Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

The driving school has suspended operations.

On the day when the first trial of the divorce case ended and the divorce was not granted.

【Prosperous! 】

The training ground was in full swing yesterday [fighting to death, fighting to death]!

I licked my dry lips and went to turn on the faucet in the mop pool next to the office.

【Prosperous? 】

Eh? !

Strange, why is there no water? !

Oh, if I had clairvoyance, I would be able to see that there was a notice posted at the gate of the driving school announcing the suspension of business and the water and electricity cut-off.

Mrs. Wang turned off the power and water valves herself and replaced the locks with new ones to ensure that no one could open them without the key.

Even less human than me.

However, students who registered for the exam a week ago still have to take the exam.

We arrived at the driving school early in the morning and saw that the door was locked. We thought we were early, but we waited until half past ten and there was still no one inside.

Tubulaki was seen tilting his head to reveal a sad face, limping past frequently.

I called the office, but no one answered.

I called the coach, but he couldn't do anything because the car was locked at the training ground.

Everyone has paid tuition fees, so it is impossible for them to tolerate this. Someone called 110.

There was only one person from Wangjia Village in the crowd. He was just about to go down the mountain in disgrace, but when he saw that things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, he stayed to wait and see. Regardless of whether he paid the tuition or not, he didn't want to stay in the training ground for another day.

The police arrived very quickly, sirens blaring all the way through the village road of Wangjia Village, causing the villagers who were hiding at home to look out.

Everyone watched as the police car went up the back mountain, where the driving school was located.

Mrs. Wang was threshing rapeseed at home, using a flail to vent her anger and didn't notice anything.

Half an hour later, the police came to the door.

Following behind were the students who were going to take the second subject test this afternoon, a dozen strong young men, all with angry looks on their faces.

The test starts at 2:30 in the afternoon. It takes an hour to drive from the driving school to the test site. If they don’t hurry up, they will all fail.

After being scolded by the police, Wang Dasao knew she was in the wrong and went up the mountain to open the gate.

The coaches lived not far away, and even though they were angry, they still came quickly to drive the students to the examination venue.

No matter who owns the driving school in the end, as long as one person passes the test, they will be paid a share of the salary.

【Prosperous! 】

Everyone came in a swarm and left in a swarm, and no one paid any attention to me.

Hey, hey, hey, don’t you need a metaphysical bonus?

Guaranteed! One person only needs five big ribs, with or without meat!

The big sycamore leaf on the branch fell down with a snap, hitting my face and it hurt so much.

The training ground was deathly silent.

There were only three cars parked in the corner, one of which belonged to Coach Ma.

Coach Liu, who loves gossip, said that Coach Ma's wife is pregnant again. When she first got pregnant, the whole family was carefully pampering her, fearing that anything might go wrong.

After all, she is an elderly mother in her forties. The love between the couple is certainly a beautiful thing, but the unexpected pregnancy really makes Coach Ma feel mixed emotions.

Just yesterday, it was found that his wife's progesterone level had doubled, which was not good, so she had to be hospitalized to protect the fetus. He took several days off.

When it was getting dark, the coaches drove the car back and a few of them joked with each other about going out for a meal to celebrate.

19 people went today, and only one aboriginal named Wang failed the test.

It is really a cause for celebration.

On the way back, the boy couldn't help crying, feeling ashamed.

There was another brief bustle, and then the training ground became dark.

【Prosperous! 】

The dog is very thirsty and has no water to drink.

There was a man on an electric tricycle outside the gate, looking around. Even though he quickly turned off the horn, I still heard -

[Puppy! Refrigerator, computer, washing machine...]

Adopt a dog?!

My skin tightened as I thought of the snail noodles that I still can't forget after all these years, and the spicy dog ​​meat hotpot.

Yes, autumn is here, and it is time to nourish your body.

I rushed into the flower bed in a panic. The sparse grass in the flower bed had been flattened by the novice students and could not hide my huge body at all.

[Oh, there really is a dog here, but it's ugly and not fat. Is the driving school so unprofitable?!]

I heard it and was shaking with fear. Suddenly I missed Coach Ma so much!!!

Coach Ma, woooo, come and help me scold him to death!!!

The iron door clanged for a while.

I also shivered for a while.

Until the electric tricycle ran out of patience and left.

I looked over there from a distance with concern, and saw only a blurry light going further and further away, and the horn was turned on again.

[I'm taking the dog! I'm taking the refrigerator, the computer, the washing machine! I'm taking the dog...]

Repeat infinitely.

【Wangwangwangwangwangwangwang!!!】

I roared in anger.

The light that was getting farther and farther away suddenly stopped. I let out a scream and was so scared that I peed my pants and ran to the flower bed again.

Bury your head in the mud and act like an ostrich.

I slept very restlessly that night of fear.

The dream was filled with images of the man who collected the dogs holding a large net and covering his head.

Woo woo┭┮﹏┭┮

Coach Ma, come and save me!!!

Coach Liu is also OK!!!

The next day, the door was still locked and the faucet still didn't work.

I didn't even dare to shed tears, for fear of dying of thirst.

The bones I hid were almost gone. There was a small pond at the west end of the village, not far from the driving school.

I measured the width of the gate railing and squeezed hard, and was able to get through.

It's just that my head is a little big, and I used too much force to make it look like airplane ears.

【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】

It's important to save your life!

water!

I’m Tubulaki!

There were a few middle-aged men fishing by the pond, looking so leisurely and comfortable that the dog envied them.

They also brought their own snacks, and the bones of the braised chicken feet were spit out all over the floor.

I was extremely thirsty, so I dived into the water and gulped down the water.

If I hadn't been stopped, I would have jumped in to take a bath. I was so dirty after sleeping in the flower bed for so many days.

[Go, go, go, you chased all my fish away. If I don’t have any fish to eat tonight, I’ll stew you! ]

The fat guy who was gnawing on the chicken feet stood up suddenly and hit me with a small branch on the ground next to him.

【Prosperous! 】

Hey, I didn't hit it, a little bit (*^▽^*)

You still want to stew me? What a joke!

Just like that, I went from being a domesticated dog at the driving school that never left the house to a wild dog that roamed around the village looking for food and barely filled its stomach at sunset.

Whenever I see a lone chick or duckling, I pounce on it and swallow it in one gulp.

The scars from being chased and scolded by the villagers piled up on his body one after another.

The sadness involved is beyond words.

The driving school was closed for forty days, and the second trial of the divorce case began.

This time, the defendant became Liu Zhuang.

Wang Dasao’s lawyer submitted a bunch of transfer receipts, all of which were large sums of money transferred from Liu Zhuang’s personal account to the same person in the past five years. That person’s name was Liu Qian.

The plaintiff, Mrs. Wang, was very calm and took out a stack of photos, which were taken by a young man from the village who followed Liu Zhuang and provided evidence of his having an extramarital affair.

The judge had already given Liu Zhuang a big cross in his mind.

A clear case of bigamy.

The plaintiff's request was that Liu Zhuang be kicked out of the house and be required to pay 500,000 yuan in mental damages.