Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The old woman and the daughter-in-law started arguing about the washing machine again. The old woman had a loud voice and the daughter-in-law's voice was also loud.

[Old man, please judge for yourself! See if I did something wrong! ]

I walked over slowly, leaning on my walking stick.

Oh, there's a lot of mess inside the washing machine, and I can't see what's wrong with it.

[Dad, Doudou's clothes have to be washed by hand. I asked mom to put them aside and I would wash them. Look at mom, she put them in the washing machine again. How can we wash clothes of adults and children together? ]

I tilted my head to look at her, without saying anything, but my eyes were full of question marks: Why not?

The daughter-in-law slumped her shoulders, rolled up her sleeves, and without saying a word, she pulled Doudou's little clothes out of the washing machine.

The little clothes made of fine cotton yarn were originally milky, but now they were stained with colorful fibers and even had color mixed with each other.

There was almost a big bucket of clothes for four adults and a baby, all mixed together and tied into a knot.

My daughter-in-law exuded a low-pressure aura, so I pulled my wife away and went to the room to see my eldest grandson.

When Doudou falls asleep, her face is rosy, like an angel.

When I cried out at the top of my lungs, my throat felt dark and I couldn't see the bottom.

One's own baby is still very lovable. If my waist didn't hurt so much from sleeping on the sofa, I would be happy to hold my sweet baby in my arms all day long.

Well, I looked around at the house and it was hard to believe that it was worth eight million three years ago and now it is worth twelve million.

The real estate agent I met in the corridor that day took people to the top floor to look at a house. He said that the market has been very good recently and prices may drop everywhere in the country, but in Beijing, especially in this location, there is no possibility of price reduction.

Wow, twelve million! Our Wu family has never seen so much money in generations. My son is so great, it’s all because of my good education!

The old woman couldn't understand why the person next to her had a sour toothache expression at one moment and a proud look at another.

Dou Dou turned over, humming, his eyebrows turned red and then frowned.

A sour smell suddenly spread in the air.

The baby pooped in his trouser pocket without saying a word.

The old woman cleaned up the place very carefully and without any surprise.

I was so horrified by the stench that I retreated to the door, thought for a moment, and then simply walked out with my walking stick.

Wow, the air is so fresh, I don’t feel dizzy anymore!

I called Lan Zi, but it wasn't her who answered the phone.

【Hello? 】

[Grandpa?! I’m Damao! ]

Oh, the person opposite me is my eldest grandson whose appearance I can’t even remember. The last time I saw him was at my son’s wedding three years ago.

【Where is Lanzi? 】

[Mom has gone out and hasn't come back yet. The tricycle at home is not there. She must have gone to the town to sell vegetables.]

Oh, my son-in-law’s family has several acres of vegetable fields, and the whole family relies on selling vegetables to make a living.

I took out a cigarette and held it in my hand. When I looked up, the old man on the second floor who was always coughing was staring at me with an unfriendly look.

[Hey, Damao, is everything okay at home? ]

As the eldest son, Damao is always well-behaved and answers every question.

[Grandpa, everything is fine at home. Grandpa is fine, grandma is fine, uncles one, two, and three are fine, aunt is fine, mom is fine, big Mao, second Mao, and third Mao are all fine. Um, dad... Dad is not doing well. He is injured. He got into a fight with someone two days ago and was arrested by the police uncle...]

My heart skipped a beat. Wow! I exclaimed, wow! That honest guy actually knows how to fight.

When asked in more detail, Damao couldn't explain clearly.

I knew that Lan Zi had no hope in her mother's family and never told them anything, good or bad. I didn't ask any more questions and hurriedly hung up the phone to find Xiao Zheng.

That kid's brother-in-law is a policeman in the police station in my son-in-law's village. It's such a small place, if something happens, the whole city will know about it in half an hour. I don't believe that I can't find out the truth.

Half an hour later, I was so angry that I wanted to throw my phone -

Oh shit!

The son-in-law did have a fight with someone over a widow in the village.

The widow was in a relationship with him when she was seventeen or eighteen years old, but they separated because of some trivial matter due to their youthful vigor. Not long after, Lan Zi was married to him through the introduction of a matchmaker.

If you count carefully, it happened in the same year, at the beginning and end of the year.

Earlier this year, the son-in-law met a widow who had never given birth to a child and whose figure had not changed, and who was sitting by the river admiring her own reflection. After a while, things started to go well.

The two of them were having an affair secretly, and the son-in-law always found various excuses to stay out all night, keeping it a secret.

As luck would have it, Lan Zi was called to take care of me in the hospital, and then moved to the mountain to take care of my daily life. Those two shameless people had no scruples and rolled together day and night, and within a few days they gave birth to a bastard.

The house the widow lived in belonged to her previous husband. When the man's brother discovered her scandal, he wanted to take the house back. The widow cried and screamed, and called her son-in-law over, and a fight broke out.

If you lose the fight, you go to the hospital; if you win, you go to the police station.

The son-in-law had to write a self-criticism, pay for medical expenses, and rely on his wife's signature to take him home.

[Bah, a pig-dunking thing, junk, dirty stuff! You are bullying my Wu family, I——]

I was so angry that my hands were shaking. I stood up suddenly and everything went black.

fainted.

The ironwood crutch also hit the bluestone floor with a dull sound.

[Oh, Wu Zhi, your dad has fainted, call an ambulance! ]

The old man on the second floor who was keeping a close eye on people was leaning over the window and shouting loudly.

Wu Zhi was still at work, so how could he hear anything?

The first person to respond in the room was Doudou, who was awakened by the shouting and started crying loudly.

[Wow wow wow wow wow——]

[Be good, don’t cry, grandma is here! ]

The old woman thought it was a prank and didn't take it seriously. She picked up the child and coaxed him softly.

Unexpectedly, the old man next door was still repeating himself, being nosy and anxious about causing delays.

The daughter-in-law ran downstairs and looked around.

[Oh, there he is, under the old sycamore tree. I saw him fall! Hurry up, don’t let anything happen!]

The old man on the second floor stretched out his arm to point the way. He was only 1.6 meters tall, but he would be over 1.8 meters tall when he jumped up.

The ambulance arrived quickly.

It's only three minutes away from the hospital. The car honked and ran red lights all the way, and the fee was 180 yuan when I got off the car.

……

I was awakened by a needle. The long silver needle was held between the thumb and index finger of an old Chinese doctor with chicken skin and white hair. He twisted it so finely that sparks almost came out.

Hiss, that’s so sour and itchy.

A group of people gathered in front of the bed - Wu Zhi, his daughter-in-law, his old wife, his father-in-law, his mother-in-law, and Dou Dou, who was holding her grandmother with her eyes wide open.

【me……】

I opened my mouth, but was horrified to find that my tongue wouldn't obey me.

[Old man, stop talking. Tell me what you are angry about. You are about to have a stroke. Woo woo woo…]

[Mom, don't talk nonsense. The doctor just said that he almost had a stroke. Don't scare Dad! ]

Wu Zhi felt a little resentful.

【Oh. 】

I was given another injection on the top of my head. The old doctor's hand was very steady. He threw the needle diagonally, and it went three inches into the flesh.

The hairs on my arms stood up and I got goose bumps all over my body.

Great!