My Arknights Life Diary

Facing Xiao Ke's attack, Tu Fang was able to cope with it hastily and was not knocked down, but Guigui who followed closely broke the balance. Tu Fang lost his balance and was knocked to the ground by the two men.

"Hey, hey, hey! What are you two doing?! I'm just going out for a while. Is it necessary for you two?"

Tu Fang said this after being thrown to the ground, but although he said this, he was not actually angry.

As for Guigui and Xiaoke... Guigui is hard to tell, but Xiaoke...

You can tell how she feels at the moment by looking at the big tail behind her that is spinning like an electric fan...

"Wow, Tu Fang, we thought we would never see you again, woo woo woo."

The turtle that was lying on Tu Fang spoke with a slightly crying voice.

"Ah? What's going on? I'm just going out. Why...wait? Red?!"

Tu Fang suddenly thought of a possibility. Red had never returned to the integration movement camp, and he hadn't seen this guy at Jin Wen's place before...

Could it be that this guy came to Longmen to announce his own death?

"Red? Xiao Ke knows this! It seems to be the name of that big brother!"

After hearing Tu Fang's words, Xiao Ke spoke like this.

"Well, I think I understand. Can you two get up from me first and let's go into the house and talk slowly?"

"Okay!" X2

............

After Xiao Ke and Gui Gui's explanation, Tu Fang finally understood what had happened. It was indeed that kid Red's fault!

He now knows that his friends in Longmen basically know that he is "dead".

To be honest, when Tu Fang first learned about this, he didn't know how to start talking for a moment. It was then that he instantly understood what Jie's strange look meant.

It seems that he didn't consider himself a living person at first!

What made Tu Fang speechless was that Uncle Qi had built a cenotaph for himself in the cemetery in Longmen, and now he didn't know what to do with it.

If I say I pushed him away, I always feel like I'm digging on my own grave...

If you say keep it, it feels a bit nauseating...

After a while of silence, Tu Fang decided to deal with these things tomorrow. After all, it was too late today, so he just went to explain to his friends...

Not to mention whether it would disturb others, just as a "dead man" like me, knocking on their doors so late at night, they probably wouldn't be able to sleep well tonight.

............

After listening to Guigui and Xiaoke's explanation, Tu Fang decided to take a bath first. After all, strictly speaking... he hadn't taken a bath for at least a week...

After all, there were no conditions for taking a shower in the Integration Movement, and after he led the team south, he had even less time to take a shower.

After finishing Jin Wen and the others' business, he rushed back to Longmen. Now that he finally had some free time, he naturally wanted to take a bath.

"You two stop here for a while. I'm taking a shower and you don't have to follow me."

After taking two sets of clothes to change into after taking a shower, which he usually wore when sleeping, Tu Fang turned his head before entering the bathroom and spoke to Guigui and Xiaoke behind him.

These two guys have been following me since I came back, even when I was getting clothes.

"All right......"

Xiao Ke said this, then ran to the side, found a chair and sat down, and Guigui did the same.

Seeing that the two little guys finally walked away, Tu Fangyi strode into the bathroom and took off his clothes, which he had not changed for who knows how many days.

Carefully enjoy the feeling of the warm water flowing over your body.

"Hmm~comfortable~"

Tu Fang couldn't help but utter such an exclamation.

"Should I wash my hair first or my body first?"

Tu Fang couldn't help but think so, and then he picked up a bottle of shower gel, but...

"Hmm? It feels wrong... empty?"

Tu Fang suddenly had a bad feeling...

He picked up the shampoo on the other side.

Wow, it’s empty too!

"Um......."

Tu Fang held an empty shampoo bottle in one hand and an empty shower gel bottle in the other, and fell into silence.

He remembered something bad.

It was when Xiao Keguigui and I had just moved into this house. One day, I asked them to go in and take a shower first.

As a result, they tried for more than an hour but still couldn't come out.

When I went back to check, I found that the two little girls took half a bottle of shower gel and half a bottle of shampoo, plus the remaining two full bottles of shower gel and shampoo, and a bottle of hair care product bought specifically for Xiao Ke.

Well, anything that can produce bubbles has basically been wasted!

At that time, the whole room was full of bubbles from the floor to the ceiling, and these two guys were blowing bubbles in the bathtub!

Since that time, Tu Fang has developed a habit......

...........

"Sure enough, there is more! Now I don't have to go buy shampoo so late at night."

Tu Fang pulled out a brand new, unopened bottle of shampoo and a brand new, unopened bottle of shower gel from a corner of the bathroom.

Ever since that incident, it has become a habit for Tu Fang to hide two bottles of this stuff in the bathroom as a backup.

He didn't tell Xiao Ke and Gui Gui about this. It seems that even after such a long time, they still haven't discovered it!

After all, if they were discovered, the two bottles would have been gone long ago (they were used to blow bubbles).

.............

"Tu Fang!"

Tu Fang had just finished taking a shower. As he walked out of the bathroom door, a stupid dog pounced towards him.

Tu Fang was quick-witted and quick-handed. He grabbed the stupid dog by the scruff of the neck and spoke.

"You are so dirty, go take a shower first! And you too, Turtle!"

Hearing Tu Fang's words, the turtle that was running towards this side also stopped.

"Ok."

Xiao Ke replied with some disappointment, she didn't dislike him, but Tu Fang, who hadn't taken a bath for more than ten days, now disliked her...

............

"Tu Fang! Here I come!"

After taking a shower, Xiao Ke rushed straight to Tu Fang who was sitting on the sofa watching TV without drying his hair yet.

Tu Fang did not refuse this time, so Xiao Ke jumped into Tu Fang's arms first.

Tu Fang sat cross-legged on the sofa, and Xiao Ke sat cross-legged in the space where Tu Fang sat cross-legged.

Feeling the warmth from Tu Fang's body, Xiao Ke was very happy and started wagging his tail again.

Tu Fang also felt something stirring in his stomach, making him feel a little itchy.

only.......

After a while, a special feeling of dampness and itchiness appeared...

Tu Fang reached out and touched it in confusion.

Good guy.......

It turns out that Xiaoke's tail is wet......

The kind that can release water if you twist it a little bit...

Tu Fang, with a gloomy face, lifted up the scruff of the neck of Xiao Ke, who looked a little confused.

.........

"Hmm? Tu Fang, what are you doing?"

Guigui, who had just come out of the bathroom, happened to run into him, holding Xiaoke's coating prescription.

"Xiao Ke's hair isn't dry yet. I'll blow dry it again. You can go to the sofa and watch TV first!"

"Oh."

Guigui didn't notice the pleading look in Xiaoke's eyes in Tu Fang's hand at all, and skipped off to watch TV.

Tu Fang took Xiao Ke back into the bathroom, and soon the buzzing sound of a hair dryer was heard from inside the bathroom.

........

When Tu Fang appeared in front of Guigui again, the little carved tail in his hand had become fluffy.

The short-sleeved shirt that Tu Fang was originally wearing also turned into another short-sleeved shirt.

"Just sit here quietly!"

Tu Fang laid Xiao Ke down on the side of the sofa and said this.

"Oh......"

Xiao Ke looked at Tu Fang with his big, watery eyes, but at least for now this was of no use.

Tu Fang sat cross-legged on the sofa again, but this time, the person sitting in his arms became Guigui, and Xiao Ke on the other side could only watch helplessly.