Wilderness Redemption Tour
Chapter 96: Liquor
While Lin Yan was moving things, Hosea took a bottle of illegal liquor, spread his legs outward and walked towards the guard at the back door of the tavern.
As he walked, he said loudly in a slightly funny tone: "Gentlemen, gentlemen! We just came from the north. This town is really nice!"
"Hey." A guard raised his hand and greeted him.
"Hello, hello, my name is Melvin, and the one behind is my son, Fenton. Don't bother with him, and don't provoke him, he's not in good shape." Hosea raised his hand and pointed at his head. "He killed his mother, my wife, with his own hands a few years ago, but it wasn't entirely his fault."
"Let's not talk about him, guys, you...do you like money?"
He took out two one-dollar bills from his pocket and answered himself: "I think so. Everyone doesn't like money."
"Here, I'll give you one dollar each." After stuffing the money into the two people's pockets very naturally, Hosea told them his purpose. "To be honest, I want to go in and do some advertising. You can understand it as a new type of American art. This will ensure that everyone buys the right products."
One of the guards looked at the money in his hand and said hesitantly: "I don't know..."
"Well, I'll give you another dollar each." Hosea took out two more dollars and stuffed them into their hands. "We're only staying for half an hour. That's not enough time to do anything bad, right?"
Hosea was very good at reading people's expressions. When he saw that the two were interested, he immediately "incited" them, saying, "Go! Go! Take this money and enjoy yourself!"
After the two guards stood up from the steps and left, Hosea opened the back door and called to Lin Yan, "Come on, Fenton, let's distribute the wine to everyone."
As soon as he entered the tavern, the laughter of the drinkers in the lobby and the beautiful piano music all rushed into Lin Yan's ears. Lin Yan followed Hosea through the corridor and went straight to the bar of the tavern.
Perhaps due to the requirements of the mission, the bartender of the tavern was not in his original position, which saved a lot of trouble. At the instruction of Hosea, Lin Yan walked in with two boxes of illegal liquor.
"Gentlemen!" Hosea stood next to the bar, waving and speaking loudly to attract everyone's attention.
At his shout, the piano music stopped abruptly, and everyone's attention shifted to him.
"Gentlemen, my name is Melvin, and the one behind the bar is my son, Fenton." As soon as he came up, Hosea gave a brief introduction of himself and Lin Yan.
"Don't be fooled by his funny appearance. He's very skilled. In the next half hour, in this town and this tavern, all the wine I brought will be free!"
When he said that all the drinks were free, the pub suddenly erupted in cheers.
When the cheers died down a bit, Hosea continued, "You just need to drink as much as you can. So what are you waiting for? Come and drink quickly. Don't leave Fenton idle."
After walking to the bar, while bending down to put the wine in, Lin Yan looked up at the inside of the bar. In the partitions inside the bar, wine glasses of various sizes were neatly stacked. While Hosea was talking, he took out a bottle of illegal liquor from the box, and then took out all the smallest wine glasses behind the bar and lined them up on the bar.
Seeing the guests of the tavern rushing to the bar, Hosea was worried about trouble, so he added loudly: "Don't worry, everyone has a share, be careful not to provoke Fenton. Many people have made him angry, and now the grass on their graves is as tall as a person... It's really pitiful..."
The drinkers all thought he was joking, but after he finished laughing, the order became much better than before.
The cheerful piano music sounded again, and the only thing Lin Yan had to do behind the bar was to pour the wine. Each small wine cup only held a mouthful of wine, and before all the wine glasses on the bar were filled, the glasses with wine were snatched away.
"Oh, this wine is really strong!"
"Pour the wine quick, Fenton."
"Mr. Grey will be very unhappy about this."
Amid the admiration and urging of the drinkers, the bottle in Lin Yan's hand was empty before the second round was even finished.
"Give me another bottle, Fenton. We're all getting thirsty from waiting." Hosea also joined the ranks of those urging.
This time, Lin Yan directly took out two bottles of illegal liquor and started working left and right, thus suppressing the urging voices of the crowd.
"You're a very nice guy, Fenton, very nice!"
"This way, Fenton!"
"Oh, my wife will kill me, I just came out to buy some milk..."
Looking at the increasing number of empty wine bottles, Lin Yan silently complained: These wine addicts, it's only been a few minutes and the wine they brought is already gone.
Soon, all the wine was poured out. Amid the urging of the crowd, Hosea spoke to comfort them, "It doesn't matter if you didn't drink enough. We still have a whole cart of wine in the backyard. It was just a small test just now. Since everyone responded so enthusiastically to our wine, I decided to give away all the wine I brought today. If you want to drink, follow me to the back to get it."
This time, Lin Yan could clearly feel that everyone was a little drunk, because a second passed after Hosea finished speaking before the crowd burst into warm cheers again.
When Hosea led a group of people who could not even walk straight out the back door and towards the carriage, the two guards who had been guarding the back door were stunned.
"What's that old guy doing?"
"Who knows? Anyway, there's nothing wrong. We can just watch."
"Oh."
After getting the wine, most people chose to return to the pub, while the rest either held the bottles or simply left the pub with a whole box, shaking their heads.
Lin Yan wanted to ask Hexia if that was all that was needed, but when he thought of the rule that prohibited him from talking, he swallowed the words back.
How could Hosea not see what Lin Yan wanted to say? He patted Lin Yan on the back, pointed to the last box of illegal liquor left on the carriage and said, "Come on, Fenton, you haven't finished your work yet. Go back and pour wine for everyone."
I returned to the pub with the last box of wine. This time, there were less people gathered around the bar. Most of the people who had received the wine were toasting with people they knew.
As more and more wine was drunk, the atmosphere in the pub became more and more heated. As the piano music became more and more cheerful, many people hugged each other and danced, and some even stood on the table. Lin Yan even saw someone performing the "Invincible Hot Wheels" on the stairs leading to the second floor.
Just when the atmosphere reached its climax, there was a "bang" and the door of the tavern was pushed open by several people in Confederate uniforms.
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