Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

It's a busy day.

The idiot owner also didn’t forget to prepare cat food and water for me.

It’s getting dark and I haven’t gotten off work yet.

He ordered takeout, and it was raining heavily when the delivery guy delivered the food.

He was just getting ready to eat peacefully when the emergency room arrived. He had to eat a few mouthfuls of food and then go back to work.

【Meow~】

I saw the cup of coffee still steaming, hmm, the coffee is not bitter, it’s the life of a corporate slave that is bitter.

I held the dried fish in my mouth and moved closer to see what was going on.

[Doctor, I really didn't notice how there were a few broken bones mixed in with the chicken breast. Xiangxiang can't even lift his head. Is he going to die?! ]

Xiangxiang is a very small kitten, her whole body is not even as long as Ershazi's arm.

The little guy has smooth white fur and looks like he is worth a lot of money.

【Meow~】

I craned my neck and called out to the little guy.

It was so weak that it couldn't even open its eyelids. Its whole body was limp and powerless. Only its ears moved slightly, as if responding to me.

No matter how the idiot tossed it over and over, it didn't struggle.

【Let's take a picture and see where the bones are. 】

【Um. 】

【Meow~】

The kitten's owner's voice was tearful and nasal, and I felt so soft-hearted.

God does not fulfill one's wishes.

The result was terrible. The kitten's esophagus and gastrointestinal tract were punctured by the chicken bones.

Its bulging belly was full of blood.

Obviously, he had struggled violently because of the unbearable pain, otherwise, the internal bleeding would not be so severe.

[It’s too small. It can’t withstand the surgery…]

The idiot touched the little kitten's head with pity and sighed.

The kitten's owner could no longer hold back his tears. He felt extremely sad when he saw a shadow as big as a fist in the ultrasound image.

[Wuwu┭┮﹏┭┮, it’s my fault. I shouldn’t have bought someone else’s chicken breast at the night market just to save money…]

[I was calling my boyfriend while cooking. If I had been more careful... woooo...]

The second fool's expression was also solemn. As long as there was still hope, he would try to save her...

That day, several uniformed Forestry Bureau workers came in carrying a bird cage.

Attracted everyone's attention.

That bird cage was ridiculously large.

It was covered with a layer of light-blocking cotton cloth, so no one could tell what was inside.

Ershazi had a job on hand, which was accepted by a male doctor in his forties.

【Meow? 】

I thought of fried chicken and my mouth was watering.

Damn, stupid master, he never lets me eat his KFC or McDonald's.

I'm so greedy that I'm drowning in saliva even in my dreams.

The doctor lifted a corner of the cotton cover.

Immediately he was startled by the sound of flapping wings.

【Meow--】

Me too. With my eyesight that's comparable to that of a telescope, I could already tell that the wing was at least as big as fifty spicy wings.

[Oh, it's an eagle, a wild one, right?]

The doctor asked the visitor, Forestry Bureau, it was obviously related to forest management.

The visitor nodded and explained that the eagle was found and handed in by a lumberjack. It was quite aggressive and seemed to have problems with its eyes, so it could not be released.

【Meow? 】

Eagle? The Eagle from The Return of the Condor Heroes?

Wow, it's awesomeΣ(゜゜)

The second fool also heard it, and quickly tied a beautiful bow on the dog's head, and the grooming project was completed!

The nurse took the puppy out.

The idiot came over at the speed of wind, picked me up and put me on the table against the wall.

【Meow~】

How thoughtful! The best viewing seats are now reserved for me.

Haha!

[What a sculpture! This is the first time I've seen one alive! ]

[Don’t even mention you, this is my first time! ]

The two of them worked together to remove the cloth from the birdcage and walked around the circle to observe the eagle.

All you can see with the naked eye is an abnormal bump on its head, which looks like an injury or a tumor.

The whole eagle was in a listless state and very alert.

The beak is really sharp. If you get bit by it, your life will be in danger...

The doctor roughly estimated the weight of the eagle and calculated the amount of medicine needed for anesthesia.

The Forestry Bureau staff were watching right in front of them, muttering to themselves from time to time, but they couldn't offer any constructive suggestions.

This thing is considered a nationally protected animal. No one dares to handle it rashly, as if something goes wrong, they will be held responsible.

The idiot called the dean and called a few doctors over to discuss countermeasures.

【Meow~】

You idiot, that eagle is staring at me, so fierce! You must pay attention to your safety!

The bird cage made a loud clanging sound when it was hit by the sculpture, but fortunately it was of high quality and very sturdy, and the door was not broken open violently.

The key is still in the hands of the Forestry Bureau staff.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Eight doctors met together for consultation, wrote and drew on paper, and finally finalized the treatment plan.

[Surgery is still necessary! ]

[As for anesthesia, closely observe and reduce the dosage as appropriate. We don't want to turn the eagle into a fool, right?! ]

[I think so. The tumor has already pressed on its optic nerve. No wonder it has so many injuries on its body. They must have been caused by bumps and falls...]

[By the way, Dean, how high can an eagle fly? Is it higher than an hawk?! ]

[This eagle is still a child. When it grows up, it will be much bigger than this. I have never seen such a thing before. You can look it up in a book later!]

After the anesthesia took effect, the large baby eagle was finally carefully taken out of the cage by several people.

If it were a little bigger, it might be in danger of getting stuck in the cage.

【Meow--】

I was so disappointed. Once the door of the operating room was closed, I couldn’t see anything anymore.

Having been in the pet hospital for so long, I can guess the general surgical treatment methods.

It's nothing more than anesthesia, blood drawing, going on stage, making an incision, cutting the tumor, suturing, and then applying medicine.

By the way, you must pay special attention to the eagle's mouth, and wrap it with tape 9981 times to ensure it is secure.

Each of the eight doctors is responsible for one step, so the pressure and responsibility are shared equally.

The results of the operation were encouraging.

The people from the Forestry Bureau were relieved and left their contact information, allowing the baby eagle to stay in the hospital and someone would come and take it away after it recovered.

The nurse packed up a regular-sized dog cage, put a thick mattress on it, and then put the sleeping Diao in it to lie down.

Until it is discharged from the hospital, this will be a temporary intensive care unit.

The hospital will organize a team building activity at the beginning of next month.

So, no more vacation this month.

The idiot takes me to work diligently every day.

And then return under the stars at night.

The team building took place locally, at the seaside, and the hospital paid for the rental of several speedboats.

There was a barbecue grill on the shore, and since some people brought their families with them, they also set up a few simple tents.

【Meow~】

[Pidan, let's go to the sea and take a look. Maybe we can see dolphins! ]

The idiot clearly wanted to go, but he insisted on dragging me along.

【Meow~】

All right, it’s allowed.

He is so good to me, what can I do? I can only spoil him!

But I didn’t expect that once I stepped on the accelerator, I would never be able to come back!

Who knew that this idiot was such a good driver but a killer when driving a speedboat?

The moment the speedboat hit the reef, I was forced to flip backwards 720 degrees, and then fell into the sea with a splash, without even a bubble coming out.

The idiot was leaning on the steering wheel with a bloody head, and the seat belt tightly fixed his body which was as thin as a door panel.

【Meow~】

You idiot, there are really dolphins here, but they are so far away from me.

There are small yellow croakers nearby, I really want to eat them.

【Meow~】

Idiot, I can't swim anymore.

goodbye……

The eunuch cat who was pampered throughout his life died.