The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir

Ling Chenyu's brows were furrowed so tightly that they could pinch a mosquito to death.

I muttered to myself, "Did this guy take the wrong medicine today or forget to bring his IQ online? No matter how I look at him, he gives off an aura of 'something is wrong with me but I won't say it'."

Just as he squinted his eyes, trying to catch a spark of reason in Zhou Xuan's flickering eyes, the plot took a sharp turn without warning.

Zhou Xuan suddenly jumped up, as if the funny soul sealed in his body was instantly activated.

He took a deep breath, clasped his hands together, and made a pious prayer, muttering:

“Heaven and earth, please help me, Ling Chenyu, take this, don’t cry out in pain!”

Then, he suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes wide open, as if he was about to shoot out two lasers that could kill all troubles in an instant.

Then, in hilarious slow motion, he slowly raised his right hand and spread his palm flat.

It was like a hero in a martial arts novel about to display his astonishing and unique skills.

The corners of Ling Chenyu's mouth twitched, and his inner OS was scrolling frantically.

"What kind of move is this? Are you going to show me a 'Friendship Face-Breaking Fist' or a 'Love Touch'?

Please, we are teammates, we can't play like this!"

Just as Ling Chenyu was about to dodge and save his handsome face first.

Zhou Xuan's "unique skills" finally approached his face at a snail's pace.

At that moment, the air seemed to freeze, and even time was in silence for this absurd confrontation.

However, at that critical moment, Zhou Xuan's palm suddenly stopped less than one centimeter away from Ling Chenyu's nose.

Then it turned in an exaggerated arc and tapped him lightly on the shoulder.

"Hey Hey!"

Zhou Xuan had a smug look on his face, with an inexplicable silly smile on his lips. His smile was so bright that it could stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.

No matter how Ling Chenyu looked at it, Zhou Xuan looked like a fool.

Ling Chenyu was stunned for a full half second, his brain circuits worked at the speed of light, and he came to the conclusion instantly.

This guy Zhou Xuan must be "possessed" by some unknown funny energy, just like those animals on the road that are controlled by mysterious forces.

"Hey, Zhou Xuan, what kind of cosplay are you doing? Or have you suddenly awakened some hidden skills and are ready to become a super funny warrior?"

While teasing, Ling Chenyu tried to use his eyes to awaken the normal soul in Zhou Xuan, and at the same time did not forget to push the "cat alien" who was pretending to be dead in his arms.

"Meow Star Boss, please, use your Meow Star magic and kill these funny energies with just one look!"

Ling Chenyu prayed silently in his heart, hoping that the cat could solve all problems with just a sharp look like it did last time.

However, the cat just lazily blinked its cat eyes that seemed to be able to see through everything in the world.

The corners of his mouth seemed to curl up with a subtle arc of "you seem to be making me laugh", and then...

It found an extremely comfortable posture again, and just lay in Ling Chenyu's arms like Ge You, motionless.

Ling Chenyu looked up at the sky speechlessly, muttering silently in his heart.

"These days, even cats have started to learn to enjoy life, but as a cat owner, I still have to worry about it. The world is really going downhill!"

Just as Ling Chenyu was about to raise his hands in surrender, the noise suddenly escalated again as if it had been injected with chicken blood.

The volume of the noise soared, reaching the limit of Ling Chenyu's eardrums.

He was surprised to find that the shadow guards who were supposed to carry out their mission seriously had abandoned their identities as "men in black" and started dancing street dance crazily.

Their dance steps were so strange and their movements were so exaggerated, as if their bodies were controlled by some mysterious force.

In the end, he even rolled and jumped on the ground without caring about his image.

As they danced, they also shouted slogans in unison: "Down with the Shenying Army!"

The expressions on the faces of Ling Chenyu, Zhou Xuan and the cat gradually changed from initial surprise to confusion.

In the end, the three faces were frozen in a state of confusion: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

They looked at each other and reached a consensus without saying a word: Let's not get involved in this mess!

However, fate seemed to particularly enjoy playing jokes on them, always catching them off guard when they were preparing to retreat.

Just as they were about to sneak away, they were suddenly hit by a powerful force.

Accompanied by a shrill noise, a "person" wearing flowery shorts and a green hat strode in front of them.

This person's outfit is so weird that it is hard to look at.

There were all kinds of strange patterns printed on the flowery shorts, and the green hat was bright green, as if it could emit green light at any time and illuminate the whole world.

In his hand, he was holding a weapon that looked powerful but was actually quite funny.

It was a giant, colorful lollipop with a sparkly candy on the top.

As soon as Flower Pants entered the room, without saying a word, he raised the "lollipop weapon" in his hand and smashed it towards Ling Chenyu, Zhou Xuan and the cat.

This sudden attack stunned the three of them for a moment.

They forgot to run away and watched the huge lollipop draw a beautiful arc in the air and head straight for their heads.

"This... this is an indiscriminate attack!"

Ling Chenyu was wailing in his heart. He really couldn’t understand what was going on in this world.

Why would a seemingly normal person suddenly become such a idiot and chaotic person?

Just as the lollipop was about to touch their heads, a miracle happened.

The cat suddenly jumped out of Ling Chenyu's arms.

Its flexible body drew a graceful arc in the air and actually bit the top of the lollipop.

Then... then...

It began to lick leisurely, as if it had completely forgotten the chaotic environment around it.

Ling Chenyu was stunned, his jaw almost dropped to the ground, and his eyes were bigger than copper bells, as if he had witnessed some incredible miracle.

He muttered to himself: "Is this still the cat I know who is lazy all day long, basks in the sun when he has nothing to do, and occasionally pretends to be dead to amuse people? This is simply the Flash of the cat world!"

The cat was now drawing a graceful arc in the air at an incredible speed.

He easily snatched the "lollipop weapon" from Flower Pants' hand, then landed steadily on the ground and licked his paw gracefully.

The look seemed to say, "Humph, a piece of cake, not worth mentioning."

Flowered Pants, at this moment, no longer had that devilish smile from before. His face was full of surprise and admiration, as if he had seen aliens invading the earth.

He clapped his hands, but this time there was more sincerity and respect in his laughter.

"Wow, hahaha, I've really opened my eyes today. It turns out cats can have such an awesome side! I admire you so much!"

After saying that, he even pretended to clasp his fists, and his funny look made Ling Chenyu couldn't help laughing out loud.

Ling Chenyu finally stopped laughing and patted the kitten in his arms.

"My cat friend might be a hidden martial arts master! We have to be careful next time. If he gets upset one day, we'll be in big trouble!"

The cat seemed to understand what he said, and turned its head away proudly, ignoring them.

It was as if he was saying, "Humph, you want me to teach you? No way! Unless you return my 'lollipop weapon' to me first!"

Seeing this, Ling Chenyu laughed again.

Although this cat looks lazy at ordinary times, it is a reliable partner at critical moments.

Just then, a noise suddenly came from not far away.

Immediately afterwards, a group of neatly-dressed uniformed Shenying Army soldiers rushed in.

They were holding weapons and had serious expressions on their faces, and it was obvious that they were here to carry out some important mission.

When Ling Chenyu saw this situation, his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

I thought: "This is bad. Could it be that because we are with this cat, the Shenying Army thinks we are their accomplices?"

Hua Kucha also saw this scene, and the expression of admiration on his face instantly turned into nervousness.

He grabbed Ling Chenyu and Zhou Xuan and pleaded in a low voice.

"Quick! Hide quickly! These Divine Shadow Army are not to be trifled with!"

After saying that, he pulled Ling Chenyu, Zhou Xuan, and the cat and hid in a corner of a teahouse.

They held their breath, fearing that they would be discovered by the Divine Shadow Army.

However, the soldiers of the Divine Shadow Army seemed to have eyes and saw where they were hiding at a glance.

They shouted, "Don't hide! Come out! We are the gods of war! Ying, you are surrounded!"

Ling Chenyu became even more nervous.

"It's over now! Looks like we're going to have to stage a 'great escape'!"

The cat seemed unusually calm at this moment.

It scanned the surrounding soldiers with its eyes that seemed to be able to see through everything.

He licked his paws gently, as if to say, "Humph, these mortals still want to catch me? How naive!"