Live broadcast: Take our ancestors to see modern China

"What a vivid picture! So who did He believe in in the end?"

"Fuso is no longer the same Fuso as before... He has changed."

"Japan should include a picture of a mutated monster kneeling in the sea and spitting out filth."

"This music video reminds me of the teacher who said today that he had helped us, and we should help him too. At that time, everyone in the classroom was sneering. "

"I remember when I was studying the text about the burning of the Old Summer Palace, even the ruins showed its former glory. That year, two robbers broke into the Old Summer Palace and the fire burned for three days and three nights before leaving."

The Qing emperors smashed the teacups again. Qianlong's eyes seemed to be spitting fire. A mere foreign country could be so rebellious. One should know how many porcelain treasures, poems and documents, and imperial objects there were in the Old Summer Palace, and there were also many rare books. It is conceivable what the scene would be like after the group of robbers looted the Old Summer Palace.

Liu Che listened to these countries and the lyrics of the song. He didn't sound like a good person. He stole culture and collections. What? These countries don't have their own things! One by one, are they addicted to stealing?

Li Shimin was not impressed by the country M in later generations. He only remembered that it was the number one in the world. However, he always looked down on those who bullied the weak. It seemed that this country had done a lot of things through strong military force to oppress others.

I just don't know the exact location of his country, the Tang Dynasty. As I thought about it, my thoughts went astray. I wonder if he has any good things there.

After hearing about the many good things Tianmu had obtained from outside the region, Li Shimin wanted to explore the surrounding countries. After all, who would dislike having too many good things? Looking at the food and fruits of later generations, he was jealous every time he saw them.

The people were no longer unfamiliar with this country. They had seen the difficulties in building the country in later generations and had a deep hatred for this nation.

After lying on the sofa for a long time, Leng Xiaoyun turned over and continued to flip through the videos. Speaking of the Colosseum, this song is highly adaptable, and many film and television clips can be appropriately matched, especially a certain high.

[After looking at the world map, Mongolia, located between China and Russia, made a sharp explosion. ]

[In front of us is China, a country with a stable government and harmonious people and a vast territory, and behind us is Russia, a country with a tough folk custom. Mongolia is like a sandwich in the middle. It is both the safest and the most dangerous place to live.

As long as his parents don't divorce or quarrel, he is the happiest child; as long as his parents fight, he will be the first victim and his home will become a battlefield.

In response, Mongolia said: No one wants the China-Russia friendship to live long more than I do.

If someone outside wants to attack me, I will be the third one to know, because they have to clear two hell-level dungeons, Winter is Coming and Great Wall Watch, at the same time. OK, OK, Mongolia must know how to survive.]

"Mongolia: I have another solution - join China"

"After all, Mongolia was originally our territory, but it was separated from us by the Soviet Union during the Yalta Conference. This can be considered a way of returning to the embrace of the motherland."

"Sorry, what I was thinking about was, China and Russia, which one is the father and which one is the mother."

"Poland was the safest country in the world back then, haha"

"Outer Mongolia is pro-American, you bastard, I didn't expect that."

"China: The friendship between China and Russia will last forever."

Russia: The friendship between China and Russia will last forever.

Mongolia: China-Russia friendship lasts forever! ! ! 』

The Yuan Dynasty was very angry about this. They had such a large territory, but in later generations, only a rooster was left. It was heartbreaking.

It has to be said that, leaving aside the fact that the Yuan Dynasty was established by a foreign race, the emperors were very envious of the territory of the Yuan Dynasty. Such a large piece of land, it was really coveted!

The First Emperor now looked at the copied world map with burning eyes. There were other lands outside the continent, across the ocean. Thinking of the advancement of technology in the future, people could go up to the sky and down to the sea, which was simply omnipotent.

Now the craftsmen are actively developing marine tools. Ships are essential and they need to be prepared no matter what. Thinking of the minister's previous memorial to suspend the construction of Afang Palace, he thought, let's stop the construction first. But when he thought of his life span of forty-nine in history, he couldn't help but frown. It's not enough, not enough, far from enough. He still has things to finish.

Although it was not the first time that the ministers under him had looked at a map, when they saw the rotating map, they could not help but want the Ministry of Industry to work hard to see if they could make this thing.

Ministry of Industry: You think I am blind? The dense markings are a hindrance to my eyes!

The round globe encompasses the entire earth. Thinking of the blue object I saw before, it is so beautiful. Although I don’t know why they can walk normally while standing on a ball, some people can’t help but use their imagination to explore the truth behind the problems in their hearts.

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When Liu Che thought of the Huns burning, killing and looting, and his Han people being starving, he couldn't help but miss Zhang Qian, who would bring abundant resources to the entire Han Dynasty. Unfortunately, the two of them had no telepathy.

Looking at the world map, only a little bit of the territory belonging to the Huns was incorporated into the territory. Could it be that he was still unable to completely wipe out the Huns?

But he quickly regained his spirits. He had Wei Qing and Huo Qubing with him, and this time he could prevent any accidents from happening to them in advance. He didn't believe that he couldn't deal with the Huns!

Soon a new title appeared on the sky screen [The evil map continues to guide you]

Some people wonder: "Ethical?" This is a bad word. How can a map be immoral?

But soon those routes left people speechless.

[I finally understand why Amap is called the Unethical Map!

A netizen used Amap to find a public toilet, and he followed the navigation and ended up in a small forest. He looked at the mess (defense) and seemed to hear Amap say: "Poop, poop, poop, others can poop, why can't you?"

Gaode: Throw away your qualities and be happy!

By the way, mark it in the background, there is a wild toilet here.

After all, that’s how Amap works. If one person can get through, he thinks everyone can get through. 】

Some people were silent. They remembered that in later generations, the words "public toilets" would sometimes appear on the roads. This map was a bit unethical, and it really lived up to its name.

People in all dynasties also understood it. Maybe it was because the roads in later generations were too complicated, and they themselves couldn't remember the way, so this method came into being. But, to be honest, it's quite tricky.

[For example, this netizen drove along the Amap navigation system and ended up driving into someone else's courtyard. The key point is that the owner of the courtyard saw him enter and habitually asked him if he had come here using the navigation system.

The family even gave instructions to the netizens on how to turn around. They were so skilled that they could do it eight out of ten times a day without instructions, otherwise they would not be able to do it.

Gao De: There are no roads in the world, but when there are more stubborn people, a road will appear.

"Just tell me how good this AutoNavi is. It directed me to this road, letting me go through here and then reach the other side. AutoNavi actually knew there was an intersection here."

The blogger was seen holding his cell phone, walking through a railing and coming to the other side of a door.

Another blogger was a bit miserable. He looked at the Amap on his phone and the tightly enclosed wire fence not far away. He confirmed several times that he had not taken the wrong route, but that the navigation had led him to a closed road. 】

Someone uttered a curse word from the bottom of his heart, No, there is something wrong with this navigation.

Some people also responded, well, how should I put it, just say whether he has pointed you in the right direction.

[What Gaode excels at is using the most efficient way to make up for the lack of morality.

A young man had to pass a toll station every time he went home, and all the navigation systems he had used before followed the route honestly. Until he came across Amap (Lao Liu), the navigation system actually prompted him to turn right into a small road a few hundred meters away from the toll station, and directly took the young man around the toll station.

The guy said: This is the worst navigation software I have ever seen. I used to like using Amap, but now I like it even more!

Give AutoNavi a chance, it can take you to take a shortcut through an unfinished tunnel.

Gao De: No matter what, you just said it didn’t happen.

A netizen got lost in the mountains, so he opened the map and followed the navigation, walking from the ravine to the drainage ditch. In case you can't see the road, it also thoughtfully marked "Look here".

The young lady was led into an alley by Gaode Map. The skeptical young lady decided to give it a try. Unexpectedly, the further she walked, the more outrageous it became. There was a wall in front of her and a gap in the wall on the side. Did she want to go ahead or not?

And when we came out, someone had put up bricks underneath.

The young lady said: I am really impressed, what kind of good person would go this way!

In response to this, Amap said: Look, two more people have passed by. This road is definitely passable. We will use this navigation method in the future! 】

"Who knows why he asked me to go through the back door of his store."

"One time I used Amap to enter a military base, and I foolishly told the security guard that Amap would allow me to go through and reach my destination, but the soldier sternly refused."

"When Gaode Map shows that someone has walked here using navigation, it will detect that there is a road here and recommend it to people walking first. When there are more people, it will recommend it to people riding bicycles, then to people using electric vehicles, and finally to cars."

"I went to my grandma's house and found a pond in front of me [狗头][怨种]"

"Last time I used Baidu Maps for navigation, it almost took me from Jiangxi to Henan. And I was riding an electric bike, so I deleted the crappy navigation when I got back."

"There are no roads in the world, but when more people walk on it, it becomes a road."

"My cousin drove me home, and Goder took us to the cemetery."

"God's point is, no, others can leave, why can't you?"

"I went to Nanjing before and used Amap. It drove us around the destination but didn't show us the destination. I found the right way based on my intuition, but it kept saying I was going the wrong way."

"I was traveling in an ancient town before, and Gaode asked me to pass through someone's house. As a result, the family looked at me while eating, opened their back door and went out through the front door."

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Looking at the short video and the countless user comments below it, the ancients felt that it was more reliable to ask passers-by, as the navigation of later generations was not very reliable.

Also, how can you go through someone else's house? This is too embarrassing.

Someone asked curiously: "Mobile phones in later generations have so many functions. Were they developed by those college students and graduate students?"

After all, although they haven't seen the school of the future generations for such a long time, when they hear the words "college students", they know they must be students of the future generations. They just don't know how these college students will perform compared to them in the assessment. The previous results on the Internet also made them think that students of the future generations still ask teachers to go easy on them?

The others couldn’t quite say, but the computer used by the girl from the future seemed to be more useful than a cell phone.

There are also unfamiliar subjects such as English and physics. With so much to learn in these majors, will people in later generations be able to adapt flexibly?

But when we think about the fact that the population of future generations is 1.4 billion, with so many people, the work projects and positions must be handled by people who are proficient in them. It is no wonder that the things that people in future generations learn are different from them.

What about those who are not sure about being eliminated? Almost everyone wants to buy a house in the future. How can they earn money to buy a house if they don’t work? There are also daily expenses, and renting a house also requires money.

Why do Chinese people want to go home and farm when they fail?

A scholar said: There is a saying in "Rural China" that Chinese people have the habit of returning to their roots, which is the rural complex.

The homesick child said: Because that's where my grandpa is.

But the worker said: Daozi would not call me at 11 o'clock at night to say that he wants to harvest mangoes tomorrow!

Because the corn in the field won’t tell you that I will arrive before 8 o’clock tomorrow!

They won’t ask me: Count how many pills I have! 】

"It's poetic and picturesque at the beginning, but full of resentment at the end!"