Hold on, the system and I have never been angry

"Hiss, Peng Yu's eye makeup is smudged, and her eyes have become smaller immediately, right?"

"Am I the only one who thinks he's funny? He has to imitate others in catching fish when he obviously can't do it at all."

"Please be more polite in your comments! Don't be so mean to the handsome guy!"

"What? The whole world has to pamper your family? I want to say, you are an ugly green tea spirit with heavy makeup."

Lu Jinchao turned a blind eye to Peng Yu's miserable condition, packed up the parts removed from the fish and threw them into a nearby trash can, then carried the processed fish meat back to the tile house.

The tile-roofed house was equipped with all the kitchen utensils such as iron pots and stoves, but the stove needed firewood to burn. Qi Bingxia volunteered to go out to collect firewood, while Lu Jinchao stayed alone to process the fish.

Zhai Nian and Yu Hongying's singing business was not going well. Although they were talented singers, they had no works that went viral and were not well-known among the public. Almost no one in this small town knew them. In addition, most of the people in the town were middle-aged and elderly. They preferred opera and old songs, as well as brainwashing songs mass-produced in short videos. Pop music was not their preference, so the two of them could be said to have gained nothing.

Finally, the homeless man next door couldn't stand it anymore and gave them a few dollars from his own bowl...

"Hobo: ...I just can't bear to watch this anymore."

"You two beautiful sisters are so miserable...Forgive my insincere smile."

Xi Jun is doing well. The handicrafts he makes are very popular among children. When you buy his handicrafts, you can be taught how to make them step by step. They are quickly snapped up by children from the neighborhood, and they earn more than 100 yuan each.

Qin Qi chose to play mahjong in the teahouse. His mahjong skills were just average, with some wins and some losses. In the end, he brought back more than 40 yuan - all of which were won by Xun Youran.

Lei Ling went to a buffet and used his sweet words to please the proprietress, who charged him ten dollars and let them in.

Xi Jun and Zhai Nian met and ran to the market to buy some fresh meat and vegetables. When they got home, they looked at each other in surprise. After thinking it over, they realized that neither of them knew how to cook.

So I went to have a free meal.

On the way, they met Xun Youran and Qin Qi who were buying vegetables. They thought their idea was very good, so they took the initiative to buy some other vegetables. Finally, the four of them came to the tile house with the vegetables, saying that they wanted to eat for free, and they would prepare the dishes and Lu Jinchao would help.

In fact, they were not sure whether Lu Jinchao could cook, but they saw that he was very good at making coffee, took the initiative to catch fish, and asked Qi Bingxia to buy seasonings, so they thought he must have some cooking skills... right?

Although the skills of making coffee and cooking seem to have nothing in common, but, what if?

Several people were eating for free and felt justified, which made Lu Jinchao speechless. In view of the fact that they brought the dishes, he finally agreed and sent Xi Jun to beat the meat and Qin Qi to light the fire.

Xun Youran took the initiative to wash rice and cook: "I think Peng Yu didn't catch any fish, I'll cook more rice."

Zhai Nian started washing the vegetables silently.

The production team had some conscience, but not much. There were no vegetables, meat, salt, or vinegar, but there was a lot of rice.

Soon, Lu Jinzhao prepared squirrel mandarin fish, braised shrimp, sashimi, sweet and sour spare ribs, braised prawns, winter melon meatball soup, glutinous rice chicken wings and other dishes, and filled the table.

The meatballs were made by Xi Jun, and the prawns were cut by Zhai Nian and Qi Bingxia. They felt a sense of accomplishment when looking at the table full of dishes.

"Oh my god! The God of Cooking! If this wasn't a live broadcast, if I hadn't seen him cook it with my own eyes, I would have suspected that he cheated and ordered hotel delivery!"

"It looks delicious! I really want to go and eat for free!"

"Want to eat for free +1! Boys who can cook are the most handsome! And he's so handsome! I've become his fan!"

Qiansui drooled as he looked at the delicious food on the table: "Brother Chao, you are such a good cook!"

Lu Jinzhao sighed helplessly, "I learned it in the practice room last night. The kitchen exploded eight times in the first month, and the androids got food poisoning three times in the second month after tasting the food. It took me more than half a year to get to this point, practice makes perfect. I really don't have any talent for cooking, I only know how to eat."

Qiansui looked at him sincerely and said, "But I think it's cool that you learn even if you don't know how to do it, and you are willing to spend time to learn it seriously."

Everyone looked at each other around the table, someone made a sound of swallowing, and suddenly everyone's stomachs started to growl. The aroma drifted far away, attracting the remaining two people.

Qi Bingxia looked at Yu Hongying who had arrived late and smiled: "Let's eat together."

After saying that, she remembered something and asked Lu Jinzhao for his opinion: "Is it okay?"

Lu Jinzhao nodded to show that he had no objection. He had already prepared for these people to come and eat for free. Xun Youran had already bought a few extra portions of rice. How could he refuse? Besides, this was a variety show. If he refused, he would be called stingy.

There is no need to cause trouble for yourself.

Yu Hongying held Qi Bingxia's hand and was very moved: "Thank you, thank you. I thought I was going to starve!"

Peng Yu changed his clothes and appeared in the lobby of the tile-roofed house. However, he had just vomited after drinking several mouthfuls of muddy and fishy river water, and felt nauseous, so he had no appetite at all.

He glanced at the feast on the table: "It looks very good, but I wonder how it tastes?"

Zhai Nian and Lu Jinzhao brought themselves a bowl of rice and sat down to eat.

Qi Bingxia tentatively picked up a piece of squirrel mandarin fish with chopsticks and looked at Lu Jinzhao with shining eyes: "Delicious!"

Seeing this, the rest of the people also got their meals, sat down and started eating.

No one spoke at the table. Everyone was eating in silence. Seeing how voraciously they were eating, Peng Yu also tentatively picked up a piece of food with his chopsticks.

"I've never eaten such delicious food!" Xi Jun ate three large bowls of rice, put down his bowl and chopsticks, leaned back in the chair, holding his round belly, unable to move.

"These dishes look really delicious. I really want to eat them!!!"

"Look at how full their bellies are. I'm tired of envying me."

"Even my sister who has a low appetite ate two bowls of rice! How delicious is it?? I'm so curious!"

Even Peng Yu, who wanted to find fault, ate two bowls.

Lu Jinzhao looked at him and said, "I'll leave it to you to wash the dishes."

Peng Yu subconsciously retorted: “Why?” So many bowls are left to him alone to wash?

"Huh? What does Peng Yu mean by this? He didn't do anything, but he got two big bowls of food for free. Shouldn't he just wash the dishes?"

"Don't be so malicious, okay? Our Xiaoyu also went to the river to catch fish! She just choked on the water and felt uncomfortable!"

"But he didn't catch any fish. He didn't contribute anything to the meal. Why can't he speak up?"

Qi Bingxia seemed to want to smooth things over, but didn't know what to say.

Peng Yu also realized that this was not the right thing to do. Not to mention that he did not contribute any money, supplies or effort for the meal, the people before him had helped him clean the cave, so it was only right and reasonable for him to wash the dishes.

He quickly waved his hands: "That's not what I meant. I'll go wash the dishes now."

As another freeloader who contributed nothing, Yu Hongying felt embarrassed to eat and drink for free, so she took the initiative to help clean up.

When Lei Ling came back and found out that he missed the dinner, he beat his chest and stamped his feet. Yuan Yihan said nothing and turned back to his room.

The guests dispersed on the spot for lunch break, and the program staff also had time to eat lunch.

The program team assigned one room to each contestant. After all, it’s not good to ask strangers who have just met for a short time to stay in the same room, right?

Lu Jinzhao lay on the floral bed sheets and fell asleep soon after he closed his eyes. The production crew confiscated all electronic devices of the contestants. He couldn't surf the Internet openly, and of course he couldn't play games or watch TV series, but it didn't matter in the system space.

Just in the morning, Zhang Yong sent him several client contact information, so he could do the substitute work even if he didn't have to work in an Internet cafe.

While other guests were basically making the most of their time to catch up on sleep, Lu Jinchao was creating new gameplay tutorials in the system space to maintain old customers and expand new ones.

After lunch break, the production crew knocked on the door and the system woke Lu Jinzhao up. He got out of bed, opened the door, stretched himself, and his slender waistline was exposed under his loose sweater. "Are we going to start shooting?"

The female staff member outside the door was so shocked by the enlarged handsome face that she was speechless for a moment.

Lu Jinzhao patiently stretched out his hand and waved it in front of her, his voice lazily speaking as if he had not yet woken up: "Shall we gather now?"

The staff member came back to his senses and said, "Yes, the director asked you to put on your swimsuits and go to the previous meeting place."

"Okay, thank you for your hard work." Lu Jinzhao smiled, "I'll be there soon."

"Okay, okay." The staff member ran away hurriedly with blushing cheeks.

She had a hidden camera on her body, and the whole scene was seen by the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Oh my god, what a beautiful face!!! Her voice is so nice too!"

"I'm going to follow him on Weibo and look for his beautiful pictures!"

"It's not too much to say that the Earth is a ball of grass!!!"

At 3 pm, everyone gathered at the meeting place again, and the guests changed into swimsuits as required by the program team. In order to prevent the program from failing to pass the review, the swimsuits were uniformly distributed by the program team. The styles were standard, not revealing, and had appropriate skin exposure.

Lei Ling secretly complained that he couldn't see the beautiful sisters' swimsuit show and couldn't show off his perfect body. Peng Yu laughed at him mercilessly.

"I thought I would see a bikini show, but this is it? This is it???"

"I'm a woman, straight, but I really love looking at beautiful women. I love looking at beautiful women more than men..."

"Don't go upstairs, me too!!!"

The program crew rented 5 motorboats, docked them on the beach, and hired someone to teach.

The competition will continue as in the morning with five groups of two people competing. The winning group will be able to enjoy a feast on the cruise ship nearby.

Qi Bingxia clasped her hands together at the side of her face, looking expectant, "Wow, I've never ridden a jet ski before!"

"I'll teach you later!" Qin Qi was full of confidence. After becoming a senior executive, he had attended several parties and rode a jet ski several times. This part was not difficult for him.

The coach carefully demonstrated the key points of jet skiing to the ten people. The beautiful guests seemed very interested in it and were eager to try it out.

After watching the motorboat process, Zhai Nian looked up at the camera and asked, "There is no requirement in the mission that boys must carry girls, right?"

Xi Jun exclaimed: "You want to give me a ride? But I also want to play... Can the production team give us two rounds?"

Qi Bingxia and Xun Youran also echoed: "Yes, we want to play too."

Yu Hongying is extremely afraid of water and was excluded from this segment by the program team.

Seeing this, Lei Ling and Peng Yu were afraid that they would not have a chance to play, so they quickly joined in: "Yes, let's play two rounds, so that everyone can play."

"Promise them! Promise them! We also want to see beautiful girls carrying handsome guys!!!"

"That's right, who says that girls can only be picked up!"

"Just two rounds, director, can't you see what we are saying?"

"This..." The director was in a dilemma. Seeing that the comments were getting louder, the director gave instructions in the headset: "Agree to them."

The director had to temporarily change the rules, "Then the boys and girls will compete once each. Yu Hongying can't participate, so Peng Yu can compete twice. The group with the highest score will win the grand prize! You must learn from the coach!"

The guests smiled happily: "Okay——"

The coach explained the process several times, and then the director team asked the guests to go to the jet ski in groups of two to try it out.

In order to show their gentlemanly manners, several male guests unanimously asked the female guests to try it first. Lu Jinzhao brought a life jacket to Qi Bingxia and asked her to put it on before getting on the car, and then watched her operate from the side.

Qi Bingxia put on her life jacket and got on the motorboat with the help of Lu Jinzhao. When she touched the warm palm, her face turned red.

Soon, the female guests got familiar with the operation and started to race happily on the sea, while the program crew followed them with a small boat.

Yu Hongying sat on the beach and sighed: "Ah, seeing how happy they are playing, I want to play too. Damn it, why am I afraid of water!"

Peng Yu comforted her: "It can't be helped. I will work hard with you later!"

Yu Hongying nodded, showing a smile that she had practiced countless times: "Okay, I'll leave it to you!"

"Wow, my Xiaoyu is so warm! Miss Yu Hongying will definitely be fascinated by my Xiaoyu!"

"Men, stay away. Take my little Ying away, no thanks."

"Is Yu Hongying really afraid of water?"

"It's true. Our little Ying almost drowned when she was a child. She saw a psychologist but it was no use. Please don't be too harsh on me..."

The competition began. To ensure fairness, the production team gave Peng Yu a female staff member as a partner in case the weight difference on the motorboat was too great.

In the first round, the girls’ group competed.

Seeing Lu Jinzhao straddling the back seat of the motorboat, Qi Bingxia looked around at the other guest groups. Almost all of the male guests put their hands on the waists of the girls. She blushed and stammered, "You, you hold on to me too, don't fall off!"

Her waist was very slender, but Lu Jinchao was too embarrassed to hold it. He didn't like physical contact, except with cute furry animals. He moved back. The motorboat had no handrails, so he supported his thighs with his hands. "It's okay, you drive."

Qi Bingxia sighed: "Then you better hold on tight!"

"Oh my god, although it's gentlemanly of him not to touch girls randomly, will he really not fall off if he does this???"

"Let him be. It's better for an unknown person to fall down every day just to attract attention with this method."

"That's right, it's better to fall down and take off your makeup. You put on so much makeup, it will be unbearable to look at without it, hehe."

"I'm just a passerby, I don't understand so I'm asking, how does this guy look like he's wearing heavy makeup? I really can't tell that he has any makeup on at all, is there some magical foundation that I don't know about?"

Five motorboats circled the field, and Zhai Nian took the lead and won first place, Yuan Yihan second, Peng Yu third, Xun Youran fourth, and Qi Bingxia came last.

During this period, Xi Jun and Qin Qi were unfortunately thrown off and became soaked. Not only that, their respective teams were also given a 10-second penalty time.

Therefore, Yuan Yihan became the first and Xun Youran became the fifth.

"No, Lu Jinchao wasn't thrown off, but you two were thrown off???"

"Can you guys do this? You look much stronger than him!!"

"I'm really curious about how Lu keeps his balance, does he have any special skills?"

second round.

Qi Bingxia openly wrapped her arms around Lu Jinzhao's waist, put her face against Lu Jinzhao's back, and smiled: "Don't throw me off!"

Lu Jinchao was not used to physical contact and subconsciously tried to pull away, but when he saw the camera was right next to him, he stopped halfway. Qi Bingxia was unaware and her arms tightened around him.

"Oh my god, sweet girl Xiao Xia is blushing!"

"This couple is so cute!!!"

"I'm convinced by your looks! I wrote a letter in blood begging you two to really be together!"

At the referee's command, Lu Jinzhao sped off at high speed and won first place. Xi Jun and Qin Qi tied for second place, Peng Yu was still third, and Lei Ling was fourth.

The group that takes the shortest time in the last two rounds wins. Qi Bingxia and Lu Jinzhao win the grand prize of a luxurious dinner on a cruise ship.

Lu Jinchao didn't know the status of the other groups. Instead, the comments were all about him and Qi Bingxia. Qiansui showed the comments in front of him and was overjoyed: "Brother Chao, you've become a little famous. You have over 40,000 fans!"

Lu Jinzhao took a quick glance and said, "Zhou Ye originally had 25,000 fans, and the remaining 23,000 were zombie fans bought by Jidu."

Chitose: “…”