Wow, the husband I kidnapped is not a human

How could a fool write a good first line of a couplet? They were confident that they could definitely come up with the second line using only their toes.

……

Jun Fuyao put one foot on the stool and drank one glass of wine after another.

Wu Qinghua and Gu Xiaoyi looked anxious: "You are allowed to show off? You are so stupid, why didn't you just refuse from the beginning?"

As Jun Fuyao drank another glass of wine, Gu Ying couldn't help but sarcastically said, "Hey, Jun, you're not stalling for time just to drink a few more glasses of Jade Dew and Nectar, are you?"

Before Jun Fuyao could answer, Gu Xiaoyi glared at her eldest brother and said, "No one at the table with Sister Yao said anything, why are you so worried?"

Gu Ying shut up awkwardly.

Suddenly, Jun Fuyao slapped the thigh that was on the stool and said, "Got it!"

No one noticed that when Jun Fuyao said these two words, a cold light flashed in the Queen's eyes.

↓Note: The second line comes from Baidu↓

As everyone waited to see the show, Jun Fuyao proudly recited his second line: "Mandarin Duck Bridge, Mandarin Duck Bridge, beside the Mandarin Duck Bridge, Mandarin Duck Lake, in the Mandarin Duck Lake, Mandarin Duck Boats, Mandarin Duck Boats move with joy."

There was a moment of silence at the scene...

"Great, that's right! It's just a little bit... hehe..." Tang Yuanxiao laughed a little obscenely.

Everyone's faces looked a little strange: Is this guy thinking about those trivial things between men and women all day long?

Wu Qinghua and Gu Xiaoyi both blushed and glared at Jun Fuyao.

In addition to Zuimeng Lake, another famous place for entertainment in Phoenix is ​​Yuanyang Lake.

There is a bridge on Yuanyang Lake called Yuanyang Bridge, and the largest flower boat there is called Yuanyang Boat.

As for the last sentence...

Mandarin ducks, men and women...soup...

Very happy.

"How is it? Everyone from Hongru Academy, I am right, right?" Jun Fuyao said, picking up a chicken leg, taking a bite, and then...

"Ah...why am I so awesome!"

Everyone:...

Absolutely amazing!

Kong Ziling and Gao Fengjie really didn't want to admit that Jun Fuyao had fought, but they had to admit it under the watchful eyes of the public.

"It's a matter of time, now it's my turn to ask questions." Jun Fuyao finished the chicken leg in her hand in a few bites, threw the bone on the table, wiped her hands on Tang Yuanxiao's clothes, and said:

"One night, I went to Zuimeng Lake and was having a great time when I suddenly heard a noise coming from the private room next door. I went out to see that it was a monk who had finished drinking wine but had no money to pay the bill. In the end, the monk took out a painting passed down from his ancestors in the temple to pay off the debt.

I was curious, what kind of dog painting is so valuable? I took a closer look and saw that it was just a broken lotus flower. There happened to be a couplet on the painting. Hmm... what did it say? "

Jun Fuyao scratched his hair. "What flower? What painting? Oh... I remember now. A painting of a monk with a lotus. That's right, that's it! Um! Those of you from the Dwarf Academy, you can come up with the second line of this couplet."

↑Note: The first couplet comes from Baidu↑

As soon as the first couplet came out, everyone was busy thinking about the second couplet, and no one noticed that Hongru Academy had become Dwarf Academy in Jun Fuyao's mouth.

This first line is quite difficult.

You can tell by looking at everyone in Hongru Academy racking their brains and frowning.

The time of one stick of incense is almost up, and there is still no movement from Hongru Academy.

Fine beads of sweat appeared on the foreheads of the twenty disciples.

Gao Fengjie frowned, paced back and forth slowly, shook his head from time to time, and murmured: "No, no..."

Kong Ziling sat on the chair, looking up at the ceiling motionlessly. It was unknown whether she was still thinking or just giving up?

Probably thinking, right?

After all, this confrontation concerns the century-old reputation of the entire Hongru Academy.

No matter what everyone thinks, no matter how slowly a stick of incense burns, it will eventually turn into ashes.

Jun Fuyao raised his chin, looked at the people from the Hongru Academy with a smile, and said, "The time is up. Everyone from the Dwarf Academy, are you going to admit defeat?"

The people at Hongru Academy did hear it, but they were not in the mood to care about it.

"I...we..." Han Dongzhi and other students hung their heads in frustration, but they couldn't say they gave up.

Admitting defeat means barking like a dog!

"What do the two masters say?" Jun Fuyao looked at Kong Ziling and Gao Fengjie again.

Both masters now looked distraught, their previous high spirits completely gone.

Those who could come here today were all recognized talented ladies in their academy, and the two of them were the pillars of the academy. But now they had to admit defeat to a fool, and even bark like a dog after losing.

They can't do it!

"Miss Jun, you gave us the first couplet, so logically, you should also be able to come up with the second couplet. Miss Jun, do you have the second couplet?" One of the students in the academy stepped forward and said unconvincedly, "If you can't come up with it, then this game doesn't count."

Upon hearing this, the other students nodded in agreement, and the two teachers did not object.

Jun Fuyao raised his eyebrows: Oh, you are trying to cheat!

Before Jun Fuyao could refute, Tang Yuanxiao stood up and said, "Who is that? Did you get kicked in the head by a donkey when you were a child? If you want to make things difficult for me, then you must use something that is unprecedentedly difficult. There is no point in using a couplet that you can match yourself."

Gu Xiaoyi also stood up and said, "I think she is not only stupid, but also deaf. Sister Yao said when she asked the question that she saw the first line somewhere else, and she didn't write it herself. Why do you ask her for the second line? Is this how Hongru Academy is, whether you win or lose, you have to argue even if you are wrong?"

The student blushed immediately.

"Can't Hongru Academy afford to lose? Why do I feel that the people in your academy are worse than a fool like me? At least I know that I should keep my word, but you..."

Jun Fuyao suddenly bowed in the direction of the empress and said loudly: "You want to deny what you said in front of your majesty. You don't take your majesty seriously at all. If such talents taught in the academy enter the court in the future, they will not pretend to obey your majesty's words but actually disobey her, right?"

He does not mean that.

The Queen's expression changed immediately.

The big guys also began to think about it.

Gao Fengjie and Kong Ziling both felt a jolt in their hearts.

After hesitating for a while, the two of them looked like they had eaten shit and spoke first: "Yes... we lost."

After saying that, he bent his knees tremblingly and lay on the ground...

"Master, you can't do that."

"Master, you can't do that."

The students were furious and tried to persuade him to stop.

"Shut up and get down, otherwise you will be expelled from Hongru Academy." Gao Fengjie scolded sternly.

After saying that, he lowered his head and quietly imitated the barking of a dog three times.

Kong Ziling followed closely behind.

The students were in tears and fell to the ground...

Woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof…