Quick Wear: Villain Happiness System

Shen Yan had just opened his eyes and hadn't yet seen clearly where he was when a memory that didn't belong to him rushed into his brain, causing him to feel excruciating pain.

I don’t know how much time has passed???

The pain receded like the tide, but the memories in my mind were still not sorted out.

"A childish voice suddenly popped up in my mind: "Ding - System 333 is online, serving you wholeheartedly."

"Are you the system?" he asked in his heart.

"Hello, host. I am your system 333. I am happy to serve you."

"You brought me into this world?" Shen Yan said in a positive tone.

"Host, your body in the original world has died. I saved you."

Shen Yan recalled his memories of two lives, yes, two lives.

In the first life, he was an orphan in a certain Xia country and was adopted by an old man. His life was not rich, but he had enough food and drink. When he was 22 years old, he was hit by a car and died just after the funeral of the old man.

In his second life, he was in the world of cultivating immortals. When he traveled through time, he had just become an outer disciple of the Lingyun Sect. He had three spiritual roots and mediocre qualifications. At first, he thought he would be the protagonist of a good-for-nothing counterattack, but he ended up slapping himself in the face after 20 years, and was still in the foundation-building stage until his death.

The reason for his death was that he was slapped to death by a Jindan-stage monster when he entered the small secret realm.

I am a tragedy in capital letters!!

After sorting out the memories of this body, I realized that I had traveled into a novel.

He actually turned into Yang Lianting, the villain in The Smiling, Proud Wanderer. For the sake of power and status, he pretended to be in love with Dongfang Bubai, and finally caused Dongfang Bubai to be ambushed and killed in order to save him.

"Host, we are the Villain Happiness System. As long as the host can make the villain Dongfang Bubai's happiness value reach 100, you can pass the level."

"Host, come on!"

"Xiao San, are you a new system?"

If the system had expressions, it would be surprised now.

"Host, how do you know???"

"Besides, my name is not Xiao San, my name is 333."

"Got it, Xiaosan, if I complete the mission, will there be any reward?"

"The host can return to the living world and rebuild his body."

"But I don't have much attachment to reality! Let's change it."

"As long as the host does not fail in the mission, he can travel through infinite small worlds, enjoy endless life, and gain super strong mental power."

"After all this talk, isn't living long also working for you?"

"Forget it. I'm destined to be cannon fodder anyway. It doesn't matter whether I live or not."

"Host, don't think like that. There is a mall in the system. No matter what you can think of or not, it is all sold there. There will always be one you like."

In fact, this is the second time it has bound itself to a host. The first time was because the host failed in the mission and the points it earned were not enough to avoid punishment. Not long after it was born, it was locked up in a small dark room for fifty years and had just been released.

What if the new host doesn't do the mission? ? Or if the mission fails, won't he be imprisoned for another fifty years? ? ?

Shen Yan opened the system mall in his mind. It sold everything from steamed buns to nuclear weapons, martial arts secrets, and life fruits, but the panel was gray.

I saw that the score was zero.

"Xiao San, you don't have a newbie gift pack or anything like that. I don't have any points, what do you want me to buy?"

At this moment, the system was afraid that it would be locked up in the small dark room again, so it spoke hurriedly in a trembling voice.

"Host, there is no novice gift package in the system, but you can draw a talent award once, and I have 50 points, which I can lend to you first, but you must remember to return it to me after you complete the task."

Shen Yan thought that it was finally this moment. Hadn't he performed for so long just for this little bit of benefit?

If you want to die, that is absolutely impossible. Even ants are still surviving.

"We'll talk about it later! Transfer the points to me first."

After seeing the points arrive, Shen Yan searched carefully in the system mall and finally found it. The Qualification Pill, as the name suggests, is used to improve human qualification.

However, this thing can only be used in the martial arts world, and it doesn’t look too expensive, only 40 points.

Shen Yan bought it decisively.

Then I clicked on the lottery board and looked at the disc on it. There was no content written on it, only seven colors and different sizes.

Shen Yan clicked and the turntable started to turn.

Shen Yan immediately prayed, "Please bless me! Let me draw a big prize." He watched the arrow stop on the gold.

The white color occupies the largest area, and the gold color occupies the least area. It seems that I am finally lucky this time.

The winning content above also appeared, semen mutation (????)

"Xiao San, what's going on? Is your system legitimate or not?"

333 looked at the interface with a confused expression. The probability of winning the gold prize was less than one in ten thousand, but the host had already drawn it. But this reward...

Shen Yan also looked at 333 without replying. He guessed that he didn't know either. Forget it, never mind. It was a golden skill after all.

Shen Yan sorted out the plot. Dongfang Bubai's personality changed drastically after he castrated himself. He liked to dress like women and hated his male body.

Wang Lianting discovered her secret while she was taking a bath. In order to save her life, she even said that she had been in love with Dongfang Bubai for a long time.

At this point, the plot has just reached the point where Yang Lianting has become the chief steward of the Divine Religion and has built a small secluded cave for Dongfang Bubai to live in at the top of the Black Wood Cliff.

Shen Yan recalled the drama "Swordsman". He had watched several versions and the content was basically the same.

In order to practice the "Sunflower Manual", Dongfang Bubai castrated himself and developed peerless martial arts, becoming invincible in the world.

At this point, his yin and yang were reversed, and he became neither male nor female. During Ren Woxing's tenure as the head of the sect, he served as the Left Protector of Light. Later, he took advantage of Ren Woxing's infatuation in martial arts to launch a rebellion and imprisoned Ren Woxing in the dungeon of Meizhuang in West Lake.

Later, he favored the villain Yang Lianting and ignored teaching affairs.

In the end, in the battle with Linghu Chong, Ren Woxing and others, Ren Yingying held her male favorite Yang Lianting hostage. Dongfang Bubai was distracted by saving Yang Lianting and was killed by Linghu Chong and Ren Woxing and fell off the Black Wood Cliff.

After recalling the plot, Shen Yan wondered why he ended up in Yang Lianting's body.

"Host, the characters you wear are basically those who are involved with the protagonist and can better complete the mission."

Shen Yan thought about it and it made sense. Yang Lianting was probably the best person to get close to Dongfang Bubai and complete the task.

"Xiao San, how do you know I can complete this task? What if I'm straight and homophobic?"

"Host, before binding, I have scanned your sexual orientation. You prefer men."

Well, I’m not straight, but I’ve never had a boyfriend.

When I watched TV dramas and read novels in the past, everyone liked the female lead, but I was different. I liked the supporting male lead, and the more miserable he was, the more I loved him.

I just hate that the male and female protagonists have no vision. If it were me, I would definitely take the male supporting characters to bed for three days and three nights.

Oops, I was thinking in the wrong direction.