Quick Wear: Driving Gods in a Dark Fairy Tale

The red and green striped bow gift box was opened a little, and the first thing that came into view was a pair of cat ear headdresses and a red neck bell, followed by the sexy belly-baring outfit and red velvet miniskirt with white cotton edges laid out underneath... and finally the cat tail.

You can already imagine how sexy a busty beauty with half of her snow-white breasts exposed would look wearing this outfit.

Unfortunately, the gift is not a beautiful woman with a thin waist, long legs and big breasts, but...

"Are you sure that if you give this to Baijun on New Year's Day, he will be happy instead of hanging you on the roof and beating you?"

After seeing Bai Yunsheng's gift clearly, Doria closed the lid instantly, her clear red eyes filled with disbelief.

In comparison, Ming Lai was much more straightforward: "Maybe he's had enough of life and wants to have some fun before he dies?"

Bai Yunsheng lifted the heavy box in his hand and said indignantly, "Isn't this a good gift?! I rarely keep up with the fashion, and I made it specifically for him. If it hadn't gone wrong and I didn't make it to Christmas two days ago, I would have given it to him on Christmas Day."

"Compared to the two of you who came empty-handed, I'm very generous by bringing gifts."

Doria shrugged, her beautiful long red hair falling in front of her as she moved. Her scarlet eyes were like crystal clear rubies, reflecting the light under the lights, like an exquisite doll made in 1:1 human form.

She is so well-behaved and pretty.

"Who said I came empty-handed? I won't give such a thing. Besides, even if I did give it, that bastard Baijun might not like it if it's an ordinary gift."

As Doria spoke, she fumbled in her pocket and took out a crystal ball emitting colorful light. As the blinding special effects light floated, a familiar figure gradually appeared in the crystal ball.

Ming Lai: “Ah, this…”

Bai Yunsheng looked at the sparkling crystal ball, then looked at the black and white photo of the white fungus in the crystal ball that looked like a big-headed doll.

For a moment, I was speechless.

Doria was obviously not satisfied with just appreciating its beauty alone, and she strongly requested to join in the fun: "How is it? Isn't it very beautiful?"

Ming Lai resisted the urge to poke his own eyes out and enthusiastically praised: "Uh... good, it looks good."

If Bai Jun was a level 10 moron with lifelong intellectual disability, he would probably think this thing looked good.

Bai Yunsheng looked at the crystal ball and felt that it was somewhat familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.

After thinking for a while, he took out his phone and took a photo of the crystal ball. He logged into an app to check and finally confirmed, "Honey, you didn't buy this from a website with a slogan that says: The best gift for your boyfriend/girlfriend/best friend/gay friend, the best helper to touch your heart, a gift that will move him to tears the moment he receives it."

Doria held the crystal ball and played with it back and forth, her eyes sparkling with excitement visible to the naked eye.

"Yes, it's so beautiful. You can also customize your own character portrait. Don't you think it's great?"

Bai Yunsheng: "Great! Baijun will definitely cry when he sees this."

Doria seemed very happy, and it was unclear whether she was sincere or had some hidden meaning. "Oh, if you are moved, just keep the joy in your heart, and don't cry. I have never seen a white fungus cry."

Bai Yunsheng and Minglai thought at the same time: If he could be moved——

"Alright, alright, let's not discuss the gift now. The gift is for Bai Jun anyway, so whether he likes it or not will depend on when he sees it. Let's go upstairs and knock on the door first, okay? It's really cold downstairs, and my hands are numb."

Bai Yunsheng shook his frozen hands and went up the stairs first.

The endless steps are like the curse of the abyss. Once you step in, there is no way out.

After climbing countless floors, Bai Yunsheng complained, "What a shabby place this is. There's not even an elevator, and it's on the 9th floor...Did Bai Jun suddenly owe trillions of debt? Why did he suddenly buy such a shabby place to live in? Logically, any of his points should be enough for him to buy a few villas."

Doria: "...To be honest, I think he bought it on purpose to trick us."

"But this staircase is really high, why haven't you reached it yet?"

Ming Lai stood on the seventh floor stairs and shouted down, "You two, please stop chatting. If you continue, we won't get a share of the seafood dinner."

Upon hearing this, Bai Yunsheng immediately started to walk as fast as he could. He was barely able to climb just now, but now he was taking two steps at a time, climbing one floor in ten seconds on average.

A minute later, at the door of Baijun's house.

Doria was stunned: "What?"

Bai Yunsheng looked around and muttered to himself, "This is an illusion, right? Am I hallucinating? Or did I knock on the wrong door?"

"What are you two doing standing at the door? Why don't you go in?"

Ming Lai had just stepped onto the last step of the stairs and stood at the door when he almost fell down: "Fuck——"

Filja stepped back half a step innocently and tilted his head to look inside and said, "Your teammates are coming. Do you want to invite them in?"

Baijun, who was busy in the kitchen, skillfully put the evenly fat and lean meat pieces into the wok. After watching them coated with sugar color, he kept stir-frying: "Okay, I see. The dish will be ready in a while. Tell them to change their shoes when they come in."

The three of them were still a little overwhelmed when Filga invited them in and asked them to sit on the sofa.

It was not until the food was served that Ming Lai managed to regain his mind and regain a bit of clarity. He looked at Bai Jun and said, "Well, well, little Bai Jun, why would the guardian deity from the fairy tale world appear in your house?"

More importantly, why would he show up at your house in his home clothes and open the door so skillfully!!!

This doesn't make sense. This doesn't make sense at all.

Bai Jun raised his hand and picked up a piece of braised pork for him: "Come, eat first, and talk while you eat."

Doria: "...I suddenly can't eat anymore."

Baijun: "Are you sure? The beef in the hot pot was flown in fresh this morning. It won't taste good if it's overcooked."

Doria quickly handed over the bowl: "Give me more, I love it."

As she wished, Baijun picked up several chopsticks of cooked beef and put them in her bowl.

Bai Jun smiled and said, "Being able to eat is a blessing, eat more and ask less."

Bai Yunsheng pointed at Firga with a shaking hand, then looked at Bai Jun and asked, "Why doesn't he eat that guy?"

Baijun glanced at it lightly, picked up a quail egg calmly and put it into his mouth, chewed it carefully and swallowed it, then naturally reached out his hand to the side and took the warm juice handed to him by Filga.

One hands it over skillfully, the other receives it naturally.

"He doesn't need it." Baijun said after drinking the juice: "Just eat well."

Hearing this, everyone looked at him in concern, kept silent, and ate their food quickly, with no intention of asking any more questions.

With the efforts of the four people, the steaming hot pot was reduced at a speed visible to the naked eye. After Doria picked up the last piece of meat in the hot pot and ate it, the dinner was successfully concluded.

After cleaning up the dishes, Baijun received strange and bizarre gifts from all over.

The first of the ten most touching gifts for mankind presented by Doria were customized colorful crystal balls.

Looking at his own black and white head in the crystal ball, which looked like a portrait and looked even paler under the colorful light, Bai Jun was silent for a moment, then finally took it and put it in the box to collect dust.

Then Bai Yunsheng's big box with red and green packaging was brought up.

She was also very considerate and told him to open it only before going to bed at night.

Bai Jun had a hunch that the stuff inside was probably not good, but out of politeness, he still accepted it.

The moment Ming Lai saw him accept it, his expression was a little complicated, but he didn't tell him what was inside.

After all, gifts only seem surprising if you open them yourself.

Although it's possible that it contains shock.

When it was Minglai's turn at last, he was given two thick red envelopes.

Really thick and visible to the naked eye.

Of all the gifts, only Minglai's was the one that suited Baijun's heart the most. But since it was a big festival, Baijun's good temper obviously rose to a higher level, so he generously didn't care. He was even considerate enough to personally send them off after dinner.

To put it bluntly, it means asking them to get lost.

After watching these people go downstairs and making sure they had indeed rolled back, Baijun closed the door.

After changing shoes at the entrance and entering, Bai Jun was immediately stunned.

He looked at the sexy belly-baring dress and the red velvet miniskirt with white cotton edges in Filga's hand and fell into deep thought.

For a moment, he suspected that he had entered the wrong place.

After a brief silence, he asked, "What is this?"

Filga put the things back into the box. "It seems... it's a gift from your teammates? If you can still be teammates in the future."

What he said was quite cautious.

Even the consequences have been considered.

Bai Jun walked over expressionlessly and poured the contents of the box he had never seen onto the sofa.

The cat ears, cat tail and matching bells were all poured out.

Anyone with eyes can see that this is a complete set of sexy women's clothing, and it is a very bright red color.

After looking at the things, Bai Jun put them back into the box.

"Does it need to be destroyed?" asked Firga.

Looking at Bai Jun's face, I always have a bad feeling.

Bai Jun asked back: "Why should it be destroyed?"

Filga: "I thought you might be unhappy."

Baijun: “I’m not unhappy.”

He was not really unhappy, he was just surprised why Bai Yunsheng dared to give him such a thing.

But it's not completely useless.

At least it's more useful than that crystal ball.

That night, Bai Jun made use of the clothes given by Bai Yunsheng.

But he was sitting on the bed wearing cat ears and bells, and his voice was very soft, "I want to see you wearing them...can I?"

There are also useless clothes placed in front of the bed, and the purpose is obvious.

But with just this one sound, no one would be confused.

Filga's breathing suddenly became rapid, and he could only resist for three seconds before being defeated by the white fungus's overwhelming attack.

In the end, by injuring 1000 enemies and 800 of his own, Bai Jun successfully saw Firga's women's clothing.

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I don’t know if I can send it out. I’ll try it and change it tomorrow.