Crossing North Korea, I became a US soldier, and my opponent was my grandfather.

Joe turned over and angrily scolded the startled soldier: "Come out and make a fuss."

"Come out, lady, squad leader."

Joe turned over and grabbed the telescope. It was indeed a woman. She was very tall and strong, and she was wearing a flowery dress in the middle of winter.

"The squad leader is a woman, right?"

"Yes."

"There are women in the foreign army camp. Sergeant, what are those women doing?"

"Peeing."

"Squad leader, why are you like this? Watch others peeing. Let me see."

"Get out!" Qiao turned over with a trembling voice, and soon his whole body was shaking.

The soldier criticized him: "Squad leader, how can you watch a woman pee? That's outrageous."

"You know nothing!" Joe turned over, put down the telescope, stared at the soldier with glowing eyes, and said in astonishment: "Foreign women pee while standing."

"How can you pee standing up in a skirt?"

Qiao turned over and also found it incredible: "I only looked from the side and back, and he really peed while standing."

The soldier found it unbelievable and snatched the telescope. The foreign woman in the flowery skirt had already finished peeing and shook her skirt before returning to the tent.

This discovery shocked the reconnaissance squad. The elite reconnaissance officers were furious. The foreign women all peed while standing. It was unbelievable.

All night Joe turned over and did nothing with his soldiers, holding a telescope and watching the women in the British military camp in the distance come out to pee.

"Sergeant, why does that woman look like she has a beard?" a soldier muttered.

Another explanation: "I have seen old Maozi women before, also covered in hair. It seems that all foreign devils are the same."

The soldiers were amazed.

There are still two hours until daybreak.

Qiao turned over and told the soldiers to go home. He was worried about how to explain himself on the way. He couldn't say that he had watched some foreign women peeing all night.

When they returned to the base at dawn, the reconnaissance team found a place to fall asleep.

At noon, Captain Zhang found them and asked, "What did you gain?"

Qiao turned over and drooped his face: "Nothing was gained."

"When you turn around and go out, you may miss something. What country's army is facing you?"

"It seems to be from Britain."

"They are the worst. They sell opium to our country. We must deal with them."

The soldiers were excited and rolled up their sleeves: "Get rid of them."

Joe turned over and glanced at them.

Captain Zhang sensed something was up and asked, "What's going on?"

Qiao turned over and sighed, "Nothing serious happened, I just watched the foreign bitches peeing all night."

Captain Zhang just took a sip of water and spat it out: "What, there are women in the British military camp?"

"That's a lot. One for each tent."

Company Commander Zhang hates it.

Qiao turned over and scratched his head: "Foreign women pee differently, they all pee standing up."

Captain Zhang glared at him and said, "Don't think about it. The superiors have reported that the American army is not convinced and keeps sending troops to the front line, as if to test us. The superiors have instructed that we must fight them back and not let them have the illusion that we are easy to bully. Tonight, a regiment will come over. You will have to work hard again. Don't just look at their flowery skirts today."

Scott, the commander of the British Army, drove his tank out of the barracks at dawn and advanced ten kilometers to the north. If it weren't for his adjutant's pleading, he would have continued to drive north.

Along the way, what caught Scott's eyes was the desolate snowfield with no signs of human activity.

Where did they go? Where did they hide? Scott thought about this question seriously. Based on his intuition, he dared to conclude that there must be someone nearby, but he just didn't find it.

After a simple meal of dry food at noon, Scott led his men back to the camp in a tank.

Seeing the tank turn around, Captain Zhang breathed a sigh of relief: "You are such a bold foreign devil! If you drive a few more miles, you will break my door. I must teach you a lesson. Otherwise, you will be at my doorstep tomorrow or the day after tomorrow!"

That night, Qiao turned around and led the reconnaissance team out!

This time he didn't stare at the woman in the tent, but got a clear idea of ​​the location of the British military camp and the entry and exit routes.

I was busy all night. I didn't sleep even after returning to the base. I drew a simple map. In addition to the location of the British military camp, I specially drew a line. It was a road between the British army and the American military camp in the east. It was a transportation line drawn by tanks.

Joe turned over and suggested to the company captain that the British could be lured out. As long as they left the high ground, it would be like a tiger having its teeth pulled out.

After listening to his report, Captain Zhang went to find Captain Chu to discuss the battle plan.

At night, Qiao Youzhi led the investigation team to continue the investigation.

We came to the small path created by tanks between the British base and the American base.

Ten people formed a circle. Joe turned over in the middle and shone a flashlight. He found traces of car tires.

Then he turned off the flashlight, squatted on the ground, and said what he was thinking: "I'm going to do something exciting, do you dare to do it?"

"That's what you said. We will follow you even if you get into the belly of the foreign devil today."

The soldiers were not cowards.

Joe turned over and said seriously, "I decided to carry out that plan."

The soldiers were shocked: "Squad leader, you have to think carefully. If something goes wrong, you will be caught in a trap."

Qiao turned over and analyzed: "The foreign devils on the other side also need intelligence, so they shouldn't be so quick to kill us. If I succeed, the foreign devils here will have to consult with the Americans. The Americans will definitely take this route, so you guys should act accordingly."

The soldiers still did not agree immediately.

Qiao turned over and selected two people: "Zhang Taixing, Huo Tao, you two follow me. Guo Shuxiang, you are the deputy squad leader, and you are responsible for the rest of the actions."

Guo Shuxiang knew that the squad leader had made up his mind and expressed his determination to complete the task.

Joe turned over and led the two soldiers into the dark night, towards the British military camp where the lights were flickering.

When they were almost there, the three of them threw away a shoe, and their clothes were torn into tatters, looking horrible.

The three men walked toward the searchlight.

Even if the British sentry was blind, he could spot them and immediately fired a warning shot, with the bullets hitting not far from the three men.

The three of them immediately panicked, dropped their guns, and lay on the ground. Joe turned over and looked at them, whispering: "Whether you can survive depends on your acting. Sometimes fighting doesn't just rely on swords and guns."

The two soldiers smiled knowingly, their faces changed and they became panic-stricken. Qiao turned over and rolled over, looking like he hadn't eaten for several days and was almost starving to death.

The British soldiers rushed out and took away the guns of the three men first. An officer was worried that they might have bombs on them, so he ordered the soldiers to hold the hands of the three men. After searching them for a while but finding nothing, he had them picked up.

The three people couldn't stand straight, and their legs slid softly to the ground as soon as their feet touched the ground.

The British commander had no choice but to ask the soldiers to carry them back.

After capturing three prisoners, Scott was so excited that he put on his clothes and went to the detention tent.

Lieutenant Weiss was spinning in circles in a hurry, as if the three prisoners were thorns in his side.

Scott was puzzled: "Why are you panicking?"

Weiss stamped his foot, "We don't have a translator. No one can understand what they are saying."

Scott frowned. Do we have to share the prisoners we captured with the Americans?