My Arknights Life Diary

"Wheat sparkling juice? What is this? Tu Fang, have you heard of it?"

Chen Huijie turned her head and asked Tu Fang who was standing beside her. On the other side, Tu Fang, who had just recovered a special device, spoke in a speculative tone.

"Hmm... Wheat can be inferred that the raw materials of this drink should contain wheat. The bubbles should represent that the drink contains gas, which may be added or just produced by natural fermentation.

As for the last juice, it confirmed that this thing must be related to wheat, which is also a disguised confirmation of the first inference, so........

New machine frog, one word, one lump! (There is only one truth!) According to what it says on the can, this thing is beer! "

Tu Fang pointed at Xing Xiong and told him his answer, which made Xing Xiong speechless. "You said so much before, what the hell? Don't we still have to rely on the words on the jar to draw the final conclusion?"

So why are you talking so much? And why do you have to speak my native dialect in the last paragraph? You don’t have glasses, but you have to push them up. It’s really pretentious!

These words appeared in Xingxiong's mind at an extremely fast speed, and then disappeared quickly.

The same is true for Chen Huijie on the other side.

Chen Huijie:........

Looking at Tu Fang in front of him, who had arrived at the correct answer using a process that had nothing to do with the source of the correct answer, Chen Huijie felt speechless.

He talked a lot, even spoke a few paragraphs in Eastern Mandarin in the middle, and even said that the answer at the end had nothing to do with the previous reasoning... But no matter what, at least the purpose was achieved.

"Well, this is beer, so Xingxiong, do you have anything else to say?"

"Okay, Lao Chen, I admit it now, so can you put your hand down? It really hurts my arm when you hold it like that!"

Xingxiong pointed at himself with his free hand, the hand that was still holding the beer bottle.

The wrist of his hand that was still holding the beer bottle was tightly grasped by another hand.

"Ah."

Chen Huijie responded and let go of his hand.

At present, the goal of giving Xingxiong an "unexpected surprise" has been achieved. After all, the sentence that Xingxiong said just now under the tension was "wheat sparkling juice".

It was enough to make Chen Huijie laugh at her for the rest of her life. Of course, if there were any imperfections, there were some.

For example, Chen Huijie failed to record Xingxiong’s performance and make thousands of copies for his colleagues in the Guard Bureau to enjoy!

"Okay, no more arguing, Lao Chen, have you had lunch? Oh, you should have, after all, that guy is here!"

Xingxiong rubbed his wrist, then put the beer in that hand aside, sat down again, and asked.

The guy that Xingxiong was referring to was naturally Tu Fang. Chen Huijie naturally knew this. At the same time, she also knew what Xingxiong wanted to say just now.

Most likely she was asking me if I wanted to eat with her or something like that.

However, although I did eat it, the person next to me seemed to have not eaten it yet.

"Well, I did eat, but the guy next to me hasn't eaten yet. Why don't you take him with you?"

Chen Huijie pointed at Tu Fang beside her and said this.

"Uh... Sister Chen, I'm not really hungry."

Before Xingxiong could say anything, Tu Fang spoke first.

"Just eat when I tell you to. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"

As Chen Huijie spoke, he pulled Tu Fang over and then pushed him towards Xingxiong.

"Okay, Lao Chen, both of you take a seat first. I haven't even taken these things apart yet."

Xingxiong said this, and Chen Huijie and Tu Fang didn't care how dirty the ground might be, so they sat down around the boxes of snacks.

"Would you like some?"

Xingxiong took out a can of beer and asked Chen Huijie and Tu Fang tentatively.

"Uh... Officer Xingxiong, forget about the wine. I'm not used to drinking."

"Hey, we're all friends, don't call me Officer Xingxiong, you can just call me Ghost Sister if you want! Hey, we're all friends, isn't it just a bottle of beer? Don't refuse, give it to me!"

As he said that, Xingxiong stuffed the unopened bottle of beer in his hand towards Tu Fang.

But the behavior of this so-called friend was different in Chen Huijie's eyes.

As someone who has been with Xingxiong for a long time, she could tell at a glance what Xingxiong was thinking.

This guy probably wanted to take Tu Fang out to drink with him, so that she wouldn't be able to say anything to her when he drinks again.

But does it really work?

"Tu Fang is still a child, he can't drink!"

As Chen Huijie said this, he snatched the bottle of beer that Xingxiong had just stuffed into his hand from Tu Fang.

Chen Huijie's words not only burned Xingxiong's CPU, but also Tu Fang's CPU...

"Old Chen, you better find a more reasonable excuse! Tu Fang is a lot bigger than you, almost as big as me.

Tell me, this is a kid!"

"Hehe, Tu Fang, didn't you tell me before that you were 20 years old? If that's the case, you should not be 20 years old...

So Xingxiong, Tu Fang is still a child who is not yet 20 years old! Now is an important stage of physical and mental development. If you teach him to drink, it will lead him astray!

You know, Tu Fang still has two younger sisters to support. If you lead Tu Fang astray, Tu Fang will lead Gui Gui and Xiao Ke astray...”

Chen Huijie was talking when she was suddenly interrupted by Xingxiong's words.

"Stop, stop, stop! Lao Chen, you should know that here people are considered adults when they are 18 years old! This kid is 19 years old! He just drank some wine!"

"What's wrong with 19? Isn't 19 still a child?"

"If you say that, you are only in your 20s? Aren't you also a child?"

"Kid, you (Longmen swear)!"

Tu Fang:........

Watching the two people arguing more and more fiercely, Tu Fang chose to keep silent for a while. He watched silently, watching the two people arguing about the issue of age for some reason.

Watching the two people quarreling about other things instead of age issues, watching the content of their quarrels go further and further off track...

.............

After a while, the issue they were arguing about returned to normal.

"Alright, alright, Lao Chen, I know you said so much just to stop me from drinking! Isn't it okay if I just don't drink?

If you keep arguing, I'll have to go back to work and won't even have time to eat!"

The first one to give in was Xingxiong. As Chen Huijie's partner, she naturally knew what Chen Huijie meant. In the final analysis, it was about not letting her drink.

And now, if they continue to quarrel, not to mention that they won’t have time to eat the food. After all, according to the current time, she should go back to work in a while.

"Oh, you still know you have to be on duty! Drinking while on duty is irresponsible to the people!"

"Old Chen! Don't you know it too? I'll drink this little bit of wine, and there won't be any problem at all!"

"No means no, what if?"

Tu Fang:........

"Uh...why don't we eat first?"

Looking at the two people who were arguing again, Tu Fang spoke weakly.

"Well, let's not drink anymore, let's eat first."

Xingxiong agreed. After all, if she didn't eat, she would have to go back to duty, and then she wouldn't be able to eat even if she wanted to.

Chen Huijie didn't say much this time. She sat quietly beside them and watched Xingxiong and Tu Fang eat heartily. However, as she watched, she felt a little hungry again after having already eaten lunch..........

Tu Fang and Xing Xiong noticed this keenly, so later on, Chen Huijie also joined the picnic reluctantly.

...........