My Arknights Life Diary

Uh...what's wrong with me...what just happened?

Wait, why does my tail feel itchy?

Chen Huijie's consciousness gradually regained consciousness. She felt herself lying on the sofa, and her tail felt itchy.

She was puzzled, opened her eyes and looked behind her, then she saw Tu Fang biting her tail, and Tu Fang was biting both tails at the same time.

One was hers and the other was Tallulah's. Tu Fang's mouth was a little swollen due to the two tails, but he didn't seem to feel any discomfort.

When Chen Huijie saw this scene, her blood pressure rose again. She raised her foot and was ready to kick the guy away. However, she quickly calmed down and retracted her slightly raised foot.

She watched this scene without making any drastic movements. She just exerted force with her tail and pulled it out of Tu Fang's mouth.

Tu Fang noticed this, but he didn't care. The scales on Chen Huijie's tail were somewhat similar to fish scales, while Tallulah's were fine scales.

The taste of fish scales is far inferior to that of fine scales. He just bit Chen Huijie's tail because the tail was there and it would be a waste not to bit it.

Now that the tail had run away, he was too lazy to catch it again. After all, he still had Tallulah's tail which tasted better.

As a result, Chen Huijie escaped smoothly, while Tu Fang focused more on chewing Tallulah's tail.

The first thing Chen Huijie did after escaping from the predicament was to run to the bathroom, get a towel, and wipe the saliva off his tail.

Then, she sneaked over to Tallulah and asked in a low voice.

"Sister, what happened to Tu Fang? Why is he so drunk?"

"Uh...I don't know either. Tu Fang was like this when he was sent back."

Tallulah said this somewhat awkwardly.

"Okay, and Tu Fang... can you explain what's going on? Why is he interested in tails?"

Chen Huijie said this and glanced at Tu Fang, who was still chewing his tail.

"I don't know. I first put him on the bed to rest, but then I found that he was not obedient and seemed to be interested in my tail..."

Tallulah's voice became quieter and quieter, and her face became redder and redder.

"So, sister, you just gave it to him?"

Chen Huijie then spoke up.

Tallulah said nothing, but just nodded.

"you........."

Chen Huijie didn't know what to say for a moment.

"It's a rare occasion for him to take the initiative... and eating someone's tail, well... strictly speaking, it shouldn't be considered something too outrageous..."

"Wait, this is the first time he takes the initiative? Could it be that..."

Chen Huijie felt that some of his previous guesses seemed to have been overturned.

"Well, the previous times were basically when I took the initiative... well... or rather, our relationship should be that I was the one who approached him..."

Chen Huijie: Well, it’s not like, it’s just been overturned.

"How could you have the heart to do that to him? If you calculate the time, he wasn't even 20 years old at that time!"

Chen Huijie couldn't help but complain.

"But he was an adult by then, so I didn't think there was anything wrong with it."

Tallulah said this in a low voice, somewhat unconvinced.

"You, you! Oh! Forget it, anyway, how long should I let him chew on me?"

Chen Huijie was a little helpless. It turned out to be her sister's problem. She had been thinking about how this breakthrough thing had deceived her sister, but she didn't expect that the truth was that it was her sister who deceived Tu Fang!

Thinking of this, Chen Huijie looked at Tu Fang again. He was still chewing his tail.

"Hmm... I don't know. Let him chew it like this for now. I don't feel uncomfortable anyway. Besides... don't you think it's cute when Tu Fang chews his tail clumsily?"

Tallulah looked at Tu Fang who was chewing her tail with a doting look on her face and said this in a gentle tone.

Chen Huijie:..............

Chen Huijie looked at Tu Fang carefully now. He had dead eyes and was only busy chewing Tallulah's tail. She said he was cute..........

Chen Huijie is now completely certain that there is definitely something wrong with his sister!

Anyway, Chen Huijie herself couldn't see at all what was so cute about Tu Fang, who was currently chewing on her tail. It couldn't be that beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, right?

Click~

With the sound of the doorknob turning, the door opened again.

"Ah, Mr. Tu Fang, what a mess you have made again, subjecting yourself to a 'fatal' attack."

As soon as the door opened, Nancy's voice came into the room, and then Nancy saw Tu Fang chewing his tail.

In a very short moment, a hint of barely perceptible disgust appeared on her face.

I don't know if it's because I hate Tu Fang, a human being, for having nothing better to do and getting involved with animals, or because I hate Tu Fang for doing something stupid and dead again...

"Well, it looks like the storm has calmed down, but......"

Nancy said this under the gaze of Chen Huijie and Tallulah, and quickly found the side of the group, bent down, and carefully checked Tu Fang's condition.

"Tsk tsk, Mr. Tu Fang, you've done something terrible again!"

After a while, Nancy seemed to realize something, shook her head, and said this.

"Ah? Isn't Tu Fang drunk? Is he in any danger?"

When Tallulah heard Nancy's sigh, she immediately spoke with some concern.

"That's true, but you may not know that in this land, alcohol alone cannot make Mr. Tu Fang drunk.

His current situation... you can understand it as using something that can make inorganic matter like stone appear drunk."

"Uh...I don't seem to understand what you said. Can I understand that Tu Fang drank a super strong wine?"

Chen Huijie listened to Nancy's words and spoke with some confusion.

"Ah."

Nancy nodded without objection.

"So what should we do now? Will Tu Fang be in danger?"

"It won't be dangerous, it's just a little troublesome to deal with."

Nancy said this and dragged Tu Fang, and then... Tu Fang grabbed Tallulah's tail tightly and refused to let go... It seemed that he really liked Tallulah's tail.

For some reasons, Nancy could not take any coercive measures against Tu Fang, and the situation came to a standstill for a while, but this did not pose a problem for Nancy.

Nancy just grabbed out of thin air, and a tail that was 100% similar to Tallulah's tail appeared in her hand. Nancy quickly replaced the real tail in Tu Fang's mouth with a fake tail.

Afterwards, Tu Fang was dragged into the bathroom along with the fake tail. As Nancy closed the bathroom door and the sound of water running from the faucet was heard, the treatment in a sense officially began.

On the other side, Chen Huijie noticed that Nancy finally left. She had been holding it in for a long time, so she immediately asked Tallulah about some things about Nancy.

"Sister, do you know who that Nancy is? From my observation, she seems to be only interested in Tu Fang, and she seems to have everything under control.

By the way, your body was also created by Nancy, right? And you just saw it! She grabbed a fake tail exactly like yours out of thin air and it appeared in her hand.

So do you know who she is?"

Chen Huijie spoke a long paragraph in one breath, which showed how deeply she doubted Nancy.

"Well... I don't know the details, but you can probably think of her as... Tu Fang's ancestral housekeeper?"

Tallulah stroked her chin and spoke as she thought about it.

"what?"

Chen Huijie was even more confused

Ancestral housekeeper?

What a niche word.