Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The angle of looking down on all living beings is very strange.

It's like turning on the wide-angle photography mode.

After counting on my fingers, I, Wang Defa, have already been reincarnated for twelfth time, and I am still a long way from reaching the hundredth place.

【Buzz buzz】

[Swoosh——]

I shot out my tongue, quickly wrapped around the prey, then retracted it and swallowed it into my stomach.

Yes, I am a complete and healthy gecko.

What I just ate was a mosquito.

I am a beneficial insect.

Do not kill me.

The nurse with a cute hairpin below was staring at me nervously again.

As if he was afraid that I would fall.

how come?

The skin folds (zhe, third tone) and creases (bi, fourth tone) on the soles of my feet are covered with dense glandular hairs, which are equivalent to the arrangement and combination of countless suction cups.

Even if a level 10 typhoon blows back and forth and blows an elephant away, I will not fall.

[Sister Zhang, are you really not going to drive that lizard away? ]

The young lady's voice was so sweet and soft that it made my bones go soft. I couldn't help but climb a little further and stopped on the wall closer to her.

[What are you afraid of? The weather is hot. It eats mosquitoes and doesn’t bite people! ]

I nodded secretly, well, Sister Zhang is still sensible.

[Nurse, I have a stomachache. Which department should I go to?] A pale-faced old woman came hurriedly. The tabletop of the reception desk was just big enough for her to lie down.

[Does the pain occur above or below your belly button? ]

The nurse switched back to professional mode in a second.

Yes, this is the hospital. In the outpatient department lobby on the first floor, there are more than a dozen long queues in front of the manual registration window.

I can see a lot of modern equipment. You can put your ID card on it and register by yourself.

There were quite a few people there, and they all looked very young.

The man who has a stomachache is an old man and obviously doesn't know how to operate those high-tech gadgets.

Judging from his clothes carefully, he probably rarely goes to the hospital and doesn't even understand the basic operating procedures.

After some gestures, the nurse finally understood where the old woman was in pain. Seeing that she could hardly straighten her back, she hurriedly helped her to the hepatobiliary department.

The face and sclera are yellow, and the right upper abdomen is obvious, isn’t it?!

I watched the young lady walk away, and turned my head helplessly. I seemed to hear a mosquito, so I went to eat.

The outpatient hall is always busy all day long, with people coming and going, not much different from a vegetable market.

It was already afternoon, and I had a full stomach after working hard on my hunting. I curled up against the pillar behind the reception desk to take a nap.

I just dreamed about spicy chicken wings, but before I could even bite into them, I was woken up by a shocking cry——

【——】

If I could speak out loud, I would blurt out all the dirty words I have accumulated over more than a decade of life. It's so infuriating!

The loudspeaker was only a foot away, repeating [Outpatient Hall 999! Outpatient Hall 999! Outpatient Hall 999!]

I steadied myself in a panic.

Men and women in white clothes came out from the rooms of various departments and ran over together.

【…】

Could this be the rally call?!

I occupy the high ground, which is perfect for reconnaissance.

Look, head nurse Zhang and a young lady are supporting a middle-aged man who has fallen to the ground with his body stiff and convulsing. It looks like they are struggling.

The swift young doctor had already reached them.

There was a little girl who was being led by an adult. She had a question mark on her forehead and asked others in confusion.

[Uncle, what does 999 mean? Fire department? ]

[But, I didn’t find where the fire started? ]

The uncle who was asked was actually also a pediatrician. He was only in his early fourteens and about 1.8 meters tall.

"Uncle" scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

[I’m sorry, uncle doesn’t know either…]

[I'll check it for you. You can ask Baidu any question! ]

This is an enthusiastic grandma who is addicted to the internet. She loves to watch the fun, but unfortunately she is surrounded by doctors in three layers.

I crawled over and just happened to see her cell phone screen.

The huge XXXXXL font is specially used for the elderly, and only more than ten words are displayed on a page.

But it's enough for me to figure it out.

[Well, 999 is the first-level emergency response code in the hospital. Once the broadcast starts playing in a loop, all doctors in the hospital will come out to participate in the emergency.]

[Little girl, the fire alarm number is 119, not 999~]

The internet-addicted grandma pushed her reading glasses and explained science to everyone with a smile.

The little girl thanked him shyly and shrank behind her grandfather, with her cute braids still sticking out.

Everyone found it a little funny.

From my angle, I can see that first aid is being carried out intensively.

The female doctor performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation was really heroic. Her short hair rose and fell with her violent movements, showing her great strength.

The female voice on the radio was still repeating, it was so loud that it made me tremble all over.

【…】

Why can't I speak in this life?!

It's even worse than being a eunuch in the previous life...

Oh my god, are you kidding me?!

Soon, the security guard on duty pushed the emergency bed over.

Everyone consciously made way.

The patient was lifted onto the bed, and the doctor performing CPR was replaced by a tall and thin man who knelt on the patient and continued to press hard on the chest.

Come like the wind.

Walk like the wind again.

The nurse also returned to the reception desk and continued to guide the patient to fill out the form.

I yawned, shook my head which was dizzy from the radio, and slowly changed my location.

The second floor is the pediatric department. There were cries of children one after another. The elevator door opened and people with children rushed out in a swarm.

I originally wanted to take the elevator to continue going up, but I was noticed by the cleaning lady.

She reacted quickly and raised the broom, intending to sweep away all the enemies with one move.

I can guarantee with my chest that the force is enough to crush me into a pancake and stick me to the stainless steel wall of the elevator, so strong that I can't even get off.

My whole body tensed up, I raised my defense level to the extreme, and at the fastest speed in my life, using all four legs, I quickly rushed out from the middle of the elevator door that was about to close.

Even so, the tail was almost pinched off.

I didn't even have time to catch my breath and ran as fast as I could.

I just happened to walk into the water room with the door open.

The light dimmed.

call.

Safe.

Ansheng was alive for a few days.

A bit noisy though.

Compared to being beaten to death, I can still bear it.

One day, a quarrel broke out at the vaccine number machine. Children cried, adults cursed, and someone even overturned the triage table because of his emotional agitation.

The nurse who stepped forward to mediate the fight was slapped in the face by the unreasonable and domineering old lady.

I couldn't help but cover my face with my hands.

It hurts just to hear that.

[Pediatrics Triage Desk No. 222, , Outpatient Clinic, nd Floor! ]

[Pediatrics Triage Desk No. 222, , Outpatient Clinic, nd Floor! ]

[Pediatrics Triage Desk No. 222, , Outpatient Clinic, nd Floor! ]

The radio began to broadcast the news in a loop again.

It was a familiar, resonant female voice.

But what is the code for 222?

The old lady's arms were held up by several strong male nurses, and her mouth was not idle either.

A long list of greetings to the other person's whole family came out of his mouth without any repetition, which really shocked me and gave me a feast for my ears!

In an argument, he can curse so smoothly, he is invincible...