Armor: I'm crazy because of the goddess's pursuit

Chapter 6 It turns out that perverts can also save people!

At the amusement food stall, a middle-aged man bent over and spoke to a girl who was dressed in a rather delicate manner.

"This is a slightly higher-end food stall. Because there is a lot of traffic in this area, the prices and services are much better than other places."

"But the food here is quite good. It will definitely suit your taste, young lady."

The girl nodded slightly. She was wearing a black dress and her cold and elegant temperament made it difficult to approach her. She was like a rose with thorns that could prick someone at any time.

The black stockings outline her perfect legs, and every move shows elegance.

Yu Fan leaned against the door, staring at the girl for a long time, thought for a moment and said, "Hmm... She must be from a wealthy family, she is well-fed, and she is so delicate and tender!"

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Yu Fan's words made the girl look at him curiously. She looked at Yu Fan and frowned.

At first glance, I thought he was a very handsome guy.

But when he thought of what he had just said, his image and personality collapsed instantly.

Now she just thinks Yu Fan is a despicable hooligan.

Judging a girl's beauty in broad daylight, and what exactly does the word "tender" mean.

The middle-aged man stared at Yu Fan with a bad face, but Yu Fan was unmoved. Instead, she picked up a rose and handed it to the girl: "Beautiful girl, can I invite you to my house? My son Kun Kun can play basketball, he is really good."

"If you dare say another word, I'll call the police! Don't disturb me while I'm eating." The girl's face turned a little cold, which made Yu Fan a little embarrassed.

I didn't expect this guy to be so stubborn! Good fellow!

My identity as a lover has been ruined, okay? I just boasted to the system that I could do it in a few steps, but now I'm slapped in the face.

Do you have to slap me in the face so quickly?

Aren't most girls fascinated by my looks? She actually resisted. That's not easy.

At this moment, the system in the system space looked at Yu Fan's embarrassed look, and immediately rolled over on the ground, holding its stomach and laughing.

"Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter! This is the legendary Blue Star lover, why don't you just commit suicide? Do you want to make this system die of laughter and inherit the system coins?!"

The system's smiling face made Yu Fan even angrier. He reluctantly found a table to sit down and started ordering food.

"Laugh, laugh, laugh! Sooner or later I will realize your damn system."

The middle-aged man glanced at Yu Fan who was sitting down, and muttered in dissatisfaction: "This forest is so big that there are really all kinds of birds. Look, young lady."

"Look! A stupid bird flew over. If the master hadn't told me not to do it when he came out, I would have let him know why the flowers are so red today."

The girl nodded, glanced at Yu Fan unkindly, and then ignored him.

Of course Yu Fan noticed the other party's gaze, and his mouth twitched slightly: "Okay, I haven't even flirted with her yet, but the other party has already started to attract full hatred. I am really a love saint! I only like to play high-end games."

"Otherwise, it's really boring to play fish in low-end games."

Listening to Yu Fan continuing to flatter himself, the system also selectively lost its memory.

His system is embarrassed for Yu Fan.

Yu Fan just raised the corner of his mouth slightly, ordered the food and sat down to wait for it to be served, then picked up his phone and started fiddling with it.

If my guess is correct, that Oxer is probably in this store. According to the information in the system task, he is nothing more than a waiter, or the owner of the store.

Or maybe it’s the crowd coming in.

Judging from the middle-aged man's appearance, he doesn't look like a manic Oxer virus patient, so...

There is only one truth! And that is in this store.

The system listened to Yu Fan's inner dialogue and clapped its hands. It agreed and said, "Although it's the same as if you didn't say anything, it just makes sense! You are worthy of being my host. You speak with class!"

Yu Fan's face darkened and he ignored this abnormal system.

He quietly watched the waiter carrying the dishes to the table, his eyes were as calm as water, so calm that it was frightening.

Yu Fan's deep eyes looked towards the kitchen, and the huge energy emanating from his body instantly pressed down on a fat chef who was cooking in the kitchen.

He trembled violently and suddenly covered his head with his hands.

"How, how could someone find me..."

……

After the dishes were served, Yu Fan picked up his chopsticks and took a few bites, but his eyes kept glancing at the woman, who was the daughter of the Situ family who was on the mission.

The middle-aged man saw Yu Fan's eyes looking at him again, and he immediately slammed the table with a bad face, stood up and shouted: "Waiter! There is a pervert in your restaurant who has been staring at my lady while she is eating. You must give us an explanation today."

"Can anyone be allowed into the store?" The middle-aged man was obviously annoyed.

Situ Qingyue, who was standing by, immediately grabbed his arm, frowning, "Uncle Gu, ignore him. It won't hurt to take a look anyway, so just ignore him."

"How can that be possible? You are the daughter of our Situ family! Miss, okay? He is of no rank, and he is not worthy of you."

Uncle Gu's temper was clearly rising. He gave Yu Fan a very unfriendly look and then continued to shout at the waiter: "Waiter, can you come out for a moment? We'll pay double for that table! Get him out of here."

"This... sir, I'm afraid it's not good!"

The waiter looked at the furious middle-aged man and also spoke in a humble tone. He had no choice as he was struggling for a living.

I can only try to persuade him, but the result is this.

The middle-aged man was about to say something.

The door of the kitchen was suddenly and violently kicked open, and a fat chef came out with a big belly.

He also held a big spoon in his hand.

"Wow! You dare to come to our amusement food stall to ask for work? I think you don't want to live anymore. Business is not good today."

"I guess you don't know why the flowers are so red!"

The chef waved the big iron spoon in his hand and walked straight towards Uncle Gu.

The waiter immediately realized that something was wrong, because he knew that the fat chef had a very bad temper. If he didn't stop him...

Something big might happen!

So the waiter stood in the way, looking at the furious chef, and could only continue to say in a low voice: "Brother Ma... give me some face, business is not good today, if you make a scene like this, then our store..."

Before the waiter could finish his words, he was slapped to the ground.

"Ouch... my ass, you! You you, how could you do this? If the boss finds out, you're done for!"

The fat chef paused.

He lowered his head as if he was lost in some bad memories...

Then his face became ferocious! He suddenly raised his head and looked at Uncle Gu's confused face, then turned around and looked at the angry waiter on the ground.

He showed an almost crazy face: "But...he is dead!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the waiter's brain shook, as if it had stopped working, and he immediately fell into panic.

It’s just because the fat chef now looks so scary and his temperament has changed drastically, and more importantly...!

Boss, he really hasn't inspected the store for a long time.

Will it really be...

Yu Fan, who was eating watermelon at the side, spat out a watermelon seed.

Then he picked up his phone slowly and started playing with it, with no intention of taking any action at all.

Because he had already known about the existence of this Oxer, and it was because of Yu Fan that the Zombie Virus broke out ahead of time.

Otherwise maybe he could have lived a little longer.

Even if Uncle Gu and Situ Qingyue were dumb, they understood what was going on.

"Uncle Gu, did he...did he kill anyone?"

"I know young lady! You hide behind me and run away immediately if something goes wrong. Don't worry about me."

Uncle Gu had a heavy expression on his face. When he saw the fat chef picking up the big iron spoon and about to hit the waiter to death, he immediately kicked him.

"Ouch!!"

The fat chef was kicked to the ground by Uncle Gu. After he stood up, he looked at him angrily and roared crazily: "Ahhhh!! Bastard, bastard, I want you to die!!"

"Give me the hate!!"

Crash! Black fog filled the air, and the evil power enveloped the fat chef's entire body. He suddenly transformed into a terrifying monster.

He had a human body and face, but his skin was dark gray and his entire body was swollen. He was holding a large iron spoon in his hand and rushed towards Uncle Gu.

"Die to me!!"

Situ Qingyue shouted hurriedly.

“Uncle Gu!!”

Uncle Gu looked at the monster in front of him, and he finally knew what it was.

"No, this is Oxer!!"

After narrowly dodging a spoon, Fat Oxer swung the big iron spoon and threw it directly at Situ Qingyue.

"Hahaha! I want you to die!"

Seeing the spoon flying towards her, Situ Qingyue closed her eyes in fear, and when she opened them again.

【Change shape! 】

I saw a man wearing a half mask, holding the top of a large spoon with one hand and the other hand in his pocket.

Appeared almost instantly.

"Oh, it's still unknown who will win!"

Situ Qingyue widened her eyes and looked at the man in front of her in disbelief: "Why...why did you save me?"

"Just like I like you, do I need a reason to save you?"

Yu Fan threw the spoon aside and clenched his fist.

Situ Qingyue's mind was full of these words. Looking at Yu Fan's expression, she suddenly felt...

This pervert is quite handsome!

"It turns out...perverts can also save people!"

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