Dozens of eyes fell on Pingyang Marquis Gu Nanqiao.

At this moment, he wished he could just hit his head against a wall and die.

His mind was buzzing with thoughts, and he knew it was all over, his fame was ruined.

What’s more terrifying is that he couldn’t help it.

He was ashamed and releasing poison gas.

The smell was like tear gas, making everyone present burst into tears.

Xiao Zitian was stunned.

Although Pingyang Hou has not made any achievements, he is very old-fashioned, has the pedantry of a scholar, and is particularly concerned about his reputation.

Farting and having diarrhea in public is more painful than killing him.

What happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine?

Thinking of what he heard yesterday about his younger brother Xiao Ziming and the eldest lady of Pingyang Marquis's Mansion, Xiao Zitian sighed and hurriedly pulled the eunuch away.

After leaving the Jinluan Palace, Xiao Zitian said to the chief eunuch, "Go and call my brother to the palace."

"twitter!"

Without the emperor, Gu Nanqiao's situation became even more embarrassing, because the court officials no longer cared about him and began to point fingers at him.

“You…you…ah!”

"Lord Gu, why are you... Hey!"

“This… oh!”

Their sighs and groans were like slapping Gu Nanqiao in the face, and he felt so ashamed and angry that he wanted to die.

He was too embarrassed to face anyone, so he turned around and walked out quickly.

Wherever it passed, the stench was overwhelming, and the yellow footprints were long and far-reaching, extending all the way from the Golden Throne Hall to the palace gate.

The civil and military officials walking behind him suffered the consequences.

Royal study room.

Xiao Zitian and Xiao Ziming sat face to face.

Xiao Ziming picked up the tea and took a sip, looking very lazy.

Xiao Zitian looked at his younger brother with a doting smile.

"Zi Ming, I know everything."

Xiao Ziming raised his eyebrows: "What does my brother know?"

"Your iron tree has blossomed."

"Huh? Why do you see it?"

"Yesterday, the eldest daughter of the Marquis of Pingyang Mansion fell ill with a strange disease, and you specially ordered someone to send her antidote pills. Is this true?"

"My royal brother is well-informed."

Xiao Zitian cares about his younger brother the most. Due to the thirty-year age difference between them, he almost raises Xiao Ziming as his own son.

Also, because Xiao Ziming had been poisoned since childhood and had a weak body, he was very concerned about him, especially in terms of marriage, and he worried about him a lot.

However, because the emperor's younger brother was in severe physical condition and unable to have sex, no young lady from aristocratic family was willing to marry him.

He himself was not interested in women, so he did not get married until he was twenty years old.

It’s different now. He actually takes the initiative to care about the eldest daughter of Pingyang Marquis’ Mansion. It seems that the royal brother likes talented women.

The smile on Xiao Zitian's face deepened.

"If you like her, the emperor can grant you a marriage."

Xiao Ziming knew very well that he didn't like Gu Xianer at all.

However, only Gu Xianer can suppress the poison in his body.

It would be the same no matter which woman he married. Marrying her would make it easier for her to develop an antidote for him.

When he cures the poison, if she is willing to continue staying in the palace, he will promise her a lifetime of wealth and glory.

If she didn't want to, he could divorce her.

Thinking about it this way, it seems like it would be a good idea to marry her.

"It's up to you, my emperor." He neither agreed nor refused.

Although his attitude was ambiguous, Xiao Zitian's eyes were shining with gold.

He knew Xiao Ziming very well. If someone didn't meet his liking, he would reject him without hesitation. Not rejecting meant he agreed.

After Xiao Ziming left, he immediately wrote down an imperial decree granting the marriage.

"Tomorrow is the coming-of-age ceremony for the second young lady of the Pingyang Marquis's Mansion. It's a perfect opportunity to grant her a marriage. It's really a double blessing."

......

Pingyang Houfu.

After returning, Pingyang Marquis Gu Nanqiao went straight to the toilet.

However, when he arrived, the toilets were already full.

Gu Qingfeng, Gu Qingye, the old lady, the first lady and Gu Xianer were all about to collapse.

In just half a day, they ran to the toilet more than ten times. Their faces were pale, their legs were weak, and they almost pulled out their duodenum.

Although the servants' situation was not as serious as theirs, it was not much better.

The entire mansion was filled with a bad smell.

They kept struggling until dusk, and their condition finally improved after taking some medicine.

The old lady and the eldest lady suffered a huge blow.

They were fine when they went out, but as soon as they arrived at Marquis Boyang's Mansion, they couldn't help themselves. In front of the old lady of Marquis Boyang and a group of female relatives, they farted and had diarrhea, completely losing face.

The two were ashamed and angry, and extremely weak, so they lay on the bed crying.

"I have lived a respectable life all my life. Now that something like this has happened, how can I hold my head up in front of other old ladies?"

Zhang also cried and wailed.

"My reputation is ruined. I'm so pissed off. Ahhhh—"

The one who is even more shameful than them is Gu Qingfeng.

In order to have a smooth career, Gu Qingfeng likes to make friends with noble sons of aristocratic families and knowledgeable scholars.

There is a poetry reading in Shengjing today.

It was filled with talented people and dignitaries.

Just as he walked out of the crowd and was about to recite a poem for everyone to appreciate, he couldn't help it and farted loudly.

The liquid dripped out of the trouser legs and all over the floor.

The fart stunned all the talented men and beautiful women present.

Now that he is back at the Marquis' Mansion, thinking back to the time when he was being watched by so many people, he feels like a monkey, completely ashamed of himself.

Marquis Pingyang thought he was the only one suffering from diarrhea, but when he returned home he found that everyone was suffering from diarrhea.

He realized the seriousness of the matter and began to investigate.

The first place to investigate was the kitchen. Since so many people had diarrhea at the same time, it was most likely food poisoning.

However, after searching for a long time, nothing suspicious was found.

When the Marquis' Mansion was in chaos, Gu Lingshuang had already secretly changed the water in the water tank, so they naturally couldn't find anything.

However, the old lady and the people from the first house still came to Jingya Garden with a grand procession.

"Gu Lingshuang, you bitch, get out here right now. You must have secretly drugged us."

Gu Qingye kicked open the gate of Jingyayuan and started cursing.

At this moment, Gu Lingshuang was discussing tomorrow's coming-of-age ceremony with Aunt Zhao.

Suddenly hearing Gu Qingye yelling, Aunt Zhao looked worried.

"Second Miss, please sit here. I will go and explain things to them."

Gu Lingshuang shook her head: "It doesn't make sense. My aunt and I are the only ones in the entire mansion who don't have diarrhea. It's normal for them to suspect me."

"So...was it the second girl who did it?"

Gu Lingshuang blinked: "Aunt, guess."

Aunt Zhao's intuition told her that it was Gu Lingshuang who did it. Since the second young lady returned home the day before, her entire temperament has changed drastically.

Mingyan is much more confident and gives people a sense of security.

Regardless of whether it was the second girl who did it or not, she would stand on her side.

The two walked out together. The old lady had already brought everyone from the main house to the door of the bedroom.

Gu Qingye raised one leg and was about to kick the door open, but unexpectedly Gu Lingshuang suddenly opened the door and his kick missed.

Because he used too much force and couldn't control his strength, he fell forward and landed on his face.

This fall caused another loud fart.

The butt was facing the direction of the old lady, the eldest wife and others.

"puff--"

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