Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Mao Jiawen's schoolbag weighs at least 15 kilograms.

When I got home, I was hunched over.

Liu Fang felt sorry for him but there was nothing she could do about it.

The topic of reducing students' burden has been discussed for more than ten years, but school bags are getting heavier and heavier.

She opened the door for her son but didn't dare to lend a hand to help.

I am less than three months pregnant with my second child and I dare not lift any heavy objects.

In this half hour, Liu Fang has washed the vegetables, sorted them into categories and put them in a basket. She has also cooked the rice and is just waiting for Dajie to come back and start cooking.

She couldn't bear to poison her son's taste buds with her poor cooking skills.

Last year, a family of three was hospitalized twice due to food poisoning, both of which were her fault.

For the first time, the three of them lay neatly in a row, receiving injections and infusions.

Liu Fang was sharp-eyed and noticed a folded 100-yuan cash note on the ground diagonally opposite. Many people came and went, but no one picked it up. She kicked Dajie, picked it up happily, and took the opportunity to refund her wallet.

A few days later, they gathered in the infusion room again, and there was still a family of three, lying neatly in a row.

Not only do you suffer, but your wallet suffers too.

She told this to her fellow patients as a joke.

An elderly person told her that there is a saying among the people:

If you throw money at the intersection and someone picks it up, you can get rid of your bad luck. It works every time.

Everyone who goes to the hospital has some bad luck.

After that, she wouldn't even look at the gold on the ground, as she didn't want to be responsible for other people's karma.

I don't know where the mother-in-law heard about the second child, and her courage to punish her daughter-in-law was gone. She just cursed her behind her back, hoping that the Mao family could have another grandson.

The money borrowed from the old couple has already been repaid double. Who asked them to push for it?

One should guard against his own son and daughter-in-law more closely than a thief.

My mother-in-law always said, "Don't think about our money. When we are gone, all the money will belong to Dajie." In the dowry box she brought from her hometown, there were more than a dozen passbooks locked up.

【Prosperous! 】

Come play with me! I'm about to grow hair!

[Developer, stop messing around. I have a lot of homework today. Can I play with you after I finish it? ]

Mao Jiawen threw down his schoolbag, took a big gulp of water, then touched the dog's head and explained in a gentle voice.

In this home, he is the only one who knows. Touching the developer’s big head and looking into its eyes, he can hear its inner voice——

The soft and cute voice of a baby.

This is a little secret between him and the dog.

[Good luck! Baby went out for a walk with mom today! ]

【Well, so good! 】

Mao Jiawen took the dog into his arms and squeezed it hard.

[Wang! There was thunder at noon, and the baby was scared! The baby wants to sleep with you today! ]

[Hmm, huh?! No, you haven't showered for half a month, I won't sleep with you. ]

The two little kids were leaning against each other and whispering to each other. Liu Fang saw it and felt a little envious.

After my son grew up, he no longer wanted to be close to his mother. Even to touch his head, he had to choose when he was in a good mood.

Not to mention holding her in his arms, rubbing her and kissing her cheeks.

[Jiawen, the group said that there was a Chinese language test yesterday?! ]

Mao Jiawen's skin tightened and he subconsciously pinched a tuft of hair on the developer's belly.

[Wang! Brother, don't hurt your friends by mistake! ]

【Well, I forgot.】

[How many points? Did you bring the test paper back? Let me see it.]

Liu Fang wanted to sigh in her heart. This kid hasn’t mastered the skill of covering his ears and stealing the bell yet.

The teacher sent the report card to the group in the afternoon. There were only five people with scores below 80, and he was one of them.

Liu Fang was so angry that she almost laughed when she took the crumpled test paper out of the pocket where the water cup was stuffed.

[It seems that the family is still missing an iron. I will call your dad later and ask him to bring one back! ]

[Oh, Mom~ I forgot, so I just stuffed it in my pocket, don’t tell Dad! ]

How could Liu Fang listen to him? The video call had already been made.

Mao Dajie was waiting for a car. He called Didi. He had driven the shared electric car for two kilometers in the morning. His thighs were so sore that they could almost make vinegar.

[Eh?! You're hungry, right? I'm waiting for the bus. It'll take at least ten minutes.]

【no. 】

Liu Fang glanced maliciously at her son who was staring at her nervously and paused on purpose.

Mao Jiawen bowed repeatedly.

【Prosperous! 】

I also helped to beg for mercy. It was her fault for liking to punish others collectively. If the little master got beaten, I had to slap him a few times as well.

[Ahem, please bring back a few toothbrushes. My son’s toothbrush is all frizzy again, just like Einstein’s. I don’t know why you two waste your toothbrushes so much…]

[Okay, I'll buy it at the convenience store outside the community. The car is 0.5 kilometers away from me, and it's not good to ask the driver to wait.]

Mao Jiawen thanked with a playful smile, grabbed his schoolbag and went into the room to do his homework, avoiding his mother's close scrutiny.

【Prosperous! 】

Wait for me, wait for me.

Liu Fang hung up the video and carefully unfolded the test paper. Fortunately, the answers were all written with a black water-refill pen, so they were still clear.

Very good, all the multiple-choice questions are correct.

For word-filling questions, four points will be deducted.

Change the sentences according to the requirements, all are correct.

Fill in the blanks according to the text, all correct.

Three points will be deducted for reading comprehension.

If the composition is blank, 30 points will be deducted.

[Total score: 63. Good, good, very good...]

The teacher also wrote a line of small words in red pen next to the score: "Not all aquatic products have the word 'fish' next to them, please pay attention, parents!!!"

Three exclamation marks, in bold!

Liu Fang's eyes nearly went black and she wished she would faint.

Fill in the blank question, the pinyin marked above a group of words is xia, the correct answer is shrimp strips, and Mao Jiawen wrote "fish under".

The pinyin marked for another group of words is chan, the correct answer is cicada singing, and fish list written by Mao Jiawen.

In the reading comprehension test, there is a dolphin in the text, and the "dolphin" written by Mao Jiawen refers to pufferfish.

So wrong...

Even if Wenquxing came down to earth, he wouldn't know what the Chinese characters for "fish list" and "fish below" are...

She thought of the two sea bass in the sink that had been scaled and cleaned inside and out, and her hunger suddenly disappeared, making her even more upset.

I feel like morning sickness is coming early.

【Mao Jiawen, come out!!!】

Liu Fang picked up the broom, stood up with the help of a stool and was about to kick the door.

Just at this moment, the big fool Mao Dajie walked in and walked right into the trap.

My wife has been having a bad temper lately, like a hot pepper.

【(?｀?Д?′)!! Oh my wife, what happened? ! Who offended you? Tell me, I will help you beat him up! 】

Mao Dajie didn't dare to grab the broom, he just held his head and dodged left and right.

He was big and couldn't even turn around in the corridor at the entrance, so he was beaten like a turtle in a jar.

[You are the one who is angry with your son. He didn’t write an essay in the exam. How many times has this happened? Why didn’t he just hand in a blank paper? It’s all because of you. I don’t believe he can get into a good middle school if he keeps doing this!!!]

Liu Fang was panting, and after going crazy, she felt refreshed.

Mao Jiawen hid behind the door, trembling.

【Luckily, Dad came back soon enough! 】

【Prosperous! 】

I followed suit.

The first thing he did when he returned to his room was to lock the door. He didn't even have time to open his schoolbag. It turned out that he was waiting for this.