Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

A driving school is located at the training ground on the top of a hill.

In full swing.

There were six or seven training cars far apart, and the trainees were practicing the various items of Subject 2 leisurely.

【Prosperous! 】

I am a dog.

An old repeater who has been stationed at the driving school training ground since he can remember. He is a mix of a native dog, a Labrador, and a Corgi, and is known as Tubulaki.

My left leg is lame. The joint is shattered. Even after it was fixed, it's still short.

Do not ask.

The answer is that I was hit by a student who was reversing and accelerating suddenly. It made me cry.

Coach Ma said that my howling made everyone on the mountain feel sad, thinking that some family couldn't make ends meet and slaughtered the dog and stewed it in a pot...

When Coach Ma sent me to the clinic at the foot of the mountain to see a doctor for bone setting, he promised me in person that he would support me as long as the driving school was still there.

[Hit the steering wheel! Hit it!]

The brother wearing a student vest saw the right angle of the garage in the rearview mirror and immediately turned the steering wheel back.

[Hey, don’t you understand what I’m saying?! How can you reverse into the car if you move the steering wheel before you even reach the spot?! Huh?!]

[Go out, return to the starting point and try again! ]

The brother in vest was yelled at, but he didn't get angry. He quickly changed gears and drove out. He stopped there and stuck his head out.

[Coach, I forgot, which side should I pour from first? ]

[Right, right, right, oh my god, I can even forget this! ]

[When reversing into a parking space, you should reverse from the right first, then from the left. After the test, turn right and drive the car to the next item!!!]

[Remember this, if anyone goes the wrong way again, don’t mention that you are my disciple, Ma Mingguo, when you leave! ! ! ]

The guy in the vest touched the non-existent sweat on his forehead, turned right, stopped at the starting point at an angle, and was given another cold stare by the coach.

[Straighten the front of the car! Put it in reverse gear! ]

Coach Ma was gesticulating and directing in the rearview mirror, with such large movements that people were worried that he might sprain his waist.

The brother in vest turned his head to stare at the rearview mirror, found the left platform as a reference, slowly corrected it, turned the steering wheel left and right and kept driving forward, but still felt that the front of the car was tilted.

[Stop, stop, stop! Are you blind?! I’m about to hit my head against the wall! ]

Coach Ma's throat was about to break from shouting, so he put two Jinshengzi throat lozenges into his mouth. This stuff was consumed faster than cigarettes.

When he first arrived in the morning, the brother in vest secretly put two packs of good cigarettes into his pocket.

Otherwise, he would definitely curse him to death and would not be so shameless.

He's a strict coach, eh.

The brother in vest stepped on the brakes, put the car in reverse gear, and backed up.

Then, he made the same mistake again and couldn't help but kill the opponent early in the same position.

Coach Ma predicted it in advance and jumped onto the flower bed nimbly to avoid being crushed by the left rear wheel.

[Your brain is like a pig. I can’t teach you even if I teach you 800 times. Come down, come down, come down. Let’s get the next one!!!]

Listen, he starts swearing again, like a machine gun, bang bang bang bang!

Regardless of gender, the attacks are indiscriminate.

【Prosperous! 】

Well, he has a foul mouth, I closed my ears.

To be honest, Coach Ma is a polarizing person. He only becomes crazy and violent when he is working.

After get off work, he is very nice to his wife and children, and he will remember to pack up the leftover bones from banquets and bring them to me.

The driving school has only been open for a year and a half, but I see that he is almost bald.

If you don't count the commission for recruiting students, the monthly teaching salary of 10,000 yuan is worth your life...

【Prosperous! 】

The new trainee on the bus was a 00s guy wearing pajamas. He was very good at steering the wheel, but he couldn't tell left from right.

[Put it in reverse gear, I told you to put it in reverse gear! You put it in P gear when you are backing into a parking space, are you trying to ascend to heaven on the spot? ]

The post-00s quickly looked down at the gear position, and yes, it was really P gear... He scratched his head.

[Alas... I am really impressed by you! Every one of you wants to piss me off to death! ]

[Shift to R gear and continue to kill! ]

The post-00s did as he was told, stayed where he was, turned the steering wheel counterclockwise from right to left, then shifted the car to R gear and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.

The car hummed and retreated halfway, and then the right rear wheel took the lead and rushed onto the flower bed on the right.

Coach Ma's face was so dark that it was hard to describe...

[Brake, brake! Step on the brakes!!!]

He jumped up and down and yelled, but the car still ran most of the way onto the flower bed, crossed the line and made a big circle, and only stopped barely before hitting the wall.

[I…get off the car, get off the car, and get someone who can breathe! ]

Look, Coach Ma is furious again. He keeps chasing after the car and slapping its rear end, making loud banging sounds like a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus Rex.

The bottle of quick-acting heart pills in his pocket fell again, hit the ground and broke into several pieces.

The pills rolled everywhere.

He broke two bottles this week. It's not easy...

【Wang——】

I was a little scared of the smell of the medicine, so I quickly stepped back and hid in the flower bed along the wall.

It's relatively safe here. In a small pit not far away, there are two bones that I didn't finish eating last time.

The dozen or so students waiting in the shed shrank their necks, pushing and shoving each other, and none of them wanted to get on the bus.

I would rather die than have my friend die. The coach is angry. Who wants to be scolded for no reason? It's not like you're just itching for trouble!

Coach Liu, who was not far away and only had three students with him, curled his lips and gently comforted his timid and frightened college student.

[Don't be afraid, I won't scold you, just take your time! That's right, release the handbrake first! Accelerate slowly! That's right, great! ]

Coach Ma has strong professional skills and a high pass rate, but he has a sharp tongue and likes to curse, so there is a long queue of new students who want to sign up for his class.

Well, it’s all fate, I can’t envy it even if I want to.

Automatic transmission is easier to drive. Last month, Coach Ma led the C1 class, which had manual transmission.

Those novice trainees don't know how to press the clutch, release the accelerator, and have to watch the gear shift. The engine will stall as soon as they move, and the engine will stall as soon as they move...

Coach Ma had a bad temper and started swearing at him. Even putting cigarettes on his legs didn't help.

Several shy female students were scolded by him and cried, and they did not show up at the training ground for many days.

There were a lot of gossipers in the driving school, and the rumors spread as if he had done something to those female students.

The logistics department called him in for a talk, and he was so angry that he wanted to slit his throat on the spot. This month, he decisively transferred to Class C2 to teach automatic transmission.

[You, yes, it's you, the one who failed the second test last time, hurry up, get in the car! ]

A chubby girl in the crowd was called and her face suddenly turned red.

The guy next to her, who was so obsessed with playing PUBG that his phone screen was about to spark, took a look at her in his busy schedule and quickly stepped back.

Her face is so red, I wonder if she has fallen in love with him...

Coach Ma’s brain was at a standstill and he couldn’t remember the girl’s name, but he was very impressed by her record of failing the second subject test four times.

It took him a lot of effort to change the girl's registration information from manual transmission to automatic transmission.

Otherwise, the driving school would go bankrupt and she wouldn’t be able to get a driver’s license.

Why would someone who can't coordinate his left and right feet take a manual transmission test? !

He nods three times at the start. What a polite child!

She either presses the clutch and accelerator to the bottom at the same time, or releases them completely at the same time. Riding in her car is not much different from riding a rocking car.

I looked up with every step, feeling dizzy at least. The song [What’s your dad’s dad’s name? Your dad’s dad is called grandpa…] played on repeat in my mind.

The fat girl got into the car tremblingly, and looked at Coach Ma who had a bad look on his face before she started to adjust the seat, pulling it to the closest position with her chest pressed against the steering wheel, and finally fastened her seat belt.

Then, while no one was paying attention, she took out a box of candies from her pocket, poured them into her mouth, and put them in her cheeks, which bulged up like a hamster.

This is not the first time she has been like this. It is said that it is because nervousness can cause low blood sugar, so sugar is power!

Regardless of whether it is a hamster or not, Coach Ma took a deep breath and couldn't help roaring.

[Are you breastfeeding the steering wheel? So close?! ]

[How to turn the steering wheel? ! ]

[Pull it open for me!!!]

When it comes to sharp tongue, no one here can compare to him.

The fat girl was so ashamed and angry that she crushed a candy with a crunch. She was very tolerant and would not cry just because she was scolded.

She calmed herself down and moved the seat back a little.

Many female students have this problem. It’s not that their legs are too short to reach the accelerator, but they just feel safer sticking close to the steering wheel.

【Prosperous! 】

This is a bad habit and needs to be changed.

It seems that Coach Ma will take some people to take the Part 1 test tomorrow. That’s great. I can have a quiet day.