The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir

Liu Yaoyao and the guard walked into the secret passage. Seeing the light gradually getting bigger, the joy in Liu Yaoyao's heart gradually grew.

Closer, closer, closer!

I saw one foot taking a step towards freedom, but it was blocked by a shadow.

Liu Yaoyao raised her eyes and saw that it was Liu Jingshu.

MMP!

This makes it impossible for people to live!

The damn heroine can’t be killed or hidden!

Liu Yaoyao tightened one leg, she didn't want to be struck by lightning again.

However, the sky outside was clear and there was no sign of thunder at all.

Liu Yaoyao was delighted and took another step forward, cursing all the words she could think of in her mind.

There was still no sign of thunder in the sky.

Liu Yaoyao suspected that it was because she was not standing completely in the sun.

In order to verify her guess, Liu Yaoyao asked with a smile on her face: "It turns out to be my sister, what a coincidence!"

But in his heart, he cursed Liu Jingshu to death again.

The strange thing is that every time there was a hint of such a curse, there would be a bolt from the blue.

She cursed like this today, but God didn't react at all.

This is unscientific!

The corners of Liu Yaoyao's mouth twitched, and she forced out a smile that was uglier than crying, thinking to herself:

"Has even God learned to be selectively deaf these days?

Or is it that I, Liu Yaoyao, will finally rise from the serf's throne and sing, escaping the fate of being a supporting actress for ten thousand years?"

She rolled her eyes and figured it out.

In this case, why not turn the tables?

"Oh, sister, you are standing here like a fairy, shining so brightly that the exit of my secret passage is overshadowed!"

Liu Yaoyao covered her heart exaggeratedly with an expression of "deep shock", as if she was really blinded by Liu Jingshu's beauty.

Liu Jingshu frowned slightly when she heard this, and she was obviously confused by her sister who did not play by the rules.

But he soon returned to his signature gentle smile:

"Sister is such a jokester. Let's get out of here quickly so that father won't worry."

"Father? Didn't your father die in an accident on the way to the exam?"

Liu Yaoyao pretended to be exaggerated and made a gesture of "Why are you so unfilial?" The look on her face was enough to make people laugh so hard that their abdominal muscles hurt.

The guard was watching on in amazement, thinking to himself.

"The Liu sisters are more interesting than each other, especially the eldest daughter, who is simply a walking joke teller!"

Just as they were about to leave, Liu Yaoyao suddenly stopped and spoke to Liu Jingshu in a mysterious tone.

"Sister, do you know why both Lei Gong and Dian Mu are on vacation today?"

Liu Jingshu looked confused and shook her head.

"Oh, by the way, sister, you haven't told me yet, what happened to your father?"

Liu Jingshu rolled her eyes and said: You will know when you go back.

He turned around and left without looking back.

Liu Yaoyao looked at Liu Jingshu's playful look of rolling her eyes and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This deceased little beauty is really interesting.

She just didn't believe that she, a person who had accumulated thousands of years of wisdom, could not defeat a green tea bitch.

She deliberately raised her voice and shouted in an exaggerated tone.

"Hey, don't be impatient, sister. I'm just worried that you won't have a chance to talk, so I'm trying to warm you up first! We two sisters haven't seen each other for so long, we have to have some topics to talk about, right?"

The guard was trying to hold back his laughter so hard that his face turned red.

This young lady is really capable of making trouble, but seeing the two of them like this is even more exciting than those palace fighting dramas!

Liu Jingshu had no intention of stopping.

Liu Yaoyao simply took a step forward and chased after her, muttering as she ran: "Sister, sister, wait for me!"

Liu Jingshu was extremely annoyed and walked even faster.

Liu Yaoyao screamed even louder.

"How about I tell you a joke and make sure you don't get angry after listening to it?"

Without waiting for Liu Jingshu to respond, Liu Yaoyao continued telling jokes that she thought were very funny.

There was a turtle that crawled and crawled until it reached the seaside. Suddenly, it saw a crab walking sideways on the beach.

The turtle asked curiously, "Brother Crab, why are you walking sideways?" The crab glared at him.

"Are you stupid? I'm practicing the crab walk to prepare for this year's 'Hurry and Dominate' competition!"

The turtle suddenly understood what was going on, and then...

Liu Yaoyao laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

Liu Yaoyao's laughter was like thunder on a summer afternoon, shaking the entire dungeon as if it were about to tremble.

Until she was gently sent to sleep by the sudden "machete symphony".

The world returned to peace, leaving only a hint of embarrassment and helplessness in the air.

Well, my ears are finally quiet.

Liu Jingshu gently brushed off the non-existent dust on her sleeves.

Look, this is the price of competing with people whose IQ is not online.

If you laugh too loudly, you may easily sprain your waist, oh no, it’s sprain your head.

"Princess Han, didn't you just want to keep her locked up? Why did you build a secret passage to let her think she could escape, and then catch her in the act?"

Liu Jingshu rolled her eyes at the guard.

"The more you know, the worse it does you!"

The guard shrank back and obediently carried Liu Yaoyao and followed Liu Jingshu.

The princess' train of thought is even more complicated than twists and turns!

Humph, this secret passage is not just for fun.

It would be so boring if we just locked her up.

You have to give her some light of hope and then extinguish it with your own hands. This is called psychological warfare!

Let her jump back and forth between hope and despair, and experience the roller coaster of life. That's what excitement is!

The guard was stunned by what he heard and secretly admired him.

The princess's psychological tactics are even more profound than the art of war. I have to learn from her in the future.

The group continued to move forward, and Liu Jingshu did not forget to look back at the unconscious Liu Yaoyao.

Make sure this person doesn't suddenly wake up and cause trouble.

Liu Jingshu waved her hand, signaling her subordinates to be careful and not let this "experimental subject" be eliminated early.