The female cannon fodder in the book, the villain instantly turned into a pitiful and coquettish gir

Liu Jingshu led a large part of the King Han’s army, and like a group of rabbits being driven by the cold winter wind, they quickly jumped to the gate of the capital.

The speed was so fast that even the old cat napping on the city wall didn't have time to blink.

The soldiers of King Han, each wearing silver armor and holding cold iron spears, set up camp in the suburbs of Beijing.

The scene was like a shining silver necklace surrounding the imperial city, with a circle of "No Road Allowed" signs attached.

It was so lively inside the imperial city.

The ministers were as anxious as ants on a hot pan, running around in circles.

Some even tried to use fans to cool down, as if this could blow away the crisis.

Queen Wen Yaner, the former princess and now the master of the harem.

She was a smart person. As soon as she saw the opportunity, she immediately switched from the "resentful woman mode" in the harem to the "strong woman mode who takes on tasks in times of crisis".

Speaking of which, Wen Yaner has been in high spirits recently. Why?

Because she was pregnant with another baby, the imperial physician came to congratulate her and said it was a dragon seed, a boy!

At this moment, her back was as hard as steel, and she walked with the wind, feeling that she had one foot halfway onto the throne.

But the truth is always so unexpected.

No one can guess what Wen Yaner is thinking.

Hey, that piece of meat in her belly might be a "mixed-blood little prince"!

No one knew about this except her and the unknown "Old Wang next door".

She stepped forward not to be a "firefighter" nor because she had any deep friendship with Ling Muxiao.

The abacus in her mind was clacking.

To put it bluntly, it's all for myself, for the "baby" in my belly who doesn't even know who its father is.

Wen Yan'er stood in the hall, her posture like a principal who was about to give a speech on stage, her face serious yet somewhat proud.

"My dear gentlemen, please don't panic. I have a brilliant plan!"

When the ministers heard this, they were grumbling in their hearts.

"Your brilliant plan, isn't it? You're thinking of how to use us, the 'spectacular crowd', as 'cannon fodder'?"

Then, Wen Yaner started a series of "brain-opening" operations.

"Build a harem of women", "Use delicious food to seduce the enemy".

The ministers were stunned when they heard this, and felt mixed emotions.

Listen, these are some ideas.

The old tutor, the prime minister and other ministers shook their heads and tremblingly refuted.

If this scene were made into a TV series, it would definitely be a "palace version of "The Croods"".

It's both silly and funny, making people laugh until their stomachs hurt, but one cannot help but admire Wen Yaner's imagination. She is simply "the weirdo in the harem and the funny one on the road to the throne."

Just as Wen Yan'er was speaking incessantly and impassionedly in the court, the ministers all wore awkward yet polite smiles on their faces, secretly criticizing her in their hearts.

Suddenly, a deafening sound of war drums was heard outside the capital, as if nature was responding to Wen Yaner's "clever plan", with a bit of sarcasm and provocation.

"What...what's going on?"

Wen Yaner's face instantly turned darker than the bottom of a pot, and the fluttering deer in her heart instantly turned into a wild horse running wild, completely out of control.

The ministers were also confused.

"The Queen's brilliant plan hasn't even been implemented yet, so why did the enemy take action first? Doesn't this disrupt our plan?"

Just then, a soldier covered in dust and disheveled clothes stumbled in, shouting breathlessly.

"Report... Report to Her Majesty the Queen, the enemy... the enemy has begun to attack the city!"

"what?!"

When Wen Yaner heard this, she almost jumped up from her chair, and the fan in her hand fell to the ground with a snap.

He didn't even bother to pick it up, and yelled at the soldier, "Say it again!"

The soldier was frightened, but he still summoned up the courage to repeat: "The enemy has begun to attack the city!"

Wen Yaner's face was so ugly that it could not be described; it was simply a colorful black.

She felt so regretful.

I should not have believed the nonsense of those quacks, such as "use softness to overcome hardness, and delicious food to repel the enemy". This is simply nonsense!

Now the enemy troops have come to the door. She is such a coward as a queen!

But now that things have come to this, Wen Yaner can only bite the bullet and go ahead.

She took a deep breath and tried to calm down.

"My dear nobles, now that the enemy is attacking the city, it is time for us to demonstrate our loyalty and wisdom. I have decided to personally lead the harem women army to the city tower to resist the enemy!"

When the ministers heard this, they almost fainted.

"Empress, what's wrong with you? The female harem? Aren't they just a bunch of useless people? How can they fight against the enemy on the battlefield?"

But Wen Yan'er no longer cared about so much. She waved her hand and rushed towards the city wall with a group of gorgeously dressed but powerless concubines.

On the city wall, Wen Yan'er looked at the dark mass of enemy troops below, feeling extremely panicked, but she still had to pretend to remain calm.

She took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Listen, enemy troops, I am Queen Wen Yaner, you must retreat immediately, otherwise..."

"What else?"

A clear female voice was heard from the enemy army. It was Liu Jingshu.

She was riding a tall horse, holding a spear, looking heroic, as if she was a female general walking out of a painting.

When Wen Yaner saw this, she felt so angry that she felt like she had eaten ten pounds of lemons. She was so sour that she almost performed a "Queen's Lemon Spirit" on the spot.

"This Liu Jingshu looks like she came out of a painting, and she's also skilled in martial arts. Isn't it obvious that she's here to mess up my business?

I finally had a chance to shine, but she snatched it all away!"

Wen Yan'er muttered to herself, but she still had to keep her signature "Queen's smile" on her face. The little theater in her heart had already staged eight hundred episodes of palace fighting drama.

But she still has to be tough in her words.

"Humph, otherwise, I will let you see how powerful the female harem is! I will let you know what it means to 'kill people with an embroidery needle and disperse the enemy with a wave of a fan'!"

After saying that, Wen Yaner waved her hand, exuding an extremely domineering attitude.

It seemed like she was about to transform into a superhero and save the world from danger.

However, the group of concubines behind her, each holding embroidery needles, fans, rouge and powder and other "unique weapons", have faces full of confusion of "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"

"Sisters, charge! For the queen, for our beauty, and for the glory of the harem!"

At Wen Yan'er's command, the group of women rushed towards the enemy army as if they were forced to do something against their will.

I saw a concubine wearing gorgeous palace clothes, holding an embroidery needle in her hand, stabbing the enemy with a serious look on her face.

As a result, before the needle touched the person, he was frightened by the enemy's spear and fell upside down.

Another concubine waved a fan, trying to use a "wind attack" to repel the enemy.

As a result, as soon as he waved the fan, it was blown back by a gust of wind and almost slapped himself in the face.

What's even funnier is that a concubine was holding rouge and powder, intending to use a "beauty attack" to confuse the enemy.

As a result, when the enemy saw her face full of rouge, they thought she was an actress and laughed so hard that they almost surrendered on the spot.

When Wen Yan'er saw this scene, she felt so desperate, as if she was struck by lightning.

She thought to herself: "This... this harem of women, are they sure they are here to help, not to make fun of us?"

But at this moment, a man and a horse appeared on the battlefield again. He was like a beam of light, illuminating the darkness in Wen Yaner's heart.