Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Xiaobai took the snake cub, and a huge weight of relief finally fell from his heart.

This home really can't accommodate her for a moment.

She was about to say thank you and go upstairs, but unexpectedly the boy opposite suddenly introduced himself.

[Hello Xiaobai, my name is Zhang Lei, I am single, 28 years old, from Heze, Shandong, I am a firefighter, with a monthly salary of 6000 yuan, my parents are in good health, have pensions after retirement, and have two houses in my hometown. I like you very much, how about we look around for the purpose of getting married? ]

Xiaobai's mother, who was at the window on the third floor, heard it vaguely and jumped around in excitement.

To be honest, it does look like a potato.

[Um, Zhang Lei, I am older than you. After the Chinese New Year, I will be 35 years old. Did you know that? ]

The boy's eyes and attitude were sincere. Xiaobai admired his bravery and directness, but was not moved.

[It's okay. My mom is three years older than my dad. A woman who is three years older than her dad will bring gold bricks. You will only bring two gold bricks.]

noob:……

[I really don’t have any plans to get married right now, and I spend most of my time working in Shenzhen. If you don’t mind, we can just be friends first.]

Zhang Lei's eyes still gleamed as he quickly nodded in agreement.

【hiss--】

I was resurrected with full health in Xiaobai's hand and crawled around her thumb.

I remember that tomorrow is December 12th.

There was only one day left before the fatal fire on New Year's Day.

How to do?

How to do?

[I see that Auntie seems to be very opposed to you keeping this little snake. You should keep it away tonight and don't let it run out again. If the elderly are frightened, they may easily develop cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.]

Xiaobai: I understand now. He is so handsome, why is he still single?

[Okay, I'll go upstairs then. You should go back and rest early. You've been busy all day.]

【it is good. 】

Xiaobai went upstairs and found that the door had been opened a crack by Laobai.

She happened to see through the crack in the door that the old couple had an argument.

[If you ask me, your daughter is so capable, you shouldn't always force her to go on blind dates. What's the point of getting married? ]

【oh?!】

Xiaobai's mother poked him on the forehead with her finger and became furious.

[What's so good about getting married?! What, you're still not satisfied with marrying me when you're sixty or seventy years old? ]

Lao Bai didn't expect that she is now a powder keg, blowing up anyone who ignites it, attacking indiscriminately.

[Are you still thinking about your old classmate? Huh?! You're so good, I shouldn't have stopped you from eloping. I should have let her take you to a car accident and die, so that we could have peace and quiet...]

Lao Bai's face turned pale, he turned his back to the door, and his body was shaking like a sieve with anger.

[I'm talking to you about my daughter, why are you mentioning her...you...]

Lao Bai covered his chest and stumbled.

Xiaobai closed the door quietly and returned to his room dejectedly, sticking to the wall.

She couldn't get involved in this matter.

The old couple usually look so good, but in fact, one is guilty and the other is giving in.

Ten years ago, when Lao Bai was 51 years old, he met his sweetheart from his student days at a class reunion.

The woman had just turned fifty and looked very healthy. I heard she had just returned from abroad. She had never been married or had children in her life and lived a carefree and carefree life.

Time is a butcher's knife. Ninety-nine percent of the middle-aged people at the table have turned into greasy old men. Only Lao Bai looks a generation younger than his peers because of good maintenance and a smooth work.

The white moonlight was originally sitting on the other side of the round table. After looking at everyone, she changed her shy attitude of her youth and openly changed seats with others, sitting next to Lao Bai.

While chatting and laughing, one smiled gently and the other had admiring eyes, just like a perfect couple.

After dinner, the two exchanged WeChat accounts, chatted frequently, and made plans to go out for dinner every few days.

Lao Bai subconsciously concealed the truth and only said that he had a social event at work recently.

After a while, they rolled onto the bed.

Who says only young people are crazy about love?

Once a middle-aged person goes off track, ten oxen and ten cranes can't pull him back.

When Xiaobai's mother heard about this from someone else, her rationality broke down immediately. She rushed to the hotel where the woman was staying like a madman and beat Laobai up severely.

Even though she had lost her mind, Xiaobai's mother never touched the white moonlight, and only treated the woman wrapped in a bath towel sitting on the bed watching the show as a decoration.

The centipede-like scar on the back of Lao Bai's head was left from that time.

The hotel staff was enjoying the show until they suddenly saw blood. Fearing a murder case might result, they called the police on the spot.

Xiaobai’s mother was detained for two days.

Old Bai was hospitalized. He made a big fool of himself in front of Bai Yueguang. He was so angry that he refused to rescue the person, and was scolded by his brothers and sisters-in-law for two days.

Later, Xiaobai was urgently recalled. She felt sorry for her mother, so she personally took Laobai to the police station to rescue him.

That afternoon, she used Lao Bai's cell phone to fish Bai Yueguang out, put her in a sack and beat her until she was bruised and blue.

The person involved knew who she was, but he could only swallow his anger and bear it.

The old couple almost got divorced that day.

At that time, there was no cooling-off period for divorces, and it only took ten minutes to take photos, sign, stamp, and exchange the certificate.

If grandma hadn't happened to be ill and hospitalized, the filial son Lao Bai would have been seduced away.

Bai Yueguang was also unlucky. On the way to the airport, he encountered an electric tricycle that ran a red light and died on the spot.

The police found the last WeChat call in her phone and looked up the chat history. They thought it was from the deceased's husband, so they contacted Lao Bai directly.

Grandma later recalled that when Lao Bai received the call that day, he cried as if his mother had died...

Mingming, his biological mother was lying on the hospital bed, happily chatting with her old sisters about the gossip about how each family treated their daughters-in-law.

After crying, life must go on.

【hiss--】

[Xiao Qing, every family has its own problems. Thinking of that woman once again fuels my fear of marriage...]

【hiss--】

Early in the morning on New Year's Day, the kitchen was quiet.

The old couple have been sleeping in separate rooms these days and don’t communicate with each other. If they have to meet, they just treat each other as invisible.

Xiaobai thought it was ridiculous.

Xiaoqing's condition was also not right. She would hit the frame against the glass at night. She was very puzzled and went to the seller for advice.

Seller: It may be worried.

Xiaobai: I know it might be worried, but the key is, what is it worried about? Is it worth hitting its head?

Seller: Well, estrus is impossible, it’s not the right time yet.

noob:……

Seller: It’s timid. Is it frightened?

Xiao Bai: !!!!!! You are so bad, Zhang Lei, you are abusing my child, aren’t you? !

The fire station is open 365 days a year. Zhang Lei was on duty only once in the morning, to help a little boy rescue a small bird that was stuck in the mouth of a beverage bottle.

He has always been serious and earnest when working, unless he really can't help it, then he can't help turning his head away and laughing while cutting the bottle mouth.

The little boy cried so miserably that his grandparents were heartbroken.

[Comrade, this... this can still be used in the future, right?! ]

The three firefighters who participated in the rescue couldn't hold back their laughter and all choked.

Back at the fire station, the three of them couldn't stop laughing.