The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir

"Hey, man, that thing you have in your hand is pretty cool, can you show it to us?"

When the monster opened its mouth, it spoke in a standard human voice with a hint of Beijing dialect, which made Ling Chenyu almost burst out laughing.

Ling Chenyu suppressed his smile, nodded with satisfaction, and felt secretly glad in his heart.

Hey, these days, even monsters can speak human language. If this happened in the Yunling Continent, wouldn’t it be treated as a monster and captured?

As he thought about it, he glanced at his companions around him out of the corner of his eye.

They all had their eyes wide open, their mouths opened wide enough to fit an egg, and they were obviously shocked by this sudden "conversation between humans and animals".

"Hey man, where did you get this bead? It looks like it has a very interesting origin."

The monster seemed determined to get the bead in Ling Chenyu's hand. While continuing to get close to him, it cautiously moved forward a few steps.

That posture was just like that of a street thug who was trying to get some benefits.

Seeing this, Ling Chenyu secretly calculated in his heart.

"This monster may seem rough and unruly, but it is actually very thoughtful and must be a difficult character. However, no matter how difficult a character is, he cannot resist the temptation of the treasure."

He deliberately kept the secret and said with a smile.

"You, a demon beast, have good taste. However, this bead cannot be given to just anyone. You must first tell me who you are and whether you are qualified to own it."

When the monster heard this, he immediately became unhappy and raised his eyebrows.

"Hey, kid, you're quite good at showing off. I'm the king of the forest, the tiger roars and the wind blows, and all the beasts are terrified. Do you think I'm qualified?"

As it spoke, it deliberately puffed out its chest, and it looked as if it was about to stage a "forest battle" in the next second.

When Ling Chenyu heard this, he almost laughed out loud.

"You, a demon beast, are quite good at flattering yourself. But since you care so much about your reputation, I will grant you a favor this time."

He nodded in mock seriousness.

"Well, your title of the King of the Forest sounds quite impressive to me, much more famous than Er Gouzi from the Wang family at the entrance of the village.

But, just having a title is not enough, you have to show some real ability and let me see whether your title as the king of the forest is just for show.

How about this, if you can take three of my moves.

Oh no, considering your seemingly fragile body, two and a half moves will do, and the bead will be yours. I guarantee it will be fair to everyone, and it can be used on monsters as well."

The monster's eyes suddenly widened to larger than copper bells, flashing with greed.

But in an instant, disdain appeared in its eyes.

This human being, with not even a pound of flesh on his body, wants to defeat me in just two and a half moves. He is simply dreaming.

Just wait and see, it will be able to wear this bead and walk majestically in the mountains and forests, making all the small animals tremble in fear.

Thinking of this scene, the monster nodded rapidly, at a speed comparable to that of the stone mill of Old Li's family at the village entrance.

"Okay, two and a half moves, but don't come crying to your mother when the time comes!

I don’t get the title of the King of the Forest for nothing. I have thick skin and flesh, so even if the old blacksmith at the entrance of the village comes with his big hammer, he will have to think twice! "

As it said this, it put on an attitude of "Come on, show me".

With its limbs on the ground and its tail raised high, it looks like a peacock preparing to participate in a beauty pageant.

It's just that the temperament is a little bit off.

It was muttering to itself: This human, with his thin arms and legs, probably can't even catch a claw from my neighbor Xiaohua, let alone three moves? Two and a half moves would have made him breathless.

Ling Chenyu's lips curled up into a sly smile that was so cunning that it looked like oil could drip out of it, and his eyes flashed with a light that said "everything is under control".

"Hey, you monster, have you taken the bait? Looks like we can have an extra meal for dinner today. No, let's have some extra drama!

Get ready for your "surprise", it is guaranteed to be unforgettable for you, oh no, the kind that you will want to experience again in your next life!"

After saying that, Ling Chenyu slowly took out a book called "Thirty-Six Strategies to Teasing Beasts" from his arms. The cover had turned yellow, but it still exuded the "light of wisdom".

He gently flipped open the first page, which read: "Playing hard to get, taking advantage of the situation."

When the monster saw it, it was stunned.

Could this human being be a hidden academic master?

No, I have to be careful and not be fooled by these fancy tricks!

Just as the monster was full of questions and was about to enter the "first level combat alert" state, Ling Chenyu suddenly shouted.

"Watch this, the first move - 'Invincible Tickle'!"

Then, Ling Chenyu stretched out his fingers and gently scratched the monster's armpits.

The monster trembled all over and almost couldn't help laughing like a pig.

His eyes widened even wider, and his face was full of confusion: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

"Hahaha, your 'Invincible Tickle' move is really...really...haha, it's hard to defend against!"

The monster laughed while trying to maintain the dignity of a king, but its shaking body and funny expression had already exposed its inner thoughts.

Ling Chenyu laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground.

"Haha, you passed the first move so easily. It seems that your title of the king of the forest is really well-deserved!"

The following "battle" was filled with laughter and joy.

Ling Chenyu stood there, like a master who was about to step onto the comedy stage.

Although he didn't have a microphone in his hand, his confidence and sense of humor were enough to make the entire forest tremble.

He opened the "Thirty-Six Strategies for Entice Beasts" which had turned yellow with the wear and tear of time. Every page seemed to contain endless wisdom and laughter.

"The second move, 'The Soul-Bewitching Technique'!"

Ling Chenyu whispered mysteriously, and then took out a piece of rag from his arms that he had picked up from somewhere.

It is covered with strange symbols, like a spell totem of some ancient tribe.

He shook the cloth at the monster seriously, chanting: "Om Mani Padme Hum, monsters, please go away! No, no, it's the monster! Monster, don't be in a daze!"

The monster widened its eyes and looked at Ling Chenyu's performance in confusion. The confusion in its heart could fill the entire cave.

But at this moment, Ling Chenyu suddenly shouted: "Stop!"

With a sudden wave of his hand, the rag landed squarely on the monster's face.

The monster was instantly stunned by this sudden "mysterious power". With its eyes covered, it could only wave its claws helplessly, making "woooo" sounds from its mouth, like a child being teased by a prank.

Ling Chenyu almost got a stitch in his side from laughing. He patted his belly and pointed at the monster.

"Haha, you, the king of the forest, have come to this day!"

The next "third move, 'Invisibility Technique'" made the monster laugh and cry.

Ling Chenyu actually took out a piece of transparent plastic cloth, draped it over himself, and announced that he was "invisible".

Then he swaggered back and forth in front of the monster, deliberately making all kinds of exaggerated movements, trying to make the monster "invisible" to him.

The monster was stunned for a moment, then it realized that it was clearly being teased!

It leaped suddenly and knocked Ling Chenyu to the ground, but the strength was controlled just right and there was no intention to hurt him at all.

The two people (oh no, one man and one beast) rolled on the ground, their laughter echoed throughout the mountains and forests, even the birds in the trees were startled and flew away.

They seemed to be protesting collectively: "Hey, you two, can you please consider the ears of us, the audience?"

When it comes to the "fourth posture, 'buttocks backwards and flat on the sand,'" Ling Chenyu brings out his funny attributes to the extreme.

He imitated the moves in martial arts novels, made an exaggerated and funny pose, and shouted:

"Look at my peerless martial arts!"

Then, he fell to the ground in an extremely indecent posture, with his butt facing the sky and his limbs kicking around, like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

The monster was stunned, then burst into earth-shaking laughter, even laughing to the point of tears.

It finally understood that this seemingly frail human was actually a hidden dog-walking expert (ah, it’s not a dog, it’s the king of the forest), completely different from all the opponents it had met before.

Finally, when Ling Chenyu announced, "All 36 strategies for amusing the beast have been used up, and the beads are yours," the monster was already laughing so hard that it couldn't straighten its back.