Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Hell.

"The evil ghost king Defa, I will punish you by sending you to the animal realm. After a hundred reincarnations, you will be reborn as a human being..."

The new soul Wang Defa collapsed into a ball of mud and screamed as he was dragged away by the ghost.

After signing and sealing, he was lifted up by his hands and feet and thrown into the black vortex in the most remote corner.

All in one go.

There is a sign on the left - Animal Realm.

The ghost messengers are extremely efficient in their work, all because they have been well trained by their superiors.

The ghosts, both big and small, waiting in the service hall watched the whole process, the chains on their bodies rattling, and they were silent as a mouse.

In the middle, the judge sitting on the golden sword quietly wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead, secretly rejoicing—

This time, I won't have my performance deducted.

Logically speaking, Wang Defa's crime deserves to be punished by being sent to prison with his tongue pulled out and fried in a frying pan ninety-nine times!

But, don’t you need to buy oil to fry? ? !

In the human world, a ton of waste cooking oil costs one hundred or eighty taels of paper money, and importing it carries a hefty tariff.

Those cunning businessmen are so inhumane and simply crazy!

The underworld's finances are tight, and the immediate boss is a stingy person who will never approve this amount of funds.

Once the budget is exceeded, the employee will be demoted or fined...

Think about the eighteenth beautiful concubine he just brought in. How could such a timid and lovely girl endure poverty? !

Oh, I have to do it!!!

1.

I felt hopeless as someone stepped on my neck, and my anus was throbbing with pain.

Maybe it's not chrysanthemum, I can't tell.

【Moo——】

Yes, I am the reincarnation of Wang Defa, and now I am a cow.

A two-year-old heifer was lying on the ground, tied up and in labor.

It's much better than being a boring and disgusting pork tapeworm in my previous life.

The pork tapeworm has no brains and too few fragments of memory.

In that short first life, everything was pitch black in front of my eyes. All I knew was that I had to eat desperately to survive, but in the end, I still died.

The butcher's knife is too sharp.

With one cut, the soul returns to the underworld, and has to jump through the animal path again...

It was not until I turned into a heifer that I vaguely remembered my life as a tapeworm.

I have a name—

Wang Defa.

He sounds even older than the old guy next door, Ma Donghai.

【Moo——】

No matter how unhappy I am.

The due date has arrived, right now, at this moment.

The veterinarian was a petite girl, dressed in dazzling white, with an extremely long glove on her right hand.

Without even saying hello in advance, he just slid his hand in.

Go! Go! Go!

I felt like I was pierced through, and I couldn't help but shiver. Tears flowed uncontrollably all over my face.

[Hey, uncle, why didn’t you call me earlier? The calf’s front legs are split and it can’t get down…]

The veterinarian felt the fetal position and complained.

[It’s too early for this little cow to be bred. Didn’t I tell her to wait half a year to see what happened? Look at what’s happened to her now. Oh, she’s suffered so much…]

[Why is my belly so big? I want to feel it and see how many there are... Hey, it's so blocked...]

[Ugh! I can’t say that word… Ahem, this calf is too fat for me to get my hands around…]

The sound is like a silver bell, mumbling and mumbling, which is quite annoying to the cow.

With my weight, I could kill her with one sitting motion.

But my legs were weak and I couldn't get up.

[It's done, the fetus is in the right position. Uncle, please call someone quickly. This calf is very big, and it will take at least seven or eight strong men to deliver it!]

The sound is like a silver bell, but also like a soul-calling call.

My stomach hurt so much and I wanted to struggle, but I couldn't feel my hands and feet, oh no, it was my hooves.

I strained my eyes to see sideways, and saw that he was tied up tightly.

That hemp rope must be as thick as a dozen pork tapeworms, ugh...

With a shout in the group, the macho group arrived quickly. The thumping sound of their footsteps made the floor shake.

They were all very strong, with eyes as big as copper bells, staring at my big, round buttocks, which were glowing green.

[Brother Mangzi, this is incredible. I think there must be two babies in your flower cow's belly! ]

[Yes, the belly is so big, much bigger than the one we gave birth to a few days ago]

[Mangzi, you must teach your brother later. A calf can be sold for thousands of dollars! My two children will be taking college entrance exams next year, and they all rely on the cattle and sheep at home to sell for a good price...]

[Hey, this is my first time raising cattle, I’m just messing around, there’s no trick! ]

[Brothers, gather your strength, after we are done, ask Mangzi to prepare a table, and we will have a few drinks! ]

[Okay, okay, I'll listen to you! ]

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

【Moo——】

I rolled my eyes and in a daze, I saw my grandmother who had died many years ago.

The vet's skinny hands were poking around in my intestines, and the lump in my stomach wasn't behaving either.

Oh my god, it hurts so much, please let me die!

I struggled hard, and the man who was stepping on my neck was careless and was knocked to the ground, splashing mud all over us.

Oh, it’s my dear master, Mangzi.

[Oh uncle, I just changed into my protective suit. We haven’t even started yet, and you’re already making it look so dirty…]

The veterinarian didn't mind the feces and urine all over my body, but he was quite annoyed by the mud and water on the ground.

Me: Yeah, good vet!

This shed is not well ventilated, and the smell from above goes straight to the top of my head. Even I can't help feeling nauseous.

The seven big brothers stood in a row, waiting obediently behind the veterinary girl, not caring about the mud splashed on their bodies, just waiting for the order to do their work.

Seeing that the cow was not making any trouble, Mangzi cursed with a smile in his local dialect, then got up and went over to wait.

I was in so much pain that I was confused. Otherwise I would have cursed back, swung my tail hard, and hit a random strong man to vent my anger.

[Oh, you know how to hit people? Go hit your master, you bully the weak and afraid of the strong...]

I was dodged, ugh...

The young veterinarian pulled out something, tied a rope around it neatly, and then the strong men shouted and pulled it out -

【One, two, three! One, two, three! 】

Niu Niu’s strength is back and he fights hard against eight men and one woman.

【Moo——】

I'm so depressed. My mind is totally broken. I'm kicking around with all four hooves. The rope is almost cutting into my flesh and I can't get free even if I die.

[Don't save your energy, just pull it out in one go, or I'll have to cut it off with a side cut...]

Me: What?! Episiotomy!!! I don’t want it!!!

I sank my qi into my dantian, tightened my belly, and tried my best to give birth—

puff--

Fear and strength, running in both directions, success!!!

[Ah, it’s born! It’s born!]

This was the surprised voice of the big brother standing behind the macho group.

The people in front, including the young veterinarian, were sprayed with cow poop all over their faces by me. They kept cursing and jumping up and down.

[Moo~]

I glared: Oh my god! I'm a mother!

Niu Niu is ecstatic!

[Uncle, hurry up and help the little one get some amniotic fluid, don't choke him! Let me feel to see if there's any left! ]

I fell to the ground exhausted, with my tongue sticking out.

Before I could recover, a slender hand pierced through me again...

Me: The veterinarian must be eager to stick his shoulder in there... Is there any more? Tell me!

[Oh my, it's really twins, uncle, you are so rich, everyone hurry up, come again! ]

The little girl pulled out the hoof swiftly, tied the hemp rope, and raised her arms to cheer.

The dusty and dirty macho group is back on the battlefield.

With a whoosh and a whoosh, before I had even put in much effort, the second, slightly skinny calf was born.

[Moo~]

Me: You are such a good bullshitter, I am dying...