The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir
Chapter 527: Set off quickly
Some of them pretended to swing their swords, but actually slipped and made a "sliding attack".
Some of them would shout "Look at my unique secret, the buttocks leaning back like a wild goose falling on the sand" while tripping the enemy to the ground in an extremely indecent posture.
Although these moves seemed absurd, the soldiers fell down one after another as if they were under a curse and coordinated extremely well. The scene was once very funny and harmonious.
"Hey, hey, hey, are you guys undercover agents sent by the enemy? How come you are so coordinated?"
Ling Chenyu shouted in a serious tone, but in fact, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he was obviously very satisfied with his friends' "creative swordsmanship".
At this moment, Liu Jingshu discovered something and she shouted: Hurry, catch Ling Chenyu!
Ling Chenyu shouted innocently.
"Oh, it's unfair! I'm just using my unique way to promote friendly exchanges between the two armies!"
After saying this, he even made a "world peace" gesture.
When the friends heard this, they all gathered around.
Some pretended to catch Ling Chenyu, while others cheered on the side.
"Yes, catch him and give him a promotion!"
For a moment, there was another burst of laughter on the battlefield.
Even the originally serious soldiers were infected by the joyful atmosphere and joined the ranks of "capturing Ling Chenyu".
When Ling Chenyu saw this, he immediately put oil on his feet, as if there were springs installed on his feet, and instantly jumped five meters away.
He moved as swiftly as a monkey that had just escaped from the circus.
While running, he did not forget to turn back and shout, his tone full of dramatic exaggeration.
"Hey, hey, hey, you guys, stop just lying on the ground and pretending to be dead!
Are you playing the 'pretend to be a scarecrow' game?
Come and help me! I am racing against time and fighting against fate!"
His voice echoed among the trees, with a hint of humor and amusement.
It was as if he was not on the run, but hosting a joyful show.
There was even a weird smile on his face.
Liu Jingshu chased after him relentlessly, and the "cruelness" in her eyes was actually more like a complex interweaving of emotions.
"Ling Chenyu, stop right there!"
Ling Chenyu became even more excited when he heard Liu Jingshu's voice.
He ran and looked back, making a big face.
After saying this, he deliberately stopped and made an exaggerated curtain call gesture, as if he had really performed a wonderful comedy on stage.
Liu Jingshu was actually amused by his sudden "curtain call".
She stopped, held her stomach and laughed out loud.
"Hahaha, Ling Chenyu, you are so funny!"
When Ling Chenyu heard this, he immediately put on an expression of "wronged".
"Oh, you are wronging me!
However, next, the King will..."
After saying this, he started his "escape journey" again.
Ling Chenyu and his group looked exhausted, like refugees returning from a disaster.
When they finally stepped onto the rural border of Yun Country, Ling Jinhan and Liu Jingshu seemed to have just woken up from a dream. They slapped their foreheads and sighed in unison.
"Oops, it seems we have lost the best opportunity to catch him!"
Ling Jinhan's handsome face was twisted into the shape of a bitter gourd at this moment. He looked at the leisurely cloud in the sky, feeling very disappointed.
"Where is the wisdom and courage we promised? How come we are like that slow cloud and missed the opportunity?
Is it because I was so engrossed in the journey that I wasted all the time? "
Liu Jingshu was stroking her long hair which had become a little messy due to the long-distance run.
At the same time, she looked at Ling Jinhan with a look that said, "I hate myself for being so beautiful but not smart enough."
"Telling a joke? That's not a joke at all. It's a joke that's cold enough to freeze a bunch of snakes to death! I think we've lost our sense of direction because of your sense of humor."
Ling Chenyu listened to the two people blaming each other and a sarcastic smile appeared on his lips.
"These two are funny. They usually love to bicker with each other, but they are also good at falling apart at critical moments."
He still maintained the dignity of a captain on his face and interrupted their daily bickering with a light cough.
"Ahem, then we'll meet again if we're destined to. If we're destined to meet again, I'll have to show you my skills again and let you know what it means to be 'who can compete with Chen Yu once he appears'!"
After Ling Chenyu was so proud, his tail almost reached the sky.
With his group of younger brothers who also looked "the coolest", he walked as if he was attending a fashion week, elegantly and domineeringly disappearing in the eyes of Ling Jinhan and Liu Jingshu, which were full of doubt and a hint of admiration.
As soon as he reached a safe area, Ling Chenyu immediately jumped off his horse.
Her movements are so agile that she could have competed in the Olympic gymnastics competition.
With a pious look on his face, he bowed deeply towards the "shining, majestic and domineering" armor, muttering something.
"Thank you, father-in-law, for coming down from the sky and saving me. You are like my guardian angel and timely rain! I am honored to be your son-in-law!"
When Gan Chenggong in the "Armor" heard this, he almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
He stopped with difficulty, taking off the heavy armor while complaining.
"You kid, you are usually as clever as a monkey, what's wrong with you today?
Did you forget to take medicine when you went out this morning, or did your head get caught in the door? How could you be so confused like a novice driver on the road, and almost end up in a scene of "trying to get the skin of a tiger, only to be eaten by it" with Liu Jingshu? "
When Ling Chenyu heard this, his expression changed faster than the Peking Opera face-changing.
He scratched his head and chuckled.
"Father-in-law, what you said is wrong. I was just impulsive and hot-blooded.
You also know that I am a kind-hearted person who is always willing to help others. If I see a beautiful woman in trouble, I will naturally help her.
But this time, hehe, I used too much force and almost got myself into trouble."
Gan Chenggong rolled his eyes and said unhappily.
"Come on, don't I know your little tricks?
Isn't it just about wanting a hero to save a beauty, and then have a wonderful encounter between the beauty and the hero?
Next time, remember that even if you are a hero saving a beautiful girl, you should consider your own abilities. Don’t end up being the one who fails to save the beautiful girl and ends up being the one who becomes a ‘bear’! ”
When Ling Chenyu heard this, he immediately dropped his head and muttered softly.
"Father-in-law, your words are hurtful. I am your son-in-law, how can you say that to me?"
Gan Chenggong curled up a smile, patted Ling Chenyu on the shoulder, and said earnestly.
"Alright, alright, I'm just kidding. But you have to remember that a true hero doesn't rely on momentary impulse or recklessness, but requires wisdom, courage, and responsibility.
Next time you have such an opportunity, remember to use your brain before you act.”
When Ling Chenyu heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he patted his chest to make the promise.
"Father-in-law, don't worry, I will remember your teachings and strive to become a true hero as soon as possible, so that you can also be proud of me!"
After saying that, the two smiled at each other, and Ling Chenyu regained his former vitality, as if the little episode just now had never happened.
In the following days, Ling Chenyu seemed to be full of energy and was busy all day long.
Not only does he have to practice martial arts and improve his strength, he also has to study military strategies and prepare for future battles.
Of course, he did not forget to occasionally get together with Liu Jingshu, Ling Jinhan and others to show off his new achievements or listen to their gossip.
That day, Ling Chenyu was hiding in the study, staring at a map, when he suddenly heard a noise coming from outside.
He frowned and thought, "Who is this? Why is he here to cause trouble in the middle of the day instead of letting people sleep?"
He pushed the door open and saw Liu Jingshu and Ling Jinhan standing outside. They were holding a few jars of wine in their hands and had smug smiles on their faces.
"Hey, isn't this our General Ling? Why are you thinking about how to defeat us again?"
Liu Jingshu joked.
Ling Chenyu rolled his eyes and said unhappily.
"Defeat you? Am I, Ling Chenyu, that kind of person? I am studying how to destroy you. Do you understand?"
Ling Jinhan smiled but said nothing. He knew that although Ling Chenyu liked to joke around, he actually cared about them very much.
"Alright, alright, stop explaining. We know you're a good person."
Liu Jingshu patted Ling Chenyu on the shoulder and handed him the wine.
"Come on, let's have a drink to our friendship!"
Ling Chenyu took the wine, wiped his mouth, and said, "Are you going to use poison?"
Liu Jingshu and Ling Jinhan looked at each other, then looked mysterious.
"Do you think we would be so stupid? We are here to tell you a secret. We recently found a clue about Liu Yaoyao. She is now being held hostage by Ling Ze and has entered Chengguo."
"Is this true?" Ling Chenyu's eyes lit up immediately when he heard it, as if he saw countless gold and silver treasures waving at him.
"Of course it's true. We saw it with our own eyes."
Ling Jinhan added on the side.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" Ling Chenyu said impatiently.
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