My Arknights Life Diary

Chapter 329 Tu Fang: You old spit! Now that you are here, just leave your tail behind!

Angel is a little panicked now, and she regrets her behavior just now.

At first, she just wanted to put down her clothes, and then he entered the dressing room. Then she saw something in the dressing room that should be a belt, with six small metal balls hanging on it.

When the Angel of Power saw this, she picked one up at random, played with it for a few seconds, and then...

Her perspective suddenly rose, and when she came to her senses, she found herself standing on a huge creature.

In short, she is very panicked now.

"A doubtful roar. (Boss, what do you want to do? Can you reply?)"

Lao Pen couldn't hear Tu Fang's response for a long time, so he let out another puzzled roar. This movement caused the Angel of Power on his body to lose its balance and fall on his back.

"The roar of someone discovering something (Wait a minute, how could the boss fall down? Wait a minute, this feeling... You are not the boss! You are not Abu or Agu either, who are you?)"

Lao Pen felt the touch on his back and immediately began to shake his body. After a few shakes, he shook the Archangel off.

Lao Pen looked at the man with a halo on his head and fell into deep thought. He felt that the human in front of him was very strange as his head was glowing.

At the same time, Lao Pen didn't know how to deal with the human in front of her. After all, Tu Fang had told her before that she couldn't hurt people casually.

Well...then scare her away.

Thinking this, Lao Pen let out an "angry" dragon roar at the Archangel who fell to the ground.

The Archangel was knocked over by the dragon's roar, rolled several times on the beach, and lay on the ground with his eyes rolled back.

Lao Peng:.............

This human is so weak (Don’t you see what you are? The upper-level monsters will just be defeated when they encounter you now. Even the lower-level four-star hunters will roll their eyes when you roar...)

"Angel, are you okay?"

Texas, saying this, quickly ran to the angel, picked her up and ran away.

But in response to Xu's question, the Angel said: "What are you talking about?"

It seems that the powerful dragon roar caused Archangel to become temporarily deaf.

Meanwhile on the other side.

"That guy may attack at any time! I can hold out for a while, you guys go find some handy weapons first!"

Tallulah said this as she stood in front of everyone. Now she was the only one with a real weapon, which was the long sword she always carried.

She planned to hold on for a while, giving the Penguin Logistics people behind her and her sister time to find suitable weapons.

"Ok!"

Texas responded, and then she wanted to look for her Originium lightsaber. Then, she found the pile of clothes they had changed out of under Lao Peng's feet.

Texas remembered that she stuffed the Originium Light Sword into the clothes she had changed out of. At the same time, she saw the loose shield and the gun of the Angel of Exorcism at the feet of the old man.

"Wait a minute, our weapons seem to be under the monster's body, can you lead it away?"

"can."

As Tallulah said this, she swung the sword in her hand and a fireball shot straight at Old Pen. Old Pen didn't think much about it, because to it, the fireball had limited lethality.

And this is indeed the case. Talulah's fireball did not cause much damage to the fire dragon, and did not even break his armor.

On the other side, Lao Peng was curious about why the human in front of him had horns on his head and a tail behind his back, and could also breathe fire.

However, it felt that since the human in front of it had already attacked it, it should at least fight back.

Then, wisps of flames escaped from the corners of Lao Pen's mouth. Lao Pen opened his mouth, but the flames...did not come out.

"Old spray! Just try and spray if you dare!"

Tu Fang's powerful voice came from a distant corner, scaring Lao Pen so much that he swallowed the anger that was already at his throat, and he couldn't help coughing.

"Old Dragon's smoky throat cough (cough cough cough.)"

The source of the sound, Tu Fang, saw that Lao Pen was about to spit fire, so he immediately jumped out to stop it.

If Lao Pen's fire were to burst out, it would be no small matter. Tu Fang knew very well how powerful Lao Pen's fire was. If Tallulah was stubborn enough to take it head-on... her body would be more or less ruined.

Therefore, Tu Fang didn't plan to continue watching the fun and jumped out directly. After him, Guigui and Xiaoke jumped out. After all, these two kids knew where Lao Pen came from.

In order to have some fun, Tu Fang naturally wouldn't let them rush forward to explain.

"Hoo-ho-ho-ho-cough-cough-cough-hoo-ho-ho! (Boss, you're finally here. What the hell is going on? And my throat is really uncomfortable right now. Remember to have more food later!)"

"(Roar, roar, roar) I know, I know, but forget about the extra meal, you just wanted to hit my wife!"

"Hoo!~? (Ah? So you like this, Boss!)"

Lao Pen looked at the horns on Tallulah's head and the tail behind her, and felt that he had discovered something...

Tu Fang listened to Lao Pen's somewhat inappropriate words but didn't say anything. He really wanted to rub Tallulah's tail... Of course, he was a serious person and he certainly couldn't say such things to himself.

At the same time, the others looked at Tu Fang and Lao Pen who were yelling at each other, and they all realized something. This thing was definitely related to Tu Fang.

Especially Tallulah, she knew some basic knowledge of Tu Fang. She estimated that the fire dragon in front of her, like Lezavog, was rubbed out by Tu Fang.

People just watched Tu Fang and the unknown fire dragon in front of them roaring at each other. After a while, the fire dragon walked to the junction of the beach and the woods like a free-range chicken and sat down.

On the other side, Tu Fang turned around and made an OK gesture to everyone, indicating that the matter had been resolved.

When Tu Fang turned around, he saw the people looking at him with stern faces, and... the Angel of Exia who was being pulled by Texas but looking at the spitting in the distance with shining eyes...

"I need an explanation."

Texas said this.

"Yes, Tu Fang needs you to explain what is going on."

Chen Huijie also echoed this.

Tu Fang had known that something like this would happen, of course, he hadn't figured out how to explain it, but he didn't take it to heart because he planned to continue to talk nonsense as usual.

After all, the explanation needs to be completely reasonable, while nonsense only needs to be partially reasonable, or it doesn't even need to be reasonable.

On the other side, except Chen Huijie, the others did not expect Tu Fang to really explain the situation.

After all, they all knew that everyone had their own secrets, such as Texas, and she knew that she also had things to hide, such as those things in Syracuse...

Then, Tu Fang started talking nonsense in front of everyone.

"Well...it all started with a friend of mine who runs a company in Colombia..."

The content of Tu Fang's nonsense was roughly that an ecological scientific expedition team under his friend was conducting a scientific expedition in the ocean. They accidentally encountered a storm and the expedition team members on the ship accidentally came to a Dragon Island.

There live many creatures on it that are not found on the land of Terra, and this fire dragon is one of the creatures captured during the subsequent scientific expedition to that Dragon Island.

Dragon Island exists, and so does that company (which Nancy had just built under Tu Fang’s orders). That Dragon Island may also be related to this company.

In a sense, this is reasonable nonsense.

No one believed Tu Fang's nonsense except Angel Neng. But it didn't matter. Except Chen Huijie, no one expected Tu Fang to tell the truth.

Just as Chen Huijie was about to open her mouth to ask more questions, she was held down by Tallulah.

"sister......"

"There are some things he is not comfortable talking about, and there is no need to ask so much. After all, that thing did not cause any major damage..."

"........All right."

Tallulah successfully dissuaded Chen Huijie. Among all the people present, she was the only one who could persuade Chen Huijie.

Although everyone still has many doubts, such as how did this dragon suddenly appear? And why can Tu Fang talk to this dragon?

But everyone was tactful and didn't say anything. As I said, who doesn't have a secret?

However, when everyone was about to disperse, Tu Fang pulled Chen Huijie out of Tallulah's hands.

"Sister Chen, didn't I say before that I was craving Tallulah's tail? That's the reason. This guy's tail is delicious!

Hey, everyone, look at me, I have something to announce! We are having fresh roasted dragon meat tonight!"

Chen Huijie: What is he talking about?

Tallulah: Hmm? Hmm!

Everyone's eyes turned to Tu Fang again, and then they saw him trotting over to the fire dragon again, patting his head with one hand and roaring.

The expression changed to something like coercion and inducement, and for some reason, although the fire dragon's expression did not change, everyone could see a strange feeling...

Then, the fire dragon stood up again and performed a tail-breaking trick in front of everyone...

"Xiao Ke, come over here and help me talk. We're going to have charcoal-grilled dragon tails tonight!"

Tallulah: I know what you mean, but it's easy for me to get cold feet when you talk like that...

"I am coming now!"

Xiao Ke knew how delicious the fire dragon's tail was, so, with shining eyes, he started to do hard labor for Tu Fang.

...............

"Well, that's about it...Xiao Ke, take your hand back!"

Tu Fang looked at the fire dragon meat sizzling on the grill and nodded, and then he saw the dirty little paws of a puppy.

"I know, I know. Even if I give you one piece, it won't work..."

Xiao Ke said this and retracted his dirty puppy claws.

"Go call Tallulah and the others over and tell them that dinner is ready."

"Yeah! Okay!"

In the short while that Xiao Ke went back and forth, Tu Fang was surrounded by people.

"Who of you will try it first?"

As Tu Fang said this, he picked up a piece of roasted dragon meat. The aroma emanating from it whetted his appetite.

"I'll come, I'll come!"

The Archangel said this and stuffed the piece of roasted meat into his mouth.

"Mm! It's delicious! It just tastes weird, but it's delicious!"

The Archangel nodded.

With the precedent set by the Archangel, everyone started to eat it and gave good reviews.

dong dong dong dong!

Lao Pen looked at everyone eating his roasted tail and felt a little greedy himself, so he walked to the side of the crowd step by step like a free-range chicken.

Tu Fang saw what the guy meant and threw a larger piece of barbecue over to him. Lao Pen took a bite of the meat and finally swallowed it.

Let out a cry of satisfaction.

“Roar, roar, roar (It’s worthy of being my tail, it tastes so delicious)”

............

Chen Huijie tasted the so-called roasted fire dragon tail meat. She now had some understanding of Tu Fang. The meat was indeed delicious.

But then again, Draco seems to have a nickname called Red Dragon, and Red Dragon is a Fire-Breathing Dragon, and Fire-Breathing Dragon and Fire Dragon are so similar...What does Sister Talulah's tail smell like, and what does my tail smell like?

As Chen Huijie ate like this, she couldn't help but let her imagination run wild.

Thinking about it..........

Wait, what weird things am I thinking about! How come I have become like that guy Tu Fang? I don’t want to think about it anymore. I don’t want to think about it anymore.

Chen Huijie thought so and shook his head.

...............

As Tallulah ate the meat, she felt a strange feeling for some reason.

This meat was indeed delicious, and she was also sure that the strange feeling did not come from this meat, but she just had a strange feeling.

As her tail swung, the strange feeling seemed to change, and she felt as if she knew where this strange feeling came from...

...............

"Burp~ It's so delicious! If you ask me, brother, whoever you marry in the future will be blessed to have such delicious food every day!"

The Archangel burped and sighed, then tried to stuff a few more slices of roasted dragon meat into his mouth.

"Ugh........."

When Tallulah heard this, she blushed and turned her back.

"Well, thank you for the compliment, but sister, in fact, this dragon meat has other uses besides being delicious!"

"Ok?"

The Angel was a little confused, and then everyone saw Tu Fang doing something that was courting death. Tu Fang inserted his palm into the red-hot charcoal fire with his bare hands without any protection, took out a piece of red-hot charcoal, and started playing with it in his hand.

That’s right, although this meal is not a proper cat meal, due to the ingredients, it still provides some buffs to everyone present, such as increased fire resistance.

"Sister! Go on!"

Tu Fang said this and threw the red-hot charcoal to the Archangel.

The Archangel took the charcoal without any hesitation, then held it in his hand and finished it. After a while, he threw it to another person.

The others who didn't have charcoal in their hands ran to the stove and took out a few pieces of red-hot charcoal.

Suddenly, dozens of flames appeared on the dark beach.

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