Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

When the old man has nothing to do, he takes Xiao Huang for a walk around the village.

Who is Xiao Huang? !

【Prosperous! 】

It's me, this inexplicable Tubulaki. This name is too common, but it can't bring wealth...

I caught a fat rabbit at the back door of Zhao Quan's parents' house.

It was wild and heavy, and almost slipped out of my grip.

The old man's eyes widened and he looked like he had found a treasure.

【…】

It can't be prosperous. It almost opened its mouth and asked the rabbit to run away. What are you just looking at? Why don't you find a rope to tie it up and stew it for a snack in the evening!

[Xiao Huang, you are such a lucky star, rabbits! The village can raise rabbits. They can give birth to a large litter, and they are easy to raise and sell. The elderly and children in the village will no longer have to worry about their livelihoods!]

The poor little rabbit was being carried by the old man by his ears while enduring the torture of the dog's hungry eyes.

The hair on his body was shaking like dandelions and flew away in the wind.

The old man walked halfway, his hands felt sore, so he switched to the other side.

【Prosperous! 】

Naturally, I followed to the other side as well. I had to keep a close eye on it, because the rabbit was very aggressive and was kicking the ground with its hind legs, as if it was ready to run away at any moment!

Fortunately it was a gray rabbit. If it was a pure white one, it would have run out and hid in the snow, and we might not be able to find it.

[Dad, you're back?! Ouch, what is that?!]

Fang Guoqing was installing a wooden seat on his bicycle when he looked up and saw the old man coming back from walking his dog.

When Fang Fang changed her way of addressing him, he would also change his way of addressing him.

With Dad on his left and Dad on his right, the old man was so happy.

[Wow, it’s a rabbit, Dad, did you take Xiao Huang to the mountains to hunt?! This is incredible, Xiao Huang can actually do this! I thought it could only roll around and act like a spoiled child!]

【Prosperous! 】

Humph, I won’t bother with you!

I looked up with my nose in the air, my head held high, my chest thrust out, and my hips lifted as I walked past him proudly.

one two three--

【哐——】

Hit the iron door...

【Haha ...

A group of little kids were laughing at the classroom door.

Fang Fang put down the chalk and stretched her head to look out, only to see a dog's butt disappearing around the corner.

[What are you laughing at? Have you finished your homework? Have you copied enough Chinese characters? ]

Little Radish's scalp tightened and he quickly slipped back to his seat.

Everyone complained in their hearts that Principal Fang was good in every way except that she turned into a female bully when she entered the classroom and only became the smiling Principal Fang when she left the classroom.

The father-in-law and the son-in-law were chattering at the door, and their faces turned red with excitement.

I have to ask the children in the classroom about this and see who has experience in raising rabbits. Otherwise, wouldn’t it be a waste if we just blindly catch rabbits from the mountain and then raise them to death?

[Students, the teacher has a question for you. Do you know what animal this is in my hand? ]

Fang Guoqing picked up the fat rabbit.

[Wow! It’s a rabbit! ]

【Teacher, are we eating rabbit today? 】

【Suck...】

The rabbit was drawing a circle with its head as the axis in the sky, kicking its legs hard, as if it felt the sinister malice and curled up into a ball in fear.

[Well, there’s no rush to eat rabbits. Has anyone in your family ever raised rabbits? ]

[No, Mr. Fang, my grandma said that if you raise rabbits at home, your child will also have a three-lobed mouth, which is unlucky! ]

This is the squad leader. Her grandmother is known as the most talkative person in the area.

[Who said that? I secretly raised one before. Look at my mouth. It’s fine. It hasn’t become three-petaled! ]

This kid is Li Xiaoqiang, the grandson of Li Laowu. His life is considered good because his father often sends money home. His cheeks are plump.

duangduangduang(*?▽?*).

[Really, Teacher Fang, the little rabbit I raised is so fragrant...]

He covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes filled with panic.

Everyone was so amused that they laughed, and they realized that the little fat boy raised rabbits just for eating.

[Okay, Xiaoqiang, come over here and tell the teacher, everyone continue to copy the homework, Principal Fang will come over to check it later.]

Fang Guoqing waved the little fat boy out of the classroom and asked him where the rabbit came from, what it was fed, what water it drank, and what kind of nest it lived in.

Li Xiaoqiang actually answered very clearly and it was obvious that he had done some research. He was not like many children who lack patience and just like something for a while, then turn around and leave the pet to his family without caring about its life or death.

The key point was that he had a clear goal, which was to fatten the rabbits for eating. He left the entire rabbit body to his grandparents, and he gnawed on two rabbit legs, which were so delicious.

Fang Guoqing and the dog who was eavesdropping nearby couldn't help but slurp their saliva.

I’m so greedy and want to eat it!

The rabbit shrank back and struggled even more.

No matter how strong Fang Guoqing's hands were, he could not stop this dying struggle.

The rabbit escaped his clutches.

【Prosperous! 】

Can the meat in your mouth make you fly?!

That's impossible!

I, Tubulaki Xiaohuang, will be the first one to disagree!

A tiger came down the mountain and pounced, but missed.

My face turned black and I made up my mind to shoot with great force.

Hey, the rabbit was squeaking under my belly.

The old man hurried over to help, muttering to himself.

[Hey Guoqing, didn’t I tell you to find a strong rope to tie it up? It almost ran away! My little yellow is really awesome!]

Fang Guoqing was embarrassed.

Li Xiaoqiang excitedly chased after the dog and squatted down to rub its fur. He loved dogs and had always wanted to have one, but his grandparents refused because they thought it was too noisy.

【Prosperous! 】

I turned my back to the little fat guy, but because of the contact, images related to him emerged in my mind——

He went home after dinner. His grandparents left the door open for him, as they always did. He didn't disturb the old people's early sleep, but locked the door and went back to his room.

Unexpectedly, in the elderly room next door, the grandfather felt thirsty after sleeping for a while, so he got up to get a cup of water and accidentally rolled off the bed.

Grandma on the other side of the bed had already fallen asleep and didn't notice anything.

When I got up early in the morning and helped grandpa up, his mouth and eyes were crooked and he had suffered a stroke.

【Prosperous! 】

I blinked and suppressed my panic.

No, I have to remind this little fat guy.

Old man, yes, find the old man and tell him!

The old man was sitting on a small stool, carefully checking whether the rabbit that was tied up like a mummy was a male or a female. Suddenly, a dog's head was placed on his knees with an anxious look in his eyes.

He understood, put one hand on the dog's head and looked into its eyes.

[Old man, if you go home with this little fat boy tonight, his grandfather Li Laowu will fall off the bed, freeze all night, and have a stroke! ]

Old man:!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノYou actually have this ability...

That night, the rabbit was not killed. The old man went to Li's house under the pretext of seeking Buddhist scriptures. He and Li Laowu hit it off immediately. The two brothers chatted until midnight before falling asleep.

He also told Li Laowu a lot of tips on how to take care of the body. A stroke is not something that can be caused by a fall. It's all about weak physical foundation, so exercise is needed.

Old Mrs. Li went to the next room and held her fat grandson to sleep. The little guy was like a stove, warmer than a heated kang.

Li Laowu was inside and the old man was outside. The kang table was placed in the middle. There were two cups of hot tea and a handful of peanuts. They wrapped themselves in quilts and went to sleep in the second half of the night, successfully avoiding the fatal fall.

If you really think about it, the biological clock of going to bed at 6 o'clock and waking up at 5 o'clock in the morning is indeed very healthy.

Li Laowu struggled to get out from the bed, around the person who was snoring loudly, and smiled and shook his head.

[You're still bragging to me, let's see who's stronger between us?! ]