Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

【Ga----】

Since I moved into the new dormitory, Lao Li has stopped restricting my travel.

So, while the workers were still curled up in their quilts and had not gotten out of bed, they could hear a burst of shrill bird calls.

The foreman said, I am a sign of good fortune and can foresee danger, so no one is allowed to hurt me.

【Ga----】

Lao Li was recently assigned to follow an excavator master, and he made the request himself.

In his eyes, driving an excavator is easy and profitable. Didn’t you see that the master is already in his fifties?

Fifteen thousand a month!!!

Old Li must be so envious!

For the first time ever, Mr. Li's son called him at noon.

He said that his girlfriend, whom he had followed since college, was pregnant and they wanted to get married.

However, the girl's parents refused to give him the household registration book and required him to buy a local three-bedroom house, a car, and a minimum betrothal gift of 20 yuan in cash.

That’s the Magic City, a place where every inch of land is worth a lot of money!

Even in the suburbs, the price per square meter is over 100,000 yuan.

How could his son, a hard-working office worker, come up with so much money? He borrowed from relatives and friends but still couldn't get the sum, so he had to call his father.

What can Lao Li do? !

However, he immediately took the passbook to the bank and withdrew his five-year time deposit, knowing that it would be depreciated if withdrawn early, and transferred the money directly to his son's account without even looking at it.

He even wanted to take a leave and go back to his hometown to sell the two-story adobe house there.

At the last moment, he remembered that it was his roots, and he hesitated and retreated.

【Ga----】

Lao Li's son didn't say a word after receiving the money. When he called him again, he answered the phone but he always said he was busy.

He didn't say what he was busy with.

I even doubt whether this marriage is real. Is he joining some scam organization?!

But to cheat your old man out of his money is a bit inhumane...

I tossed and turned all night and couldn't sleep well, obviously I was worried.

I also couldn't sleep well, so I opened the window early before dawn and went out for a walk.

Guess what I saw...

The foreman was standing outside the office with his arms around a graceful young woman, acting very affectionate with her.

When I flew closer, I could see that the foreman was gnawing at my neck...

Is a woman's neck as delicious as a braised duck neck?

I didn't say anything, but found a secluded high place and stared at them as they performed for me.

Of course, there are no restricted scenes, and the foreman is not a young man, so he is not that impatient.

However, could this woman be his mistress? !

She looks so charming and flirtatious, she is not a serious person...

It wasn't until I saw the woman take out a cell phone from his trouser pocket, light up the screen, and ask him to transfer the money that I realized I was really smart.

This is a deal.

The kind where we both agree.

However, the workers all knew that they should go outside to play, so why did the foreman bring them to the construction site? !

Bah, that's so rude...

The foreman was generous to women. I noticed that he entered at least four digits. Or maybe it was a password...

After receiving the transfer, the woman simply walked away. A very small two-seater car parked outside the gate drove away quickly.

I craned my neck to look over there until the taillights of the car disappeared around the corner of the intersection.

The foreman had already pushed the door open and entered the room.

It's early in the morning and the dew is heavy.

After watching the excitement, I flew back to the dormitory.

Old Li didn't make any noise this time, he must have fallen asleep.

After following the excavator master for several days, Lao Li still didn't learn how to control the vehicle forward.

Because the master was keeping his teachings secret and was afraid that if he taught this old apprentice, his own job would be taken away.

He had already inquired and found out that the old man was assigned such an easy job because he saved the foreman's life.

Lao Li said all the nice things he could and even gave the other person two packs of good cigarettes that he himself was reluctant to buy, but he still didn't get the chance to learn.

I rolled my eyes and lightly landed on the front windshield of the excavator, stealing his skills openly.

【Ga----】

Old Li came here because of the reputation and didn't take it seriously.

The driver frowned, his displeasure clearly written on his face.

[Damn crow...]

My ears were filled with the sound of whistling wind, which automatically filtered out the unfriendly greeting.

Just wait until he is alone, and then poop a little for him to taste.

If you want to learn other people’s technology now, it’s better to be honest.

I stared closely at——

Oh, push the two control levers in the middle forward and the car moves forward, and pull them backward and the car moves backward.

Okay, this is easy. I can teach Lao Li.

Eh? How come pushing the middle right lever forward by itself turns left?!

【Ga----】

My IQ is low. The single push on the left is actually turning right. Who would believe it?

I, Wang Defa, am actually a crow with a terrible sense of direction...

Did I buy the title of Zoumashan Car God?!

The Judge will not confiscate all my skill points, right? !

Next, the master moved several push and pull rods in the cab, but I couldn't remember any of them.

Even the most basic forward and reverse gears were confusing to me, and my mind was like a mess.

【Ga----】

Lao Li, you should work hard on your own. I can’t help you…

It flapped its wings and flew away.

Go to the foreman's office.

There is food there.

The foreman knew that I loved to eat all kinds of nuts, so he put a few walnuts on the windowsill so that they would be there whenever I went there.

It can be regarded as an alternative way of repaying me for saving my life.

The curtains were drawn tightly, making it impossible to see what was going on inside. However, the air conditioner in the corner was still blowing air out, so the heating function should be on.

I took a walnut in my mouth and threw it on the ground, but it didn't break.

A worker passing by was carrying a shovel. He glanced at me, and without stopping for a moment, he even quickened his pace and left quickly.

I want to sigh.

Foreman, you straight man, don’t you know that with my mouth strength, I can’t just open the walnut shell?

【Ga----】

I picked up the walnut again and flew it towards the head of the big brother who was swinging a sledgehammer to smash the steel bars. I signaled with my eyes, but he ignored me and shook his head violently, shaking me off.

The hammer hit the steel bars, sending sparks flying.

I'm timid and I'm afraid.

Substitution.

The next one was an uncle moving bricks. He was not wearing a safety helmet and there were wisps of steam rising from his head. It was obvious that he was exerting a lot of effort.

[Ga~]

I stood on the cart and tilted my head.

He glanced at me and ignored me.

I spat out the walnut and threw it at his feet.

Unexpectedly, the uncle just didn't understand and put it directly into his pocket after picking it up.

【Ga----】

I have never seen such a person. I asked you to help me open it!

【Ga----】

He waved his hand impatiently, [Go away! Leave me alone!]

The tone of his voice was as if I owed him hundreds of millions of dollars and hadn't paid him back.

Can't afford to offend but can afford to hide.

There are a few more on the windowsill.