Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

It is well known that mushrooms will grow in quilts when the climate is extremely bad, especially in cold winters.

After several unsuccessful attempts to wake Baijun up, Firga decisively gave up the wake-up service and instead skillfully picked him up with the quilt, slowly spread him out like a long mushroom, quickly stripped off his pajamas, and changed into regular clothes.

This operation is usually quite difficult. If the technique is too slow, a fragile and easy-to-please mushroom may be frozen to death on a cold morning, awakening his second personality, Niu Hulu Mushroom.

Niu Hulu Gu is extremely cruel. Once he wakes up, there will be no survivors within a ten-mile radius. His sudden burst of rage when he wakes up is enough to kill all the living people around him in an instant.

But don't worry, as long as you use professional techniques, move quickly and don't trigger your second personality, you can ensure you survive.

If it is triggered accidentally, don't worry.

Just follow these steps: slide down, apologize, and give a gift three times in a row, and then you can lie down in a peaceful posture and wait for death.

Warm reminder: There is a sequence in learning, and there is specialization in skills. Professionals and professional actions, please do not imitate or learn. If an accident occurs while imitating, we will not compensate for the death.

After changing the clothes of the hibernating mushrooms, you cannot take them out of the bed immediately. The large temperature difference may still cause the mushrooms to turn black.

You can first put the hibernating mushrooms in the quilt to warm them up, go to the bathroom to prepare a toothbrush, toothpaste, and facial cleansers, and wait patiently for about ten minutes.

Ten minutes later, take the thawed mushrooms into the bathroom and wash up.

Note that mushrooms that have been thawed from hibernation need to be replenished with nutrients in a timely manner.

Therefore, before performing the wake-up service, remember to prepare enough food. It is best to have more than a dozen types to choose from. Special varieties of mushrooms are more picky about food. Too few types and none of them happen to be within the mushrooms' favorite range may cause the mushrooms to starve to death.

Is the mushroom starving today?

Obviously not.

The thawed and revived white mushrooms are sitting at the dining table, enjoying breakfast leisurely. When you bite into the skin of the beef fried buns, the delicious gravy bursts in your mouth in an instant. The skin is thin, the filling is large, the shell is crispy, and the cooking time is just right.

The shrimp and scallop seafood porridge has sweet shrimp meat, chewy scallops, and the sandy and fragrant salted egg yolk blends into the porridge, making the taste even better.

On the table were also black bean chicken feet, coconut milk taro cake, swan cake, crab roe soup dumplings, crispy roast goose...

Mushroom, who enjoyed his breakfast very much, spoke highly of some of the dishes and praised the cooking skills of the chef Firga. He planned to go back to take a nap, but was stopped by the chef.

The master said that a healthy mushroom should go out and bask in the sun appropriately.

The healthy mushroom said that mushrooms grow in a dark and humid environment and do not need sunlight, so he wanted to go back to continue hibernation.

In the end, the white fungus failed to successfully return to hibernation.

why?

Because the birthday he filled in the file has arrived.

After accidentally exposing the date, this day every year is destined to be a sleepless night.

After being reminded by Filga by pressing his head, Baijun belatedly uttered an "ah", and after thinking for two seconds, he said, "Let's run. We can't stay at home today."

Filja readily agreed: "Okay, where to go?"

Bai Jun: "Where else can I hide? I don't want to see those annoying things this year. The things they did last year and the year before last, would have given me a heart attack if I didn't have one."

Felga: "The Inquisition, right? Today is Christmas, so I can go give the Inquisitor a present."

Bai Jun: "Hasn't He already blacklisted us?"

Ever since they dug up all the vegetable garden in the Inquisitor's house last time, Firga and Baijun have been on the Inquisitor's wanted list, and he has been told that he never wants to see them again.

If the vegetable garden is destroyed, it can be rebuilt. They are really cheap.

Filga: "Well, so this time I'll consider it as an apology."

Baijun: "Great, let's go! I love giving gifts the most!"

As a result, all the people who came to celebrate Baijun’s birthday and give him gifts that day successfully ran away.

The judge who received the "gift" in the court suffered inexplicable misfortune, and immediately put up a sign in the court that day saying "Filga white mushrooms and dogs are not allowed to enter".

Wow, what a happy and fulfilling day.

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