Playing house in the anime world

"I... I'm back..."

Dazai Osamu came in from the door trembling.

Aiko Gojo took a bite of the tamagoyaki that Oda Sakunosuke had just prepared, and suspected that he had just returned from a swim in the nearby river.

"Did you go into the water again?" Oda Sakunosuke casually covered Dazai Osamu's head with a towel and wiped it. After wiping, he realized that this was the rag he had just used to wipe the table.

He took the rag back as if nothing had happened.

"No, I was assassinated by the dwarf!" Dazai Osamu tried to hang himself at the stairs in the morning, but was caught by Nakahara Chuuya who got up early and threw him out of the window.

He happened to see a river nearby...so it was all the dwarf's fault!

Dazai Osamu looked up and then froze.

Who is this? Odasaku? Why did his face change? ?

"How is it? Is my face-changing magic powerful?" Oda Sakunosuke touched his chin. What he touched was a mask, but what he saw was someone else's face. Mr. Hozuki's things were indeed magical.

Dazai Osamu curiously reached out and touched it. The face felt very real, without any trace of makeup or altered looks.

"It seems that supernatural powers are ineffective against things from hell." Oda Sakunosuke nodded with satisfaction. Now he has nothing to worry about.

"Ah?" Dazai Osamu heard something and quickly went over to ask, "Odasaku, have you ever been to hell? What does hell look like?"

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Gojo Aiko. She was probably the one who knew more about what hell was like.

"Hmm (chew chew) In hell, I have to go to work and work overtime. There are devil bosses and useless subordinates, and..." Gojo Aiko watched Dazai Osamu's expression gradually become gray, and finally he fell to the ground as if petrified.

LOL, do you think you can be free by committing suicide? No, you might be captured by a hellish devil wielding a mace and made a jailer, and then work crazy overtime!

"You've lost your dream." Oda Sakunosuke thinks it's good to have a boss like Hozuki. At least he is very capable and has strong leadership. As long as you work hard under him, he will appreciate you very much.

"The mackerel is going to turn into dried mackerel." Aiko Gojo took out her cell phone and took a picture of the petrified Dazai Osamu.

Just use this to pay for Nakahara Chuuya's rent. He said that I don't have to pay, but how is it possible that I can really eat and drink for free in his villa?

"There are rivers in hell too. You can continue to enter the water, but as a ghost, even if you die, you can be resurrected immediately on the spot, which means you can't die."

Gojo Aiko gloated over the finishing blow, and Dazai Osamu was in despair. He hugged Oda Sakunosuke's thighs and cried, then he was picked up and put on the dining table and stuffed with a breakfast.

The breakfast prepared by Oda Sakunosuke was very rich, including tamagoyaki, sandwiches, and corn soup, all made with ingredients from the villa's refrigerator.

In order to avoid arousing suspicion, Nakahara Chuuya reluctantly refused the rich breakfast and went to work after eating only a slice of bread.

Dazai Osamu carefully tasted a bite of the sandwich, then looked at Oda Sakunosuke's back in the kitchen in shock. Was this definitely not the taste of breakfast bought at a restaurant? !

"Odasaku, he is questioning your cooking skills." Gojo Aiko immediately raised her hand to complain.

"I learned my cooking skills from a master chef." Oda Sakunosuke immediately came over with his dishcloth in hand, "Is it not tasty, Dazai?"

Dazai Osamu nodded quickly: "It's delicious~ What chef? I want to..." "No, you don't want to."

Oda Sakunosuke interrupted him, he didn't want to be a food taster. When everyone followed Morobushi Kagemitsu to learn how to cook, the painful memories of being each other's food tasters came to their mind again.

Besides, you can’t just eat Dazai Osamu’s food casually!

"Huh?" Dazai Osamu drew out his tone, looking disappointed.

"Don't you need to go to work?" Aiko Gojo looked at the time and suddenly asked.

It's already 9 o'clock in the morning. Zhongyuan Zhong had already gone to work half an hour ago. Normal office workers should also go to work before 9 o'clock, right?

"Ah!" Dazai Osamu slapped his head, "I forgot!"

Aiko Gojo: ...Is there really a company that wants an employee like this?

Although he said "I forgot", Dazai Osamu, who now remembered, still had no intention of going to work. He procrastinated until Oda Sakunosuke finished washing the dishes, and still refused to go to work.

"Is it true that your salary won't be deducted?" Aiko Gojo couldn't help but complain.

"No way~" Dazai Osamu shrugged, then approached Gojo Aiko with a smile, trying to sneak a peek at what was on her phone.

Aiko Gojo put away her cell phone and put on her coat. Dazai Osamu did not go to work, but they could not stay idle all the time.

"Then let's go play~" Gojo Aiko reached out to Dazai Osamu, "Borrow some money."

Dazai Osamu touched his pocket and remained silent.

"Did your wallet fall into the water?" Aiko Gojo knew this would happen.

After all, it wasn't just his wallet that fell into the water, his whole body fell in, and it happened more than once!

"Let's go, let's go have a big meal at noon!" Gojo Aiko pulled Oda Sakunosuke, "Mackerel, let's go to work quickly!"

Dazai Osamu looked at the two people with resentment as they left, then turned around and took away Nakahara Chuuya's red wine.

I should be able to make quite a bit of money if I sell this, right?

……

"What is that?" Aiko Gojo was walking on the street and looked up to see five black buildings towering into the sky in the distance.

"Port Mafia." Oda Sakunosuke also saw it. He didn't expect that Nakahara Chuuya's villa was quite close to the Port Mafia Building.

"They are so rich." Gojo Aiko looked at the five buildings and felt that Gojo Satoru should build something similar as the headquarters of his special processing department.

"Are you going to meet up with Hagiwara and the others?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the message in the group. Hagiwara Kenji and the others were scattered last night. After all, so many people gathering together would be quite eye-catching, so it would be better to keep a low profile.

Kenji Hagiwara, Jinpei Matsuda and Keimitsu Morobushi found a hot spring hotel in the suburbs together, and the others also found hotels or B&Bs nearby.

"Let's go around and walk around first. After all, we're here for an adventure." Aiko Gojo was still thinking about buying local specialties.

"Let's take a risk... I hope we don't encounter any dangerous incidents." Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what the current situation in Yokohama was.

And I don’t know where Dazai Osamu works. I should have asked him just now.

"Let's go over there and buy a Yokohama travel brochure!" Aiko Gojo saw a bookstore with a sign hanging at the door saying that travel brochures were on hot sale.