The Dog King of Siheyuan Tears and Rebirth
Chapter 18 The Xu Family Cuts the Gordian knot
The banquet was quickly eaten up by everyone who came. After eating, everyone left the scene drunkenly, and in the end only Xu Damao was left, who was being dragged by He Yuzhu.
"Brother Damao, my brother's wedding is relying on you! Don't worry, I won't ask you to introduce me in vain. I will host your wedding banquet for free." He Yuzhu said weakly.
"Really?" Xu Damao asked in disbelief.
"What you said, I, He Yuzhu, have never broken my word. I'll let you go first. Anyway, I can't find a partner for a while, who told me I don't have a father! Hey! I wish you a happy marriage in advance." He Yuzhu flattered.
However, he did hope that Xu Damao would get married earlier, so that when he and Lou Xiao'e were together in the future, Xu Damao would not be able to say anything and would not hold a grudge against him.
"Haha, you actually told the truth. I'm not afraid to tell you that my parents are now looking for a matchmaker for me. My good fortune will come soon. Just wait for me to prepare a feast for you!" Xu Damao boasted.
"Come on, let's not talk about anything else and have a drink!" He Yuzhu said after raising his glass.
……
In the end, Xu Damao got drunk and kept shouting that he wanted to get married quickly. Seeing this, He Yuzhu carried Xu Damao to his house, and then went home to sleep. As for the battlefield left behind, Ma Hua and Liu Lan would clean it up.
He Yuzhu slept until the next day. When he woke up, He Yushui was already waiting outside the door.
"Brother, why did you get up just now?" He Yushui asked.
"Well, you drank a little too much. You're waiting for money, right? Here you go." He Yuzhu took out the fifty cents he had prepared and handed it to He Yushui.
"Brother, can you not deduct my money this time? I really didn't mean it. It was Qin, Qin Huairu who came to talk to me on her own initiative." He Yushui said aggrievedly.
"Haha, there is no order without rules. What's said is said. Next time she comes to you, you can scold her. Similarly, I will add one more penalty for each time she scolds me. It's fair and reasonable." He Yuzhu said with a smile.
"Brother, you have really changed. I will ignore you anymore. I hate you. I will hate you forever." He Yushui said with red eyes.
"Go to school! Hate me if you want, I don't care. I deserve to be scorned as a person who can't even take care of my own sister. Let's go!" He Yuzhu said, waving his hand as if to shoo away a fly.
"snort!"
He Yushui snorted and ran out of the yard with his schoolbag on his back.
After He Yushui left, He Yuzhu packed up and went to the factory to work.
In the backyard of Xu's house, when Xu Damao was dreaming of getting married, Xu's father and mother rushed back to the courtyard.
A quick knock on the door interrupted Xu Damao's dream. With his messy hair, Xu Damao opened the door and said, "Dad, Mom, why are you here?"
"Look at you, how drunk you are. Even if you are in a bad mood, you can't humiliate yourself. How could my Xu family give birth to such a useless son like you?" Xu's father scolded.
"Dad, what are you talking about? The old lady treated me to a drink last night. I didn't drink on my own." Xu Damao explained.
"The old lady invites you to drink? What's going on?" Father Xu asked puzzledly.
So Xu Damao told Xu's father about Sha Zhu's recognition of his relatives.
"Hey, this silly Zhu has become smart! What a good trick, he not only got the house but also got a backer. You should stop messing with him in the future." said Xu's father.
"Hey, don't worry about this. He can only fight a little bit and use his brain. I am ten blocks away from him. I tricked him last night and he even agreed to host my wedding banquet for free! By the way, Dad, why are you here?" Xu Damao asked after bragging.
"It's all because of you, Damao! Since things have come to this, I think we should find you a wife as soon as possible. Although the Lou family promised not to tell anyone, I still feel uneasy. What do you think?" Father Xu said worriedly.
"I thought so too, but I can't just find one casually. Besides, I will take good care of my doctor and take medicine. What if there is a chance? Don't you think so?" Xu Damao said unwillingly.
"Of course I know this. I spent a lot of money to hire several matchmakers last night. Let's go on blind dates and find someone in the next few days. Once we are sure, we will get engaged immediately. It would be best if we can get married within a month. What do you think?"
"Hehe, my dad is still the best. I will do whatever you say!" Xu Damao replied with a smile.
"You are just a sweet talker. I will find some old Chinese doctors to see you then. You should take time to go home every day and drink the medicine boiled over there. It's not good to have so many people here. Also, clean up a little in the next few days. Look at yourself now. Aren't you afraid that others will notice something?" Father Xu taught him a lesson.
"I know. I couldn't accept it at first, but now it's okay. Whatever you want, let's get married first." Xu Damao said with high morale.
So, in the next half month, Xu Damao really went to various places for blind dates every day with great energy.
Finally, on this day, Xu Damao found someone he liked. Her name was Chen Caihong. She was also from the city, the fourth child in the family with three older brothers. She currently worked as a salesperson in a supply and marketing cooperative.
After meeting Chen Caihong for the first time, Xu Damao fell in love with this girl. At first, the girl disliked Xu Damao's ugly face and was not very agreeable to this marriage.
But who is Xu Damao? The first blood killer.
In the next few days, Xu Damao fully utilized his skills in picking up girls, and he brought Wang Po's Pan, Donkey, Deng Xiaoxian to the extreme. Although he had neither Pan nor Donkey, and even Deng was a little short of that, he made full use of Xiao and Xian.
In less than a week, Xu Damao had settled Chen Caihong's affairs, and then the two families met again and set the wedding for a Sunday a month later.
After getting engaged, Xu Damao was so elated that he walked with his head held high and his chest puffed out, just like a victorious rooster.
That night, He Yuzhu was reading the book given to him by Lou Xiaoe at home!
“Bang, bang, bang!” After a series of rapid knocks on the door, Xu Damao’s high-pitched and excited voice was heard, “He Yuzhu, open the door, I have something to discuss with you.”
After opening the door, before He Yuzhu asked what was going on, Xu Damao said proudly, "He Yuzhu, my buddy is engaged. I'm going to get married in a month. Hahaha, are you envious?"
"What? You are actually getting married, eh!" He Yuzhu pretended to be dejected, as if his father had died.
Seeing He Yuzhu like this, Xu Damao was very proud, "He Yuzhu, don't be dejected, brother will introduce you to someone in the future, it's not a big deal, is it that serious?" Xu Damao pretended to comfort him.
In fact, he was really happy in his heart. He had never been so happy in his life.
"Really? Will you really introduce someone to me? Oh, I really envy you! No, I have to hurry up. I will go find a matchmaker tomorrow and spend money to find one, even if she is from the countryside! Brother Damao, can you also put in some effort?" He Yuzhu said anxiously.
"Yes, that's the right thing to think." Xu Damao also pretended to comfort him and then asked, "He Yuzhu, you won't count the free banquet you promised me last time, right?"
"Yes, of course, but I have to bring three helpers. You have to pay for this. It's not much, just two dollars per person, and then ask them to take some leftovers. Is that okay with you?"
"That's fine, then it's settled! Anyone who regrets it is not a man."
"Don't worry, Virtue. I will make sure you enjoy the wedding. I'm not as good as you in finding a wife, but I'm still much better at cooking, right?"
"I'm convinced. That's it. Bye, I'm going to sleep." After saying that, Xu Damao turned around and left in a cool manner, "I'm really happy today..."
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