Mr. Fu: Madam has amazed the world again
Chapter 1007: Caused by a Fart
After half an hour.
Jiyang Group.
The door is wide open!
Bai Ling and others had smooth sailing.
Walk straight to the president's office.
The office door remained wide open.
Bai Ling, "???"
What about kicking the door?
The door was open, how could she kick it?
"You are here!"
Inside the office, Pei Ji sat on a leather chair, looking at Bai Ling with a half-smile as he saw her unhappy expression because she failed to kick the door.
He curled his lips and said, "For so many years, the only thing I like to do is to predict your predictions. It doesn't feel good when you fail to kick the door, right?"
Bai Ling, "..."
good good!
Is that how you play?
Bai Ling walked in with a normal expression, stood in front of Pei Ji, and just stared at him.
Pei Ji also raised his eyes and looked at her.
Suddenly!
Bai Ling raised her foot and kicked towards the chair where Pei Ji was sitting.
Pei Ji fell head over heels!
Pei Ji, "..."
You're still as shameless as always!
Bai Ling pulled up a chair, sat on it, and said lightly, "It's comfortable!"
Cen Xiao, who came in behind Bai Ling, stared at everything with a pair of big, Caroline eyes, in disbelief.
After a long while, she pointed at Bai Ling, then at Pei Ji, and said with trembling lips, "You, you...you know each other?"
What about the promised revenge?
You two know each other, how can I take revenge?
Pei Ji stood up calmly and arranged his clothes slowly, "Ms. Cen, you know how to order people around?"
Cen Xiao, "???"
What did I order you to do?
You've fucking made me into this state, and I still order you around!
Just because I didn't chop you with an eight-meter-long knife still counts as - okay!
I don’t have the courage to chop people yet!
"You hide away and enjoy your life, while I take care of the Cen family's assets for you? You live a carefree life? Huh?" Pei Ji narrowed his eyes, a cold aura emanating from his body.
Cen Xiao, "????"
what are you saying?
"Snapped!"
Suddenly, Pei Ji was slapped on the forehead. "Put away that lifeless expression of yours!"
Then, Fu Chen walked up to Bai Ling, glanced at Pei Ji, and then said to Bai Ling, "Madam, don't be angry. He thought he was being cool, but he's actually so ugly!"
Pei Ji, "..."
good good!
You two don't want to be human beings, right?
However, the next second, Pei Ji took out a few documents from the drawer, walked in front of Cen Xiao, and smiled in an instant, "Ms. Cen, here are all the shares of the Cen family and your family's assets, please check!"
Cen Xiao, "!!!"
Oh my god!
Am I seeing a ghost?
Pei Ji made her so miserable just so that he could personally give him the property he had taken from her ten years later?
Is there something wrong with this guy?
Shen Younan and the others who were staring blankly at the door finally came to their senses.
Shen Younan started the conversation with a "F*ck!", "Fuck you! The underworld is not a good place to stay, why are you running here to act crazy?"
Pei Ji's mouth twitched, "Do you understand civilized language?"
"Fuck you!" Shen Younan rushed over and kicked Pei Ji, "You kid has caused so many troubles and brought us to this damn place, and you still want me to be civilized? I didn't kick you to hell, it's because I don't have the magic power right now, otherwise I would have sent you to the eighteenth level of hell!"
Pei Ji suddenly got anxious, "Speak nicely! What do you mean I brought you to this damn place? Damn it! You could have come here on your own, but you brought me here from the underworld. I was enjoying my beauty in my arms, and that damn woman farted and brought me here!"
Bai Ling, "!!!"
Shen Younan, "!!!"
Got it!
This is driving another one crazy!
Jiang Shiyue and Xing Yu looked at each other.
How come this bastard became so abnormal after going to the underworld?
Fu Chen glanced at him sinisterly and kicked him, "You damn bastard, stay away from my wife!"
The kick was so fierce that Pei Ji came into close contact with the wall.
Pei Ji was furious, "Fu Chen, it's fine if Shen Younan plays with me, but why the hell do you play with me? I'm richer than you here!"
"Are you sure???" Fu Chen asked several question marks!
"Come on, take out the money in your pocket and let me see it."
Fu Chen, "..."
He never expected that one day he would lose all his money!
Pei Ji looked very proud, "I can't beat you in China, but how can I beat you in Xia? I'll kill you with money!"
Fu Chen narrowed his eyes, then looked at Bai Ling, his expression aggrieved, "Madam, I have no money!"
Bai Ling turned to Cen Xiao and said, "Transfer your family's assets to my man."
Cen Xiao's brain couldn't keep up with his limbs, so he signed the contract as soon as Bai Ling finished speaking.
By the way, he added a sentence after the name, "Medical treatment fee!"
Fu Chen directly took the equity transfer and slapped it on Pei Ji's forehead, "Would you like to compare?"
Pei Ji, "..."
This is fucking shameless!
The robbery was blatant.
"Stop, stop, stop!" Cen Xiao's brain finally caught up, and he shouted, "Who of you can tell me what's going on first? I'm in a hurry, really!"
"That's what happened. Just listen to me..."
Pei Ji spouted off a lot of nonsense that was highly suggestive of his mother and accounted for only 1% of the story content.
Cen Xiao was confused.
But she understood.
"That is to say, the current Pei Ji is not the real Pei Ji, but a person named Pei Yuming. The real Pei Ji is locked up in a dog farm by Pei Yuming, barking at dogs every day, eating dog food, and going in heat with female dogs. Is he living a very leisurely life?"
"Hu Fang had three limbs cut off by Pei Yuming, leaving one for her to pick up trash."
"When Pei Yuming was hit by a fart, it directly hit Pei Ji, knocking out Pei Ji's soul. But because the fart was too powerful, Pei Yuming fainted and happened to fall into the water. He almost drowned. Then my father saw it and saved you, but after seeing your face, he lost his defense and cursed at you."
"But because my father was your savior, you didn't bother with him and even looked into what happened in the Cen family. Then, you started to look for Pei Ji, who was so shocked that his soul left his body. You found out that Pei Ji was bullying Cen's father, so you arrested him."
"And then there was Hu Fang who happened to be quarreling with Pei Ji during that time. In the past, after they quarreled for a day, Pei Ji would take the initiative to find her to make peace, but you are not Pei Ji, and you did not find her. In addition, during this time, you sold a patent and used the money to start a company. Hu Fang was worried that you would dump her, so she climbed into your bed in the middle of the night, but you were impotent and felt that Hu Fang insulted you. You also found out that it was Hu Fang who killed me, so you dealt with Hu Fang."
Pei Ji was listening with great interest, but when he heard the last sentence, his defense was instantly broken, "Speak clearly to me? Who can't get it up? Who do you say can't get it up?"
Cen Xiao trembled, "Didn't you say that?"
"When the hell did I say I was impotent?" Pei Ji was furious.
"You just said that Hu Fang was afraid of your bed. How could my brother stand up because of her?" Cen Xiao said, looking at Bai Ling and others, "They all heard it."
Bai Ling nodded very seriously, "I heard it!"
Pei Ji, "!!!"
His face turned red with anger, "I'm fucking saying, I'm not interested in that kind of ugly woman! Not just anyone can climb into my bed! I'm not hungry!"
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