Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

The emperors thought of more. Not to mention that there were so many commoner students in later generations, it would be extremely difficult for them to make a name for themselves in this era. After all, the aristocratic families were intertwined and closely connected, and one move would affect the whole body. They could only wait patiently until they were absolutely sure.

Huang Chao:? What did you say?

Ying Zheng looked at the word "law", "Legalist", "law", every country has its own laws. How would such a person be dealt with according to the laws of later generations?

"I don't want to write a collection of poems with a bad ending, but to write the most shocking chapter in the banned book."

Many people silently recited this sentence. What kind of disturbance would it cause if there was such a person in their dynasty?

Justice and courage, the masses speak out and fight together. Poets of all dynasties can't help but have many inspirations, which will be a common theme in ancient and modern times.

Some officials on the road to exile felt as if they saw themselves when they saw the sky curtain, being oppressed by the powerful. Even if they fought together, they could only end up being dismissed and exiled.

Hope this group wins...

[Dialects are the language that should be preserved. Not to mention the enemy... even I can't understand it. ]

[The platoon leader knew that the phone was being monitored by the enemy, but he spoke in Jiangxi dialect to catch the enemy off guard. His voice was clear, but the enemy was confused:

50, 53 direction to the enemy, a little further east, if our artillery fire lasts longer, you should still contact us in the original confidential way (the subtitler said he was powerless, probably this is what he meant)

Not to mention the enemy, even I can't understand it.

Enemy: I learned level 10 Chinese in vain

At the edge of the cliff, the enemy was searching everywhere. A soldier suddenly slipped and was almost discovered. Fortunately, the squad leader cleverly took out a parrot from his arms. The enemy turned around and left after seeing it.

"If someone was hiding under here, the bird would have flown away long ago."

(I understand it perfectly. If someone is hiding, there must be no bird.)

The soldier below said: Reasonable! Give this soldier extra points]

Ying Zheng felt that there were so many good things in later generations. If they had a telephone, it would be very useful on the battlefield!

The ability to convey information thousands of miles away or even further made all dynasties jealous.

"A Jiangxi person can't understand Jiangxi dialect [laughing and crying]"

"The dialect in Jiangxi is different every 10 miles. It's normal that you can't understand it, fellow Jiangxi people."

"Chinese is just the first hurdle for you to communicate with Chinese people. After you pass this hurdle, there are still hundreds of hurdles to go."

"What I didn't expect was that he had a parrot in his arms!"

The common people could only hear words like direction and where. No wonder the enemy looked confused, as they themselves were also in the fog.

Some people noticed the word "monitoring" in the sentence. Isn't this just "listening to the urn"? However, it seems that the tools used in later times were more advanced.

【Watch the video clip of the clever escape】

[Based on the anti-Japanese war director preparing to shoot an anti-Japanese war film, some of the clips abruptly turned an anti-Japanese war drama into a comedy. Not only does it have classic funny skits, but it also portrays the Japanese invaders as not very smart.

For example, the song "Pick the Cotton" makes people sigh that it would take two and a half years to sing it:

"Pick the cotton! Pick the cotton!

Half a pound of cotton balls became eight ounces and eight ounces

The old cotton becomes new cotton

Fold the quilt

That girl is getting married."

The traitor in the play is also an important character. Netizens praised him as the best translator on earth! He is the highest realm of translation:

"Traitor!"

"The mustache guy wants to smoke a pipe" "No!"

"running dog!"

"Bah! He can't even smoke and you want to drink"

"Hey, the devil asked you if you can play"

"Nonsense, my ancestors for three generations have been cotton-fluffing people."

"He said he was the third generation of a musical family."

If this devil had understood a little, Wei Zongwan and the other two would not have survived to the end. 】

"Sima Yi used Zhuge Liang's zither strings to play cotton, hahahaha"

"Zhuge Liang: so?"

"This is the translation of Chinese into Chinese."

"It and Hands Up are the movies I have watched many times!"

"I was impressed by the song "Pick the Cotton" when I watched it before. I thought it was so beautiful."

"One desperately rescues, two desperately delivers"

The ancients also realized that this was just a TV show watched by later generations, and the characters were all acted out, but it has to be said that it is quite interesting.

But farmers look like farmers, while traitors and Japanese look like treacherous bad guys.

It was just not as brutal as what they had seen before, it was scary to look at, and the things they did were extremely cruel. Although the people here were wearing that kind of clothes and their steps and language were incomprehensible, they were still a bit funny to watch.

[On how great the poetic talent of contemporary netizens is! ]

[A beauty blogger who showcases Hanfu culture once brought her own cat to a photo shoot. Netizens saw the cat curiously looking at the hair accessories she had never seen before, paired with the blogger's ancient style, and couldn't help but feel inspired to write poetry:

The cat slave does not know the value of pearls and jade, he just sniffs and fiddles with it all the time.

As soon as this comment came out, it immediately went viral, and netizens began to leave comments one after another, and the comment section instantly became a large-scale literary battle:

The girl with golden hairpin and green hair plays with the raccoon girl, and she combs her black hair with her slender fingers.

The slender jade hands comb the hair, and the cat plays with the pearls with its paws.

The beauty smiles and cherishes the bright moon, while the cat plays with the dragon pearl.

In addition to the great talents of the scholars and women, there are also modern comments that make people feel that it is really vernacular:

I was browsing the comments with my teeth bared, and saw the talented person quietly retract his teeth.

The following netizens pushed the comment section to a new level:

White jade is wrapped around black hair, emerald is inlaid with colored glaze. No wind accompanies the movement of the ears, it turns out to be the cat's play.

At the end, he did not forget to say, "Excuse me, sorry."

Everyone below also said that the comment section was not only full of Versailles, but also stopped pretending and started a poetry competition.

The pampered lady is always busy, and the beauty smiles beside her shoulder. The brocade and pearls are slowly put on, and she must be hidden in the clouds and the moon.

Jade green hair circling, velvet cat jade hairpin swaying. I don't know if spring is coming, apricot blossoms will bloom tomorrow.

What amazed me most was the following sentence:

The soft hair of the girl was touched, and she regretted not seeing her beautiful face. The glazed and golden hairpins were shining, and the cat licked the earrings.

Good guys, I just call you good guys, why are you so outstanding even though we all have nine years of compulsory education? 】

"Three thousand strands of black hair are wrapped around my fingers, and the cat servant smells the fragrance and is intoxicated. Jade powder and rouge are inlaid with gold and jade, waiting for the right match in the golden autumn."

"It's a pity that I'm not well-educated, so I can only praise from top to bottom. I'll read the book again and then we can see who's better."

"If there had been the Internet in ancient times, there would have been more than 300 Tang poems."

"As expected, I am the only loser in the world. Okay, bye!"

"I feel like if Li Bai were alive today, he would be so angry that he would die."

"I regret not having read enough books when I need them. I can only give a thumbs up to the end."

This brought out all the poets from all dynasties.

Du Fu looked at Li Bai next to him and asked with a smile: "Brother Taibai, your name will be remembered for thousands of years! Congratulations! You will be remembered by future generations!"

Li Bai laughed, took a sip of wine, looked at his friends around him, and replied: "I believe that you will all be famous in the future, and your poems will surely be passed down to future generations."

Du Fu was very happy to hear his idol's response. He suddenly got an idea and asked someone to bring him writing brush, ink, paper and inkstone.

The people drinking around them all started to speak and wanted to write poems.