Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

After being brainwashed by several videos, Leng Xiaoyun couldn't sleep the more she watched videos, so she simply clicked on the search super topic to watch.

[The ancestors in our country’s history are impeccable in terms of governing the country, but what about the unofficial history of each period? Unofficial history may not be authentic, but it must be wild enough! ]

[Kings, generals, and royal relatives all have more or less made-up romantic affairs. Ahem, of course, everyone is just having fun, don't put these into official history! ]

The protagonists under the sky: If you have the ability, then don’t say anything!

It is true that these descendants admire them and want to watch the fun. They can talk about their governing ability, but why do they talk about these untrue wild histories!

At this time, a mechanical voice sounded in Ying Zheng's ears: "Is Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng willing to join the [Chinese Historical Emperor Chat Group]? Three seconds to think about it, three, two, one, directly enter the group chat..."

[The Great Qin Zulong enters the group chat.]

At the same time, emperors of various dynasties also received the same message, and many emperors' titles were displayed in the blink of an eye.

Although I knew that the opening of the sky curtain would not happen overnight, I saw that other people in the group were also confused. I didn't expect that I was suddenly pulled into the group chat.

[Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Western Han Dynasty, enters the group chat.]

[Li Shimin, the second phoenix of the Tang Dynasty, enters the group chat.]

[Liu Xiu, the son of the Eastern Han Dynasty, enters the group chat.]

[Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, enters the group chat.]

[Cao Cao enters the group chat.]

[Liu Bei enters the group chat.]

[Sun Quan enters the group chat.]

[Zhao Kuangyin enters the group chat.]

[Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty enters the group chat.]

[Emperor Yongzheng of the Qing Dynasty enters the group chat.]

[Ming Dynasty Zhu Yuanzhang enters the group chat.]

[Emperor Zhu Di of the Ming Dynasty enters the group chat.]

……

Ying Zheng looked at those names and felt that he recognized some of them from the sky, like some from the Ming Dynasty. Then this Piggy Majesty and Crying Bag Erfeng must be two of the three great emperors mentioned earlier, right?

Seeing that the group chat was quiet, I coughed and started with him, the first emperor.

"You all must be emperors of later generations. Do you know where the emperor of the Han Dynasty after the Qin Dynasty is now?"

Although I know that the emperor of the Han Dynasty was Liu Bang, there are so many people with the surname Liu in the world, so I'll try it out first~

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: ...

Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty: Brother Zheng, is it really okay for you to ask this to my face?

Qin Zulong: Why not? Anyway, I want to capture Liu Bang who is now in Qin, not you, the Emperor Gaozu of Han. Don't blame me.

Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty: Hahaha, what Zheng Ge said is right! However, a friendly reminder, Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty is not called Liu Bang yet.

Ying Zheng: Thank you, Emperor Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty!

Zhu Di:......

Zhu Di quickly changed his name in the group. He was really angry when he saw the temple name of Chengzu. He wanted to beat Jiajing, the unworthy descendant, to death! He dared to change his temple name, which was simply treason! His Taizong was gone just like that!

He quickly drafted an edict that no future generations could change his temple name!

Some people in the group pop up to acknowledge their relatives, while others lurk around and take it easy.

But more people are waiting and watching, fearing that their exposure will affect their space-time order.

The video of Tianmu continues:

【The first to appear is the Han Dynasty. As we all know, the emperors of the Han Dynasty have always been the representatives of cold-heartedness and lack of loyalty. But how can I say that for the emperor, the Liu family did a really good job, of course, the Eastern Han kindergarten is not to be mentioned. Ahem, back to the topic, the Han Dynasty Group does not discriminate between men and women, and there are male favorites on average. There are 25 male favorites for every 10 emperors. 】

【During the Han Dynasty, historical records show that it was quite common for emperors to have male favorites. The emperors of the Han Dynasty were homosexuals, no, to be more precise, "bisexuals", because on the one hand, they had many wives and concubines and indulged in women, and on the other hand, they indulged in men. For example, Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, who was known in history as a wise emperor with great ambitions, had as many as five male favorites. 】

[But unlike some who played with "husbands" and "little singers", some of them had more sincere feelings with their male favorites, such as Emperor Ai of Han and Dong Xian, Emperor Wen of Han and Deng Tong, etc. Maybe the history has been biased to the present, but it cannot erase the special feelings between them. And the origin of the words "Longyang's love" and "Duanxiu's addiction" also makes people feel a strong sense of gay love. ]

The person who was mentioned was happy that he was mentioned by the sky curtain and that he did not disappear silently in the long river of history, but he was also a little embarrassed. After all, facts are facts, and it would be a bit embarrassing to say them out loud.

Emperor Wu of Han did not expect that he would be mentioned. Seeing the change in the faces of the people below, they looked dignified and did not dare to touch the tiger's tail at this time. What a joke, did they think their emperor had a good temper?

Zhu Di also felt the uncertainty of the sky being exposed, thinking to himself, "If something bad happens, I will be so embarrassed if it is exposed, and I will be laughed at by other emperors in the group. It is really unpredictable."

[Of course, today we are mainly looking at those fabricated historical CPs. I would like to state again that these are just for fun. Don’t take them seriously! Don’t take them seriously! Don’t take them seriously!]

[As the saying goes, heroes go with beauties, and the emperor is the focus of public opinion. Even with a full harem, it still can't stop the inspiration of many authors, and the stories derived from it are countless, some of which are very passionate! ]

[Li Shimin, the second son of Li Yuan, and his concubines in the harem are hotly discussed. ]

Li Shimin looked at Empress Zhangsun beside him and hurriedly expressed his loyalty, "Guanyin maid, later generations have said that it is a fabrication, you must not take it seriously!"

Empress Changsun found it a little funny to see Erlang, who was eager to prove his innocence, but she also comforted him, "I believe Erlang, and I know that this is just a fabrication by later generations. This also shows how popular your majesty is in later generations."

She believed in her own Erlang, and how could she not trust him when they were young and married? She was also afraid that her eldest brother would hold power for the honor of the Changsun family, so she always asked His Majesty not to give him too much power.

It is said that emperors have always been fickle-hearted, but Li Shimin was undoubtedly loyal to Empress Changsun.

[She and he were childhood sweethearts, but he didn't expect that God would separate lovers since ancient times. He could only watch her marry someone else and was powerless. He was in a daze all day long and was arranged to marry by his family, but the only person in his heart was Wei.]

Ying Zheng listened to Tianmu telling a story about the love, hate and vengeance between the two and thought that must the authors of later generations write love stories in such a tragic way in order for people to read them?

Liu Che was very happy to see other people having fun. When he was talking about the Han Dynasty, many people were laughing at him. No wonder people in later generations like to eat melons so much. It smells so good!

[In the end, he became a prince. Even though many people outside admired him, he remained loyal to her and used his merits to ask his father for her. Even though time had passed, his love for her was irreversible. He took her back to his palace and treated her child as his own. Except for the position of queen, he was willing to give her everything.]

Listening to Tianmu's nonsense, Li Shimin felt like a dog. Yes, he was even exchanging his merits for something. Was he that stupid, so foolish? It was simply a joke!

My queen has always been a Guanyin servant and will always be!

Holding Empress Changsun's hand tightly, Li Shimin smiled.

The ministers below saw the deep affection between the emperor and the empress, and they felt that, as expected, what the emperor said was false. They did not need to persuade him, because the empress was very good to His Majesty and was not affected at all.

【Next is Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, and the Twin Stars of the Han Dynasty. Everyone knows that Emperor Wu of Han valued Wei Qing and Huo Qubing very much, and the two were even known as Empress Wei and Prince Huo.

Prince Huo was very famous, and he was a great martial artist and had made great contributions in pacifying the Xiongnu. Liu Che cultivated him carefully. Unfortunately, Prince Huo died young, and Empress Wei also left Liu Che in his later years. Since then, he has gone crazy and started a killing spree. 】

Zhu Yuanzhang: ...Um, this script seems familiar to me.

Huo Qubing:...

As the real Crown Prince Liu Ju:?

Looking at his mother, Liu Ju now wondered if his father really didn't love him anymore?

Wei Zifu touched her son's head and comforted him softly, saying that this was a fake story made up by later generations and it could not be counted.

In the court, Wei Qing and Huo Qubing knelt down to plead guilty. Even if this was a joke from Tianmu, the emperor's affairs were not to be discussed, and with the things that Tianmu had revealed during this period, they had to be more careful in dealing with them.

Liu Che's brain went blank for a moment before he recovered. He helped the two men up and said that they shouldn't take it seriously, as it was just a joke made by later generations.

But the two of them took two steps back. It’s better to stay away from His Majesty, alas!

The courtiers thought to themselves, if you were not famous in historical records, how could people in later generations make up stories about you? !

Upon hearing that Wei Qing and Huo Qubing had passed away, Emperor Liu Che was too embarrassed to even think about it and quickly summoned the imperial physician to treat them.

Huo Qubing had been taken care of by Wei Qing since he was a child. When he heard that Wei Qing had died young, he was filled with panic.

Huo Qubing was also very worried when he looked at his uncle. Although he went there early, he was still very worried when he heard that his uncle was gone.

By the time the imperial physician had finished treating the general, he found that he had been killing enemies on the battlefield and his body was weak, so he needed to replenish his energy.

Huo Qubing was still young, full of youthful ambition and had received martial arts training, so fortunately nothing serious happened.

After hearing this, Liu Che was still a little worried, so he asked the two men to listen to their heartbeats once a month and asked the imperial physician to prepare special conditioning prescriptions for the two men to take.

Huo Qubing wanted to say something, but Wei Qing and Liu Che gave him a glare, and he didn't dare to get angry at all.

【During the late Han Dynasty, the Three Kingdoms were even more different, with Wei, Shu, and Wu as the three kingdoms. Dongwu loved lolita, Cao Wei loved married women, and Shu Han was a group of gays. This sentence simply gathered the characteristics of the Three Kingdoms camp.】

[It is well known that Cao Cao loved someone else's wife. And Cao Cao almost lost his life because of a widow. Ahem, what we want is to be explosive, unscrupulous, and without ethics.

In the Three Kingdoms, any random person can be paired up. For example, Cao Cao and his son Cao Pi both fell in love with Zhen Mi, the wife of Yuan Shao's second son, and Cao Zhi had always been secretly in love with his sister-in-law Zhen Mi, and even wrote "Ode to the Goddess of Luo River" for this. Well, how should I put it, now everyone is Cao thief. 】

Yuan Shao:......

You Cao family are so morally corrupt. The father and his two sons robbed someone's wife. It's simply￥%&*￥

At this moment, Cao Cao avoided the gazes of the counselors in the tent. Ahem, everyone loves beauty. Besides, he wouldn't look down on a girl who had just come out of the closet.

Guo Jia advised his lord. Tianmu said that his lord almost died because of women, so he should be more careful in the future and not provoke those who can be avoided to avoid disaster.

What follows is even more "tragic" for the people of the Three Kingdoms, both mentally and physically, and they dare not look directly at it.

[A teacher wrote the subject matter, and everyone can imagine [evil].

Guo Jia helped Cao Cao to have their child; because Cao Cao's eldest son was gone, Cao Pi became the theme, and the father and son were entangled in erotic love, such as the famous "Daddy Pi Nuan"; there were also Cao and Liu who mixed the power of the Three Kingdoms, and Cao Cao's words "If I have a son, I want him to be like Sun Zhongmou" made people think of the result directly, and everyone was happy in the ending. 】

!!!

what? !

Men and men, the people of the Three Kingdoms felt their nerves exploded! The people mentioned above are all among the best in the world. They can't imagine such a mess of matching in the sky curtain!

The people involved already looked like they had been struck by lightning and had lost all desire to live. How embarrassing it must be for them!

Cao Cao never thought that people in later generations would imagine so much about him! He and Pi'er, ah, how could this be possible! He was not such a beast!

Slander in later generations! Slander!

Guo Jia didn't even bother to tidy up his clothes. He stood up and stood eight feet away from Cao Cao. Let him be quiet for a while. It's better for him to see his lord less often. He really can't stand such ridicule from future generations.

Sun Quan was so angry that his face turned red. Cao Cao, why don’t you say something else? Let future generations take the opportunity to make up such a story.

simply……

Zhou Yu and Sun Ce looked at Sun Quan in disbelief and felt extremely sympathetic, but it was really hard to imagine, really.

Those who have seen the protagonist in the Three Kingdoms said: What should I do? Either give him a look that looks like he has never seen many people, or else, ah! I can't get rid of the picture in my mind! Ugh...

The First Emperor felt his eyes were opened. He did not expect that people in later generations had such a rich imagination. That shouldn’t be the case for him. He didn’t even have a queen!

This is not over yet, the video continues to play:

[Liu Bei has a famous saying: "Brothers are like limbs, women are like clothes." This is what he did in his life.

The Three Oaths of Peach Garden, he, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were so close that they slept in the same bed.

As for the military advisor, he was no less kind. After getting the assistance of Zhuge Liang, he became very close to Zhuge Liang, which made the other two jealous. However, Liu Bei said, "Having Kongming is like having fish in water." The same is true for Pang Tong. 】

The people of Shu Han also felt what Cao Cao felt. It was really unexpected. How did it happen to them all of a sudden? Shouldn't we talk about Cao Cao in detail? ?

At this moment, Kong Ming's calm and composed expression seemed to be a little cracked. It was really because what Tianmu said was too shocking.

The people of the Han Dynasty felt that Tianmu had been extremely polite to them just now. Li Shimin felt that what he had done was nothing at this time. But look at it now, what Tianmu said was really shocking.

[The fact that Dongwu loved loli was actually because Sun Ce and Zhou Yu successively possessed Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao, who were still young girls at the time. However, it was not a big deal in that era, and there was nothing to blame. ]

Jiang Dong: Huhuhuhu, fortunately, they are safe.

Ying Zheng didn't expect that the sky would point to him the next second.