Playing house in the anime world

"Ka-ka-"

Aiko Gojo looked at Dazai Osamu in shock as he took out a wire and started to pick the lock. She began to doubt whether what Dazai Osamu had just said about having an unused villa was true!

"You...didn't bring your keys?"

"Keys are something that you just throw away and you don't know where they go~" Dazai Osamu fiddled with the keyhole of the iron door. Fortunately, he just found out that a certain dwarf had bought a new villa not long ago.

"…Is this really your villa?" Aiko Gojo expressed deep doubt.

"Really~"

Gojo Aiko still didn't quite believe it, but fortunately she let the others solve the accommodation problem themselves, so that if anything happened to Dazai Osamu, she could take Oda Sakunosuke to seek refuge with others.

Dazai Osamu pried open the door lock with two "clicks", so fast that one could not help but wonder if he did this often.

"Light...light..." Dazai Osamu groped in the darkness and turned on the light.

"This really isn't your villa at all, is it?" Gojo Aiko began to worry that she might be the one to end up in the police station.

That would be the end. Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu would also be arrested for picking other people’s door locks, and there would be no local people to save them.

Maybe we should pray that another member of the rogue faction, Ango Sakaguchi, can come to the rescue?

I hope the situation doesn't develop into a prison break.

Aiko Gojo began to have wild thoughts.

"Dazai, this is..." Oda Sakunosuke seemed to have thought of something.

"Shh——" Dazai Osamu quickly shushed him.

"What is this?" Aiko Gojo grabbed the hem of Dazai Osamu's wet windbreaker. Although she was thinking about all sorts of things, she was still listening to their conversation!

"Ouch! Stop pulling my clothes..."

Dazai Osamu almost slipped and fell, and quickly grabbed the railing of the stairs next to him to steady himself.

"..."

Huh? This touch? ?

Dazai Osamu turned his head with a dazed look on his face. He was not holding on to the railing of the stairs. How could there be a motorcycle lying across the stairs?

Ah, there is a shorty behind the motorcycle!

"Isn't this... Nakahara Chuuya?" Oda Sakunosuke also saw Nakahara Chuuya on the stairs. He looked... asleep?

Nakahara Chuuya? An image of a short but handsome man with a hat suddenly emerged in Gojo Aiko's mind.

She curiously leaned over to take a look and saw a handsome guy with a hat lying on the stairs. He looked pretty short and had a delicate face.

It's strange, Nakahara Chuuya is quite similar to the literary giant himself, but this Dazai Osamu... Gojo Aiko stared at Dazai Osamu's curly hair for a while, and actually, they do look a little bit similar, but without the vicissitudes of life like the literary giant himself.

Aiko Gojo suddenly remembered some gossips between literary masters. She looked at Dazai Osamu who had a guilty look on his face, and then looked at Nakahara Chuuya on the ground. So, are there such interesting stories between the supernatural Dazai Osamu and the supernatural Nakahara Chuuya?

For example, after getting drunk, Chuuya Nakahara scolded Dazai Osamu until he cried.

"Could this be Nakahara Chuuya's house?" Gojo Aiko pulled on Dazai Osamu's clothes again.

“Ahem! Well…” Dazai Osamu avoided her gaze.

"Hmm... I seem to hear the sound of a certain mackerel..."

Nakahara Chuuya on the stairs opened his eyes with an irritated look, and then saw a wet mackerel.

"Ha——" Nakahara Chuuya suddenly jumped up and kicked Dazai Osamu away!

Gojo Aiko was startled, but luckily she had just let go...

But this kick was really accurate, and it kicked Dazai Osamu directly against the wall, where he stuck to the wall with his legs spread out like a frog.

But the wall was not damaged at all, the strength controlled was amazing.

“It’s actually true?” Nakahara Chuuya was startled and woke up.

He covered his forehead with his hands. He had drunk a little wine before and his mind was still a little unclear.

"What do you want to do, Mackerel? Are you here to steal my wine again..." Nakahara Chuuya clenched his fists, feeling like he was going to use his sandbag-sized fists to smash Mackerel into a paste in the next second.

"Uh... so this is not your villa after all..." Gojo Aiko took a step back. Is it too late for her to run away with Oda Sakunosuke?

"Hmm?" Nakahara Chuuya heard the voice and looked at Gojo Aiko, and then saw Oda Sakunosuke beside her.

This?! Isn’t this person dead???

Nakahara Chuuya suddenly suspected that he was still drunk.

Gojo Aiko looked at his expression and realized that something was wrong.

She turned to Oda Sakunosuke and asked, "Does he know you?"

Oda Sakunosuke and Nakahara Chuuya had met several times. Of course they knew each other, but they had only exchanged a few words.

"I know him, he's Dazai's partner."

"It's not the case anymore!!" Nakahara Chuuya made an irritated "tsk" sound. He realized the seriousness of the problem.

Resurrection of the dead? Or what?

Was this Dazai guy coming to me on purpose just for this?

"Were Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya once partners?" Gojo Aiko looked puzzled.

"Do you have any opinions?" Nakahara Chuuya looked at the only stranger present.

Aiko Gojo shook her head and pointed at Dazai Osamu lying on the ground: "He was the one who broke into your house. It has nothing to do with us!"

"I knew it was you!" Nakahara Chuuya stepped on Dazai Osamu's foot, "Don't play dead! Get up now!"

Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand tremblingly: "Help, help... I'm about to be assassinated by the slug..."

"Huh? Go to hell, Mackerel!!"

"Ow—"

Gojo Aiko watched this scene and suddenly felt that Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were too conservative. A true bad friend would dare to commit suicide! She really wanted to see Geto Suguru step on Gojo Satoru (?).

However, Gojo Satoru has "no bottom line" and even Geto Suguru cannot defeat him.

And generally speaking, the person who wants to crush Gojo Satoru to death is probably not Geto Suguru, but Utahime-senpai...

"Uncle Sakunosuke, let's go. There's no place for us here." Gojo Aiko said solemnly, "It shouldn't be too expensive to rent a villa, right? But I always feel like it might not be enough..."

"Wait..." Dazai Osamu raised his head with difficulty, "I want to live in the same room with Odasaku!"

Aiko Gojo was speechless. No one said they would take you along, okay?

"Okay." Oda Sakunosuke responded calmly.

"Don't bring just anyone home." Gojo Aiko said with a resentful look on her face.

"Sorry, sorry, I'll sleep with you tomorrow." Oda Sakunosuke touched Gojo Aiko's head.

The corner of Nakahara Chuuya's mouth twitched. It was obvious that there was no space for a certain mackerel, right?

"Alas~" Dazai Osamu also looked resentful, "You are so old and still need someone to sleep with you~"

"I regret it. I'm going to sleep with Sakunosuke today!" Gojo Aiko immediately changed her mind.

"Ah, ah, ah?" Dazai Osamu suddenly wilted.

"Ha, you deserve it!" Nakahara Chuuya kicked Dazai Osamu, "Now that we're done discussing this, get out of here, you bluefin tuna!"

Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya looked at each other and smiled innocently: "It's so late~ A certain slippery and slimy slug really doesn't know how to entertain guests~ Shouldn't it try to keep us..."

"Bang——" Nakahara Chuuya kicked Dazai Osamu into the bathroom next door, "Then you will sleep in the toilet today!"