Reborn: All beasts recognize their master, dig up the divine bones

"Xi'er, what did your master teach you?" Lord Yanchun looked at Nangong Xi with a troubled expression.

"What did my master teach me? For example, actions are better than words, how to be a hands-off boss, and that enemies must be eradicated..." Upon hearing this, Nangong Xi listed a lot of things.

Mr. Hong Yi: ...

I taught her so much, but she only remembers these messed up things!

"Junior brother, look at what you have done to a good child. Poor Xiao Xier, she has been abused by you since she was young." Upon hearing this, Lord Yanchun gave Lord Hongyi a blank look.

Mr. Hong Yi: ...

Did I lead him astray?

I remember that I used to do a lot of things with the help of my apprentice.

"That's right, that's right. I used to be a naive, simple and lovely little girl." Nangong Xi on the side nodded in agreement.

Mr. Hong Yi: ...

How could this traitor of mine say such a thing? The key point is that she said it as if it were true.

Who took me to move other people’s treasure trove?

Who told me that sometimes I don’t have to show up myself, a bomb or a packet of powder can solve many problems.

Who used the lightning spell to strike anyone who offended him so that he would not dare to go out for half a year.

Who told me that if I rush forward alone when I encounter an opponent I cannot defeat, I am a fool. If I cannot defeat the opponent, I will fight him in a group. If the group fight fails, I will run away. As long as I am alive, I will not be afraid of being bullied.

……

Lord Hong Yi was speechless.

"Junior brother, I think you have to control your temper in the future. You are now a teacher and you have to set a good example for your disciples." Lord Bei Che looked at Lord Hong Yi.

Mr. Hong Yi: ...

Senior Brother, do you want to understand clearly what kind of person your nephew is before you say these things?

Besides, when it comes to being eccentric and unorthodox, you seem to be even worse than me!

If Lord Bei Che heard his complaints, he would definitely tell him that this is why I don't accept any disciples.

It's just like the fact that I know the Yan family's seeds are not good so I don't get married.

Mr. Yan: ...

It seems that my eldest brother and Lord Bei Che have not seen through Xier's true nature!

Although they had only known her for a short time, she was definitely not the naive little girl in their eyes.

"Master, look, my uncles and the others are all praising me." Nangong Xi held back a smile and looked at his master who had a depressed face.

"Xi'er, do you have any wine? I want to be drunk for ten thousand years." Lord Hong Yi felt that only being drunk for ten thousand years could relieve the depression in his heart.

So he looked at Nangong Xi with eyes full of grievance.

Use your eyes to tell her, you traitor, just keep acting, your master is injured.

The kind that can’t be coaxed!

Unless you get drunk for ten thousand years!

Nangong Xi almost laughed out loud when he heard this. His master looked so cute like this!

"Get drunk for ten thousand years? That's hard to come by, Lord Hongyi, your request is a bit embarrassing." Old Master Yan looked at him with a helpless look.

"It's a rare happy day today, so I'll let you drink as much as you want." Nangong Xi said as he took out ten jars of Yi Zui Wan Nian from the space.

Recently I brewed a few large jars of it, and they could never finish it no matter how much they drank.

Because these old guys like it, my winemaking skills are becoming more and more sophisticated.

"What are you daydreaming about? Hurry up and tell someone to prepare some snacks and drinks." Lord Yanchun rolled his eyes at Old Man Yan who was still in a daze.

"Butler, butler, ask the kitchen to prepare a table of snacks and wine." Old Master Yan came to his senses and immediately gave the order.

The butler took the order and went forward.

"Xi'er, is this really a life of drunkenness that lasts a thousand years?" Old Man Yan looked at Nangong Xi in disbelief.

"Grandpa Yan, just try it and you'll know." Nangong Xi handed him a jar with a smile.

"Oh my god, he really can be drunk forever." Old Master Yan exclaimed after taking it and taking a look.

“Everyone says that if one can experience Ten Thousand Years of Drunkenness in this life, one will not be afraid of the soul being dispersed or flying away.” Old Master Yan muttered as he looked at the Ten Thousand Years of Drunkenness in his hand.

"Yes, I never dreamed that one day I would be able to drink whole jars of Yizui Wannian." Lord Yanchun also sighed.

“There was only such a small cup being sold at the auction house once, and I was just one gold coin short of winning it. One gold coin, but at that time I almost pawned my underpants, and I was still one gold coin short.” Old Man Yan muttered.

"Puchi...cough cough cough..." Nangong Xi couldn't help but laugh out loud when he heard that.

The temptation of getting drunk for a thousand years is really great for these old men. Look, they even give up their pants for a drink of drunkenness.

"Xi'er, don't find it unbelievable. The man who won a gold coin from me secretly shaved off his wife's long and smooth hair and sold it." After saying this, Old Master Yan looked at Nangong Xi.

Nangong Xi: ...

Inhumane!

It's really inhumane!

For a glass of wine, he actually shaved off his wife's long hair!

If I were that lady, I would definitely hunt down the person who shaved my long hair across the entire continent!

"Isn't that too inhumane?" Lord Yanchun on the side couldn't help but complain.

"That's right. The key point is that I don't know if he shaved it too thoroughly at the beginning. His wife's hair hasn't grown out yet, and she hasn't wanted to pay attention to him all these years." Old Master Yan was somewhat gloating.

"Serves you right." Nangong Xi complained.

"You little brats, I am your uncle after all, and you actually say bad things about me behind my back." As soon as he finished speaking, an old man with a big bald head walked in.

As soon as Mr. Yan saw him, he quickly took the Yizui Wannian on the table back into his own space.

"Junior Master, you are not the lady whose hair was shaved...are you?" Lord Yanchun asked the old man with a troubled look on his face.

This old man was none other than Linghu Chang, the youngest junior brother of Master Yanchun’s master.

Because of the relationship with Lord Yan Chun, Old Master Yan would also call him Junior Uncle-Master.

"What are you talking about? I, your uncle, am a man." Linghu Chang rolled his eyes at Master Yanchun.

"If not, why are you walking around with a lantern on your head?" Lord Bei Che looked at him suspiciously.

"The wicked man who shaved his wife's hair in order to get drunk is none other than our junior uncle." Old Master Yan said while suppressing his laughter.

"Alas... It's all because of the wrong things I did back then. Now your aunt-in-law ignores me, and I can't even accompany her to shave her head." Linghu Chang sighed.

"You are asking for trouble, aren't you? You deserve your aunt to ignore you." Lord Hong Yi looked at him with a gloating look.

"By the way, Junior Master, let me introduce someone to you. This is my apprentice Nangong Xi." Lord Hong Yi pointed at Nangong Xi and introduced him.

"Xi'er, quickly call me Little Master." Then Lord Hong Yi looked at Nangong Xi.

"Hello, bald little master." Nangong Xi greeted him very politely.

"Kid, can we remove the word bald?" Linghu Chang looked at Nangong Xi with a frown.

"It seems not possible. The young master is indeed bald." Nangong Xi blinked innocently.