Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Denmark, northwest coast.

The snow that had fallen two days earlier had frozen into thick lumps of ice. Occasionally, a small animal would land there in search of food, but it would fall flat on its face if it wasn't careful.

Although there was sunshine, it was still freezing cold and not warm at all.

There were many bare stone pillars towering into the sky on the seashore, and on the top of one of them, two birds lived.

The cold wind howled like a merciless slap, making their fur messy.

The slightly larger bird stomped its feet, stood up, shook its wings, and leaped down from the stone pillar.

It's hungry.

The stone pillar was bare, without a single edible thing.

The one remaining in the nest moved its buttocks and its stomach made a series of gurgling sounds. It looked down at the warm eggs, shrunk its long neck to avoid the cold wind, and sighed resignedly.

An egg that was squeezed to the edge shook, and the little thing inside it shivered from the cold.

This is Wang Defa.

In the ninety-seventh generation, an egg was laid that gave rise to a powerful bird that could fly and resist cold - the white-cheeked barnacle goose.

The Barnacle Goose is as its name suggests, with a black beak, black neck, black legs, white face and white belly.

The large black and white wings are about 1.4 meters long when spread out, and even the webbed feet are uniquely black.

[Ga~Ga~Ga~]

The mother barnacle goose likes to call out when she has nothing to do. The father barnacle goose, who has already flown far away, hears it and flaps his wings faster.

If you delay any longer, you will inevitably be scolded when you get home - the scolding of its flat mouth is very painful, and it will even bite a small piece of meat and twist it 180 degrees...

The living environment was too harsh, so the couple took turns incubating the eggs and going out to find food to fill their stomachs.

Most of Wang Defa's body was warm in the eggshell, but the small part of him that was pressed against the stone was shivering with cold.

The mother barnacle goose would pluck feathers from the father barnacle goose's back whenever she had time. They were all fluffy and soft, and she would stuff them all under her body.

The black goose father wanted to resist, but when he heard the crisp sound of the eggs rolling on the stones, he gave up.

o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Pull it out, they are all your own children, everything is for the children...

The northwest wind blew loudly, and the couple protested in vain, shrugging their necks and closing their eyes...

The day Wang Defa broke the eggshell, the light snow turned to cloudy.

The mother goose laid five eggs in this litter, and all of them survived.

The little cub looks so cute as he relies on his thin neck to lift up his big head and look around.

Wang Defa mixed in with them, imitating the other brothers by opening his mouth wide and shaking his head.

Everyone is pretty friendly, and there is no cruel brother who wants to push it off the cliff.

Before birth, there is only the problem of maintaining a constant temperature for the eggs.

After birth, five mouths opened wide, waiting for food and drink.

The mother barnacle goose remained unmoved. She scraped with her feet and gathered the five wet chicks under her body and hid them.

The nutrients absorbed from the eggshell can barely last until the next day.

Black Goose father didn't worry about anything and fell asleep with his head resting on his wife's back.

There was a deep emotion in the mother goose's eyes. If she had eyebrows, they would have been frowned...

Wang Defa's stomach growled. His small body was sandwiched between the two legs of the black goose mother. His eyes blurred and a picture flashed in his mind -

The overwhelming snow, so beautiful and white, fell on the mother goose's eyes, making it shiver with cold;

In a moment of joy, it stretched its neck and sang loudly, and was pelted with stones by the disturbed humans. The mother goose cursed and cursed, hating the stupid humans for not appreciating its beautiful singing voice;

The young green grass shoots were so delicious that the mother goose swaggered around and after eating the vegetarian food, she jumped into the water and swam a few laps;

When they were just married, the young couple went on their honeymoon. They flew around and saw a large farmland. The wheat seedlings planted there were very fresh and delicious. The slingshot in the hand of the farmer pretending to be a scarecrow had no accuracy at all.

When she found the eggs, the mother goose panicked and urged the father goose to build a house high and safe so that neither crows nor foxes could climb up.

Heavy snow fell one after another, and the world returned to silence. The huge waves on the coast were not a big deal...

Wang Defa rubbed his little head against his brother who squeezed in, and fell asleep reluctantly.

A family of seven, all together, had hungry dreams all night.

At daybreak, Wang Defa was awakened by a loud bowel movement.

It's the mother barnacle goose.

It felt uncomfortable in its stomach in the middle of the night, and cleared its memory. Its stomach was empty and it was so hungry that its chest was sticking to its back.

The mother barnacle goose stood up decisively, and the five cubs were suddenly exposed to the cold wind, and they were all stunned for a second.

After a night, the cubs all became fluffy, not wet and sticky like yesterday, and their appearance suddenly improved.

The black goose father also stood up, spread his wings without saying a word, and jumped off the cliff.

It flew down a long distance with extreme ease before landing on a gentle slope.

It raised its neck, [Ga~Ga~]

Wang Defa squinted his eyes and could barely see his father who had become as big as an ant: What is it making noise about?

The mother black goose stamped her feet, turned around and cackled at her silly chicks, then spread her wings and glided down the mountain.

The cubs looked at each other blankly until their parents stopped together, raised their heads and called out:

Oh, it turns out they were demonstrating how to go down the mountain.

If you succeed you live, if you fail you die.

Is it so exciting to play on the second day after birth?

╥﹏╥...

Are you biological?!

My God, our wings haven't even started to grow yet, and when fully spread out they're less than ten centimeters long. If we jump down wouldn't that be seeking death?

Wang Defa: No, the judge said that if someone commits suicide, the sentence will be increased. I won’t do it!!!

A gray little black goose didn't think about anything. When it heard the call of its mother black goose below, it took a step forward with its short legs.

The consequence of missing a step is that you will stumble all the way, with sparks and lightning, and small pieces of gravel rolling down.

He struggled at first, but then rolled straight down.

Before it could completely stop, the second ruffian also set off -

It was smart and imitated the posture of its father barnacle goose, flying out head first with its wings and legs spread as far as possible.

The hair on Wang Defa's head stood up. He didn't dare to look and couldn't help but step back.

Fear of death is instinctive.

The three remaining cubs on top of the stone pillar looked at each other, and their eyes almost simultaneously fell on the two large pools of dried shit in the rough bird's nest.

Apart from rocks and fluff, this seems to be the only thing that can be eaten.

Wang Defa's eyes were blurred with tears: I even want to take a bite of dried poop, what kind of life am I living?

The three little ones approached their daddy tentatively. Wang Defa felt choked in his throat and couldn't eat anything. He turned his head away and stopped looking.

[Ga~Ga~]

The mother black goose looked at the dark clouds gathering in the sky and urged anxiously.

Wang Defa: Forget it, just jump. You are a man of small size, the worst that can happen is that you will break into pieces...

(? _ ?)

The crying little baby jumped into the wind, and his jumping posture was very handsome.

Three meters later, a gust of wind suddenly blew from the northwest, forcing the original parabolic trajectory to deviate. Wang Defa's bulging belly hit a protruding rock peak.

[Chirp…]

The little body rolled over and hit its back again.

[Chirp…]

Hit the head again.

Hit the back again.

My little belly comes again...

Wang Defa looked up at the sky in silence, and the two cubs followed him down.

[Ga~Ga~]

The mother black goose anxiously tried to use her body to stop Wang Defa from falling, but her feet slipped and her body was out of reach.

Wang Defa rolled down the gentle slope for more than 20 meters and was blocked by a large rock.

The barnacle goose father flew over and gently pokes at it with his feet, but there is no response.

Disappointed and heartbroken, it returned to the gentle slope, its eyes never leaving the last two.

There was almost no curve in Wang Defa's chest, and he looked as if he was dead.

A four-legged animal as white as snow came over and touched Wang Defa's spread little feet with its black nose.

Wang Defa opened his eyes with great effort, and saw only a dark hole.

Open your mouth.

[Chirp…]

Barnacle goose chick, dead!

The mother black goose, with red eyes, protected the last baby that was knocked unconscious by the ground.

The black goose father protected the mother and daughter in front, cackling all the way, using his loud voice to scare away the ferocious beasts in the dark.

The family of three staggered towards their new life without looking back.