Hold on, the system and I have never been angry

When Wen Renjin reported that Colonel Lu had left the airspace of the Blue Star Empire in his latest fighter jet, Tumen Quan was buried in a pile of documents, having a headache.

She waved her hand: "Let him be."

However, Yiyi and Yicen, who were standing aside reporting other matters, were the first to get angry.

Knowing that his boss had quietly fled in a government fighter jet, leaving them here to work as "coolies" and leaving without even saying goodbye, Yi Cen was so angry that he threw the knife in his hand and said, "As the saying goes, a man can be trusted, and a sow can climb a tree! He went out to play without taking us, this is too much! I'm going to catch him back, unless you take me with you!"

Yi Yi picked up the knife, wiped it for her, and patted her head: "Didn't the boss say he wouldn't stay? It's not the first day you've known him."

"At least say goodbye to us before you leave, damn it!"

Lingying on the side started to be sarcastic: "Why don't you take me with you~ Damn~"

Yi Cen rolled up his sleeves and was about to beat him up: "Do you want to die? Try to act pretentiously again!!"

Watching them bickering on the unmanned fighter, Qiansui laughed so hard that tears almost came out. He chewed a small fish in his mouth and patted Lu Jinzhao, "By the way, why didn't you say goodbye to the children? Aren't you afraid that they will pester you and won't let you go?"

"I don't run a nursery." Lu Jinchao opened several light screens at the same time. In the middle was a huge star map. Although the map showed the place name and a brief introduction of the area, as well as some well-known local attractions, they did not look very attractive.

Qiansui rolled over on the spot, complaining: "What nursery? You're just afraid that if you fall in love with me again, you won't be able to leave."

Lu Jinchao ignored it. He habitually stretched out his finger and tapped his forehead, and began to write a program. He was going to develop a small program that would automatically fetch reviews of the place on the Star Network, so that he would not be prone to making mistakes when traveling.

The universe is too big for him to set foot in every place, so he naturally chooses places that interest him and are worth visiting. Therefore, those places with poor ratings after screening by the background of the mini program will not appear in his shortlist at all.

Qiansui looked at the small program interface and his eyes lit up: "Why not consider making it into a software and putting it on the shelves, and then make a lot of money?"

"?" Lu Jinzhao paused while typing on the console and asked in confusion, "Is StarCraft also using product placement?"

If a private company wants to make a profit by listing a free mini-program, it usually relies on built-in advertising space, activating VIP functions to remove ads, or adding a shopping mall to charge commissions. This is why there were so many shake-to-jump ads in the past.

But now he just wants to make a travel app for his own convenience. Even if he puts it on the shelves for the general public to share, how can he make a profit? Buy fake advertising space for those people in the Cultural and Tourism Bureau to promote his own tourist attractions? Wouldn't the original purpose of survival of the fittest be changed?

"How can that be possible? What I mean is, instead of using the backend crawler to crawl the data, why not just let the local people become your users and send real reviews?"

"Huh? Please elaborate."

Qiansui floated into the air, with his paws on his hips and his nose pointed up to the sky: "You can make it into software and put it on your official website. You are now famous in the Blue Star Empire, so you can go to other countries to buy some promotion."

"My official website?" Such an unfamiliar word, Lu Jinzhao didn't even react for a moment, and thought he was dreaming about returning to the entertainment industry.

"They built it for you after your inauguration ceremony. Every imperial official has his own official website. Don't interrupt me, just listen to me first." Qiansui circled around him twice and said, "Where were we just talking about... Oh, right, first of all, we want to attract some people who like to share their travel life to post videos or blogs. The reviews must be based on videos, real photos, etc. We don't accept water army buying good reviews."

"After they send their detailed travel guides or on-site experiences, you can reimburse them for their entire travel expenses. Of course, you don't have to reimburse everyone, only high-quality and reliable content can be reimbursed, and they have to share it with their relatives and friends to help them. The number of places is limited and it's on a first-come, first-served basis."

"In this way, as users gradually come, they will truthfully update travel guides for various places, and you don't have to be blind. When there are rewards, you can share the rewards with the bloggers. This can not only maintain the operation of the software and make profits, but also retain users, which is a win-win situation."

"The unadulterated version of the public x review, a knife fight, plus a short video of Dou x." Lu Jinzhao leaned back in the driver's seat and tapped the console with his fingers: "It is undeniable that they are a very successful marketing case. You should be able to make money by making a stitched monster. But where does the operating capital come from? From your own pocket money?"

"How do you know I have some private money..." Qiansui quickly covered his belly and said, "Don't try to get my private money! I'm going to save it for my escape! If you turn evil and go astray one day, all this will be my money for the grave!"

"..." Lu Jinchao was speechless. "If you don't learn good things, you will learn bad things. Let's not talk about the money in the account that I have always shared with you. It's meaningless for you to save private money. Let's say you merge your core with me, and you have to die with me. Where do you want to run away?"

He knew that his mental health had never been very good and it was difficult for him to completely trust anyone, but he didn't expect that it would affect the cat. The stupid cat had no choice but to learn from him to be on guard against everyone, and even guard against him.

Forget it, let it go. Lu Jinzhao looked away and started working as a programmer again.

Seeing that the joke had gone too far and seemed to have displeased the host, Qiansui quickly pulled out a small cart from under his belly, on which was a freshly baked five-layer cake, and said awkwardly, "I privately asked Nox to synchronize the modern time before, and found out that it was your birthday soon, so I quietly went to Tumenquan and asked him to order this cake from a royal master chef with a good reputation. I originally hoped to keep it a secret from you, but you still found out."

"I originally thought I could celebrate your birthday with the kids, so I ordered a large size... but you ran away in the middle of the night, and now I'm the only one left. Anyway, there are only five minutes left, so hurry up and light the candles and make a wish!"

"Stupid cat." Lu Jinzhao was not angry at first, but he couldn't help but laugh when he saw it being so shy. He picked up the candle, put it in, and lit it. "I don't have any wishes. You can make one for me."

"Then I won't be polite!" Qiansui clasped his paws together, closed his eyes, and made a sincere wish. He hoped that his host would be safe and happy, free from illness and disaster, and could always be himself without restraint.

It opened its eyes, took a deep breath, blew out the candles, and said with a grin, "Happy birthday! Congratulations on turning one year older!"

"What wish did you make?"

"I won't tell you! It won't work if you tell me!"

"childish."

"You are childish, cut the cake quickly!"

One man and one cat were holding cakes in their hands, eating and smearing them on each other's faces with their hands. Qiansui had small paws and a small face, so Lu Jinchao won easily. Qiansui was not willing to be outdone and deliberately rubbed against him.

Just when they were having fun, Chitose suddenly pricked up his ears and looked outside: "There seems to be a fight nearby."

It seems that the plot mission has been triggered, but he doesn't want to accept it. Lu Jinzhao clicked on the fighter radar scan and found that there were indeed two different signal sources nearby that seemed to be exchanging fire, so he immediately chose to move in another direction.

The main storyline was cleared; the initial purpose of upgrading Chitose was achieved; enough money was earned; everything that should be done was done, and I don’t want to care about other things anymore. I just want to leisurely visit all the fun places and then leave.

Turn on the fighter stealth mode, no one can disturb him. See you later.

Several hours had passed since I finished the mini program. The main tone of the universe is always black, regardless of day or night. But if I were on a planet, it should be daybreak at this time. The moment I realized that I had been up all night, the mental fatigue after an all-nighter immediately hit me.

After putting the mini program on the official website, Lu Jinchao rubbed his neck and prepared to find the nearest planet to land. This place was already out of the Blue Star Empire's airspace, and was completely unfamiliar to him, so he didn't have high requirements. If there were people living here, he would go shopping in the market, and if there were no people, he would go fishing in the wild.

"This planet is beautiful!" Qiansui patted him and pointed to a large white planet nearby: "Let's go there!"

"Okay." Lu Jinzhao agreed immediately.

Who would have thought that as soon as the fighter plane approached the surface of the planet, it was immediately swept into the turbulence on the surface. The violent airflow caused the fuselage to shake violently, and the alarm sounded sharply in the cockpit.

Qiansui was dizzy from bumping around in the cockpit. Lu Jinchao picked it up and put it in his arms. He tied the seat belt and flipped back and forth with the driver's seat. He tried to pull the joystick, but it was useless. He tried to stabilize the plane, but the turbulence was much stronger than expected. The turbulence was very strange. It could not only affect the direction of the fighter plane, but also cause the instruments to malfunction.

The fighter plane flipped 360 degrees irregularly in the air, and suddenly, a huge energy storm appeared in front of it, like a giant beast opening its bloody mouth. The fighter plane was irresistibly attracted to it, and Lu Jinzhao tried his best to adjust the course, trying to avoid the most dangerous area.

The fighter's own shield was weakened by the storm and flickered faintly.

With a violent turbulence, the fighter plane finally passed through the storm belt and fell to the ground.

"Ouch, I feel dizzy..." Qiansui was about to get up when he found that the fighter plane was wrapped in a huge net. He shook his head suddenly to regain consciousness: "Damn, who dares to catch us?! I'll kill you if I don't take out my weapon!"

The front of the net was connected to a huge spaceship. It was obvious that there were people on this planet, and the unreasonable storm was probably caused by them. Lu Jinzhao stopped Qiansui from taking out the cannon, picked him up, unbuckled his seat belt, and waited for the spaceship to take them to land.

He wanted to see what kind of people were entrenched here.

The spaceship landed on the ground with fighter jets, the hatch opened, and Lu Jinchao walked out. He was immediately surrounded by dozens of spears that looked quite retro and did not seem like products of the interstellar era.

After a quick glance around, it seemed that these people were of mixed races and looked different. The only thing they had in common was that they all looked underage.

Lu Jinzhao squeezed out two tears out of fear, trembling as he held Qiansui in his arms: "What do you want to do? Don't hurt me, I have money..."

"??? What can I ask?" Chitose looked as if he had seen a ghost. He didn't understand how a bunch of little brats could scare its host to tears... No, where did the tears come from for the androids???

It looked up at its host, and then at the group of children outside who were holding weapons and pretending to be vicious, until it felt something in the palm of the host's hand holding it. It stole a glance and saw that it was eye drops. It was then sure of what he wanted to do, and laughed twice with a fake smile: "You are acting like a showman again and want to harm others, right?"

I'm really impressed. Can you give him a preview before the next show? I almost thought his brain was damaged from spinning around in the cockpit too many times.

The group of people outside didn't know what he was complaining about. When they heard Lu Jinzhao say he had money, their eyes lit up. The young man in the lead held a spear against Lu Jinzhao's neck and said, "How much money do you have? Take it out and let us see it."

Lu Jinzhao timidly stretched out his left hand and showed them the little assets left in the optical computer on his wrist: "All, all are here."

When the young man saw so much money, he was overjoyed and started communicating with the people around him in a language that Lu Jinzhao had never heard before.

Qiansui connected to the Star Network, searched for the language, and automatically translated: "Russ language. He said he didn't expect to kill a big sheep today by just waiting for an opportunity. The profit is much higher than the usual robbery."

"The guy next to him said that this month's mission can be completed."

"Oh? Looks like a group of space pirates?" Lu Jinchao quickly grabbed the boy's throat while he was trying to steal money from his wrist, and put a gun to his temple. He lowered his head and smiled at the boy, who was only as tall as him, "Didn't your mother teach you not to get too close to the victim during a robbery? Especially if the victim is taller than you."

Chitose climbed onto his shoulders and lay down, unable to control herself and began to complain: "...What kind of victim are you?"

The boy glanced at the gun against his head, swallowed nervously and said, "Let me go, we have something to discuss!"

The dozen or so guns surrounding them moved closer, and the man who had spoken to the young man earlier shouted, "Let go of the heir! Let him go, and we won't embarrass you!"

"I won't." Lu Jinchao pried open the young man's jaw, threw a Malteser into it, covered his mouth to prevent him from spitting it out, and deliberately frightened them: "I poisoned him. If he doesn't get the antidote within a day, he will die."

Originally, I just wanted to tease them, but who would have thought that these kids actually believed it and started to cry and shout, "Let go of Sijun! We won't catch you anymore! Can't we just let you go?"

This shout made Lu Jinzhao and Qiansui helpless, as if they had bullied them.

Sijun swallowed the Maltesers and was so scared that he almost cried: "What do you want?"

Lu Jinchao put away his gun and looked around to see if there were people living nearby. He guessed that it was the home of these children. After thinking for a while, he said, "It's time for dinner. Cook me a meal and I'll give you the antidote."

Sijun obviously didn't believe it: "Is it that simple?"

"It's that simple."

"Then you must keep your word!" They put away their weapons and led the way: "Follow us."

Lu Jinchao let go of Sijun and lazily followed them towards the house.

Chitose swung his tail impatiently: "They are so poor and you still want to eat for free. Be careful that they will give you extra food."

"You're here, and we can't hide anything from you." Lu Jinzhao scratched its chin.

"Hey, if you can talk, talk more."

Lu Jinchao withdrew his hand and raised his voice slightly: "What material can defeat the android? Stupid cat."

Chitose came to his senses and got furious: "You are the stupid one! Bastard host!"

The children in front were chattering in Russian, but Lu Jinchao didn't understand. He moved his shoulders to signal Qiansui and asked, "What are they saying?"

Chitose turned his face away: "I don't know, hum!"

"Forget it, I'll use my optical brain."

Qiansui was completely pissed off, who could tell him why he ended up with such a host?!