Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【Meow--】

I'm missing my balls.

I woke up only after the anesthetic arrived home, and I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone.

Especially this idiotic master who performed the surgery on me personally and had a very happy smile on his face.

Yes, I am a cat again.

A fat orange cat with puffy cheeks, a yellow heart and even yellower fur.

Male.

This is my second time being a cat. Is there a bug in the system again?

I want to write a letter to the boss of the underworld to complain about the judge's passiveness and slacking.

We agreed on a hundred reincarnations, so why do some species appear repeatedly?

【Meow--】

The balls are gone.

MD, the master is a mentally retarded person.

[Who told you to pounce on someone else's little female cat yesterday? ! ]

[I didn’t get beaten to death because I’m handsome enough. That lady couldn’t bear it…]

The following are 888 adjectives that describe someone who is shameless, extremely narcissistic, and boastful.

【Meow--】

you fart!

It was obviously Xiao Tiantian who called me affectionately, so I went over reluctantly. We are both innocent.

[Hey, are you still making trouble?! Get rid of those two evil things, and you will have no more troubles in the future! ]

[Luckily I’m a pet doctor, otherwise I’d have to spend three thousand on the surgery and deduct half a year’s food rations from you!]

【hiss--】

I drew out my sharp blade and used the Nine Yin White Bone Claw.

The skin is torn.

The idiot master's triumphant laughter came to an abrupt halt, and he jumped up and down holding his right hand.

【Meow--】

Oh, it sounds good, but if there is such a great benefit, why don't you do it yourself? !

You just have to fuck me ┭┮﹏┭┮.

This grudge cannot be resolved, just wait and see!

【Meow~】

When excited, it turns into a clip sound.

The idiot master was stunned and stared at me in astonishment.

I……

Eunuch cat, it’s confirmed┭┮﹏┭┮.

【Meow! 】

I couldn't sleep at night. The Elizabethan collar around the cat's neck was very uncomfortable. I couldn't pull it off because it was fastened so tightly.

The idiot master slept soundly and his snoring was deafening.

【Meow~】

I jumped onto the bed and sat on his face.

He didn't wake up, his snoring stopped for two seconds and then continued.

【Pfft~】

I was thinking about it for a long time, and finally I farted twice, both of them hit the idiot's face.

The finish is long.

Maybe the cat has eaten too much cat food mixed with dried fish these past two days, so the smell is really bad.

It stinks even more than the manure pit in the village that has been there for more than ten years.

Comparable to biological weapons.

The wind was blowing hard and I ran quickly.

The idiot was so furious at the stench that he jumped up from the bed and started cursing.

[Who the hell pooped on my face?! Cough cough cough, stinky egg, cough cough cough, was it you?! ]

[Get out of here right now! Cough cough cough, I'm going to beat you to death! ]

No matter how he shouts, I have already taken the opportunity to crawl under the bed.

I won't expose myself unless he finds out.

【Meow~】

This idiot still can’t change his habit of sleeping naked. Tsk tsk, it’s an eye-opener!

The chaotic night passed in a flash.

In the morning, the place where I rubbed my testicles was itchy.

I raised my hind legs and tried to lick them to relieve the discomfort, but the Elizabethan collar made me roll my eyes.

【Meow--】

You idiot, help me!

【Meow--】

I'm so itchy!

【Meow? 】

Why hasn't there been any movement?

I carefully crawled out from under the bed, and with one graceful bounce, I easily got onto the bed.

The second idiot was sleeping like a dead person, his face was red.

【Meow? 】

I moved closer and smelled a hot, sour, and rancid odor coming out of the idiot's mouth and nose.

【Meow--】

The idiot didn't move at all.

Oh no! The idiot is sick!

Ouch, what should I do?

Where is the cell phone?

I searched up and down anxiously and finally found the idiot's cell phone in the gap between the mattress and the bedside table.

【Meow--】

Face unlock required.

I held the phone awkwardly, looking like an idiot.

no response……

【Meow--】

Then I remembered that face unlock requires him to open his eyes.

No matter how I pulled his breasts, pulled his hair, or pulled his eyelids.

The idiot just won't wake up.

At the moment, it seems a bit difficult to unlock this.

By the way, it seems that short pressing the power button on the phone three times can sound an alarm, right?

【Meow~】

I was so anxious that I was sweating. I squatted down with my hind legs spread out, grabbed the small area where the lock screen button was with my front paws, and pressed it hard.

The screen lights up and shows Send Location to Emergency Contacts.

【Meow--】

Never mind, I clicked confirm to send.

In less than a minute, a phone call came in.

connected.

[Hello, what's wrong? Hello? ]

【Meow--】

[Hello? Speak up, why do I hear the sound of your preserved egg? ]

【Hello? 】

【Meow--】

[Damn it, are you okay? I'll be right there!]

I'm so tired. The communication was not smooth. I meowed so many times anxiously, but the other party's response was so slow. It was enough to make me die twice.

Half an hour later, the idiot still hadn't woken up. Apart from his terribly high temperature, he lay there like a dead person.

【Meow--】

Even though he hit my balls, I was still worried that he would die.

When the emergency contact rushed in with his men, both sides were stunned—

The idiot's temperature was too high, so I considerately opened all the quilts to cool him down.

The young men who rushed in saw a naked braised prawn with a big-faced cat as yellow as egg yolk sitting upright on its chest.

The picture is exceptionally harmonious. Fortunately, everyone present is male, so there is no need to blur the picture.

The leader, still wearing a white coat, picked up his cell phone with malicious intent and clicked it, then went to check what was going on with the second idiot.

[Oh my god, I'm going crazy with fever, it's almost off the charts! 41 degrees! ]

[What are you still talking about? Send him to the hospital immediately! ]

【Meow~】

I held out my hand, not wanting a cat to be left at home.

No one pays attention to me.

Several people took turns carrying the idiot out, and the door was closed with a clanging sound.

Three days later, when I had already bitten through the bag of cat food and scattered it all over the house, Er Shazi came back.

【Meow~】

You idiot? You're back. Clean up my shit. It stinks.

My big, watery eyes kept blinking, expressing so many rich emotions that I felt like he didn't receive the complete signal.

[Ahem, Pi Dan, I have an acute respiratory infection, did you know that? ]

The second idiot had dark circles under his eyes and spoke weakly, and it was obvious that he needed time to recover.

【Meow~】

If you don't tell me, how would I know? I'm not a doctor...

I shook my tail in grievance. I was very hungry and wanted to eat some dried fish.

[Don’t fart on my face anymore, I’ll die…]

The second fool's tone was helpless.

My palms are warm.

【Meow~】

Got it. I’ll put it in your bed from now on.

The scar is healed and the pain is forgotten.

I had forgotten about the balls.

The main reason is that Ersha is stupid and rich, and he feeds me a lot of supplements, including plenty of dried fish.

The little female cat downstairs was in heat and was screaming so loudly in the middle of the night that even my scalp tingled when I heard it.

The fool sighed: "Why didn't you get sterilized earlier? It would hurt my ears so much..."