decadent and decadent, but I am afraid that he wants to prove himself.

Wanli (Ming Lazy Emperor): Facts have proved that the more you play badly and the less you attend court, the more secure your country will be~

Zhu Yuanzhang: Shut up! You two bastards!

One of you is addicted to elixirs, and the other doesn't want to go to work. You have been absent from work for more than 20 years. The Ming Dynasty fell during the Jiajing period, but actually fell during the Wanli period! !

Jiajing: Stop scolding, stop scolding…≡(▔﹏▔)≡

Zhu Yuanzhang: From now on, 996 will be implemented. If you are absent from work for one day, you will be expelled from your ancestral home! @Ming Xianzong. Jiajing @Ming Lanzong. Wanli

Zhu Changluo (Mingxu Sect): Compared to everyone else, we are at most addicted to women and have drained our bodies, which is reasonable. @朱载枕.明色宗

Zhu Zaihou (Ming Se Zong): That makes sense.

Zhu Jianshen (Ming Xianzong): It seems that we are the only ones in the group who have no problems @朱佑樘.明孝宗

Zhu Youtang (Emperor Xiaozong of the Ming Dynasty): No, you are in love with your mother.

Zhu Jianshen: No? Is it wrong for me to like a woman who is 17 years older than me? ? Haven’t you heard of the sister-emperor relationship? !

Chongzhen: So, you are making things difficult for me, Chongzhen, by asking me to fill up the meteorite crater of the Ming Dynasty!

Zhu Youxiao (Ming Muzong): My dear brother, didn't I leave you Wei Zhongxian, the 9,000-year-old emperor? With him assisting you in governing the country, you can rest assured.

Zhu Di: Your urine is sweet, wake him up @朱高炽.Ming Fat Emperor

Zhu Yuanzhang: That's enough, you bunch of prodigal sons! 】