Surprise! The popular villain is actually Long Aotian's wife

Chapter 293: Sticking out a big ass in the flowers

(Read the previous chapter first)

When the little golden man thought about staying alone in the secret realm for the rest of his life, he started crying madly.

The teardrops seemed to turn into golden beans under the reflection of his magic weapon that was emitting brilliant golden light.

Qi Wu Yue picked up a leaf to catch his tears and teased the child, "Yeah, what if you can't get out?"

The little golden man cried so hard: "Woo wa wa~"

Qi Wu Yue smiled and teased, "You will spend your whole life in the secret realm. You will wander alone, be chased and bullied by monsters, and have to sleep in the open air every day. By then, you will no longer be a little golden man, but a dirty little savage."

Little Golden Man: "(*?????) Wuuuuuu no, don't be a savage."

Qi Wu Yue pinched his round little cheeks and said, "Then how about letting the boss rescue some useless little guy?"

The little golden man was startled for a moment, and said excitedly: "Boss, rescue me!"

"Are you a little loser?"

"I'm Xiao Feifei, laolao~????"

"But what should I do with a useless little piece of trash? It's not worth it. I'd better keep it as a little savage." Qi Wu Yue said with a smile.

"Don't want to be a savage—"

"Little waste, little waste is very rich!"

The little golden man tried hard to take off the magic weapons on his body, and put them in front of Qi Wu Yue one by one, and said anxiously: "These, these, and these, all for the boss, please don't abandon me."

Qi Wu Yue accepted the gift from his younger brother with satisfaction. Seeing that Xiao Lin and the others had almost overcome their thunder tribulation, he knocked the little golden man unconscious and threw him into the mustard seed ring.

There was a loud bang, followed by a sudden thunder.

The ninth thunder tribulation of the two people fell with terrifying air pressure.

Ever since Xiao Lin unleashed the Jade Bone Technique, his physical fitness had become so strong that it was extremely terrifying, even far surpassing that of physical cultivators.

Therefore, the nine thunder tribulations in the Vein Condensation Stage were more like a test of tempering his body with thunder and lightning.

There is no need to defend or dodge, just endure the thunder and lightning, and use the thunder to refine your body. It will not cause any harm, but will make your physique stronger.

As for Gu Beiguo, he also gained a lot.

With the help of the Immortal Lord's sword intent, Qi Wu Yue helped him remove the seal of the Immortal Sword in advance.

With the unsealed immortal weapon in hand, Gu Beiguo's combat power will only double.

When the ninth thunder tribulation struck, before even the blessing of holy light could be dispersed, Xiao Lin and Brother Gu had already been kicked out of the secret realm.

I can't wait.

Secret Realm: Holy light, spread to other places.

Qi Wu Yue took the Tianming Handkerchief and also left the Qingyu Secret Realm.

The little golden man and his remaining soul are both in the mustard seed ring. The little fox's soul is temporarily stuffed into the body of the moonlight rabbit, also in the mustard seed ring.

Holy Light naturally couldn't win, so it chased after them.

As soon as Qi Wu Yue came out, he saw two auspicious clouds hanging in the sky above the academy. They were extremely kind and hardworking, sprinkling holy light over Xiao Lin and Gu Bei's heads, as fine and soft as gold powder.

The thunder struck and the holy light was sprinkled, but the promotion of the two has not stopped yet.

"click" "click"

Gu Beiguo's cultivation continued to improve.

The second and third levels of the meridian condensation.

It rose three levels in a row before stopping.

"Click" "Click" "Click"...

Xiao Lin made continuous breakthroughs.

The second, third, fourth and fifth levels of the Condensed Veins.

Qi Wu Yue seemed to be thinking about something. It seemed that he had been too depressed in the secret realm before, so he reached five levels in one breath after coming out.

The trip was fruitful. After throwing out the little golden man, everyone went back to the yard to eat hot pot.

Demon domain.

The demon general smiled and greeted Kui Ying: "You're back."

At the same time, her eyes were restlessly looking around him, trying to find out some trace of his miserable condition of being beaten, her eyes were so curious that they were glancing at him.

Qiying had already manually reattached his arms and legs, so naturally there was nothing unusual about them.

The demon general felt a trace of regret in his heart, feeling sorry for not being able to watch the fun.

Kui Ying's face was terribly gloomy, and there was a storm in his eyes. Without further ado, he went straight to the point and asked, "Where is Yang Kui?"

He was going to kill someone.

The demon general had a strange look on his face. He lowered his head and tried his best to hold back his laughter while explaining, "That guy was stepped into the ground by Your Majesty. He is still growing in the garden. Go over and water him. Maybe you can help him sprout soon."

"That fool Yang Kui went to tell His Majesty that he wanted to marry the Southern Emperor's daughter, and he also kept saying that the father and daughter don't look alike, not at all."

"Your Majesty is not stupid. After three lies and two questions, he revealed everything."

"Yang Kui said that Qian Shilang told him that the father and daughter looked exactly the same."

The demon general laughed unbridled as he spoke: "Haha ...."

"After hearing the four words 'exactly the same', His Majesty, what else is there for him to not understand? But that fool Lao Yang is still begging His Majesty to grant him a marriage."

The demon general spread his hands innocently: "Your Majesty got angry and buried him in the ground."

Viper Shadow snorted coldly: "You deserve it!"

The demon general patted his shoulder, his eyes full of pity and sorrow: "Brother, this journey has been really hard for you. What cruel things did he do to you? How did he ravage innocent and weak people like you? Tell me quickly so that I can comfort you."

Viper's eyes were cold as he looked at the sweet-talking man who was trying to take advantage of his misfortune.

The demon general coughed lightly and said, "Okay, okay, I won't ask. Go and abuse Yang Kui. Remember to stick your butt out in the garden. He is the most beautiful scenery."

He waved his handkerchief and walked away with a murderous look in his eyes.

Among a group of extremely brightly colored magic flowers, an extremely conspicuous big butt was raised high in the air, maintaining the same height as the magic flowers, swaying in the wind.

The man was wearing a dark red tights with bare arms, which covered his huge muscles that were as powerful as rocks. He stuck out his butt, supported himself on the ground with his hands, and used his hands and feet to try to pull his head out of the ground.

That's right, pull it out of the ground like a carrot.

Because now he is like a big radish that has been planted upside down in the ground, with such a big head that it cannot be pulled out.

He pulled it out with great difficulty. A dull sound like thunder came from the ground, shaking the earth.

Yang Kui didn't know how long he had been pulling. He was sweating all over and his thick neck was red from holding it in.

The shadow of the snake came up to him and stopped.

His eyes fell on the powerful magic that remained on the ground.

Yang Kui was buried into the ground by the Demon Lord with his head stepped on, so there were traces of his footprints on the ground.

His Majesty must have been so angry at this fool that he kicked him without mercy. The dark magic power on the footprint was violent and overbearing, raging like black thunder, and would not subside for ten days or half a month.

In other words, Yang Kui's head has to be planted underground for at least half a month.

When he thought of this, the murderous intent of Viying's anger subsided a little.

He crossed his arms indifferently, looked at the raised butt with drooped eyelids, and considered how to start.

Yang Kui heard the footsteps passing by, and without confirming the other party's identity, he couldn't wait to call out: "Brother, come on! Help me, help me."

"Just hold me from behind."

"Don't feel pressured, just pull hard."

"Yang Kui." Kui Ying spoke.

Yang Kui was stunned and said in surprise: "Brother Ying, you are back, help me quickly!"

Kuei Ying squatted down beside him and said calmly: "Someone took off one of my arms and one leg. I'm taking off both of your arms and legs. Is that okay with you?"

Yang Kui was confused, "What do you mean?"

He panicked, "No, wait! Then I will only have one head that can move, right?"

"Your Majesty also stepped on my head and pushed it into the ground. I couldn't even move it."

It was obvious that Huiying just wanted to inform him and had no intention of talking to him.

"No, no, no! Brother Ying! Brother Ying!" Yang Kui shouted loudly, trying to move his brother Ying's hard-hearted heart.

Kui Ying said coldly: "It's no use calling me dad."

He acted without hesitation.

"Click"

The sound of joints being disassembled was heard.

"Ah!" Yang Kui screamed in pain.

“Crack” “Ouch!”

“Crack” “Ouch!”

“Crack” “Ouch!”

After four crisp sounds and screams, Yang Kui's limbs fell limply to the ground in a twisted posture.

Its head was buried in the ground, its limbs were detached, and only its butt was sticking out.

Yang Kui exudes a sad aura: miserable, sad, and chilly.

Before leaving, Kuiying did not forget to kick Yangkui on the butt twice.

There were only two footprints left on Yang Kui's buttocks, and everyone was complaining sadly: "Why did this happen?"

He lamented: "Why on earth is this happening——"

"Someone, tell me, what did I do wrong?"

Yang Kui was feeling sorry for himself when a string of gloomy laughter sounded from above his head.

"Ha ha……"

Yang Kuiping felt his heart sank by the laughter.

Then he heard the man smile softly and said in a low and sarcastic tone: "Haha... Lord Demon General, you asked the wrong person."

"How can I, a person with a sissy voice, know why?" the man said in a sarcastic voice.

Yang Kui: “…”

It seems to be Senshiro's real body.

Yang Kui was furious: "How dare you laugh! I haven't settled the score with you yet! What kind of idea did you come up with! Your Majesty has trampled me to the ground!"

Qian Shilang continued to laugh sarcastically: "Haha..."

"I am not talented enough to offer advice to the Demon General, but the Demon General is extremely intelligent and has provided the Lord and Kui Ying with an unparalleled wisdom... and successfully won the honor of the Lord planting the garden himself."

Yang Kui's face darkened, "Who are you scolding?"

"I really envy the Demon General's brain. It's so stupid, so sweet, and so reassuring." Qian Shilang spoke in a gentle tone, taunting wildly.

In his hand he held a small stick made of a branch, and he infused the branch with spiritual power and used it to beat Yang Kui madly.

I originally tried to imitate Qi Wu Yue and use the sharp tip of a branch to poke holes all over his body and kill him!

But the sheepskin was too hard and could not be pierced through no matter what.

Qian Shilang, who had a strong desire for revenge, swung the branch wildly!

As soon as Qi Wu Yue returned to the yard, the little butterfly sensed it, and quickly pounced over, hugging his father's hand and kissing him madly: "I miss you so much, Daddy~"

Qi Wu Yue snapped his fingers and the little butterfly flew away.

Xue Lingluo also floated over holding a small flowerpot. The seedlings in his flowerpot had grown more than an inch, and he no longer had to water them with tears every day.

This guy probably has nothing to do.

Xue Lingluo's eyes were full of affection, her peach blossom eyes seemed to be angry and surprised, and her eyes were seductive and she wanted to say something but couldn't. She said to Qi Wuyue angrily: "My dear, you still remember to come back~ I am alone in the empty room, and my chest hurts because of you."

As he spoke, he pulled the gorgeous robe open to reveal his chest, and came up to Qi Wu Yue, pinching his throat to show off his flirtation: "Ah~ good man~ come and rub it~"

"Uh-huh——"

A large red object flew out.

He was blown away by Xiao Lin's scabbard.

Yes, now he can’t even beat Xiao Lin.

The big red object fell to the ground, she rubbed her painful buttocks, turned around and pretended to be a delicate flower, and said in a resentful tone, pointing at the two people with her orchid finger, and said in a resentful tone: "You are a cruel person, you took my innocent body and left me for seven days."

As he said this, he covered his face with his sleeves and began to sob in a pretend manner.

Qi Wu Yue glanced at him and said lazily: "Yes, you are not clean anymore, hurry up and hang yourself with the flower branch next to you."

Then he turned around and told Xiao Lin the names of the dishes, "I want spicy crayfish, boiled fish, lamb chops, blood curd, chicken stewed with bamboo shoots, and hand-shredded duck."

Xiao Lin smiled and nodded, glanced at Xue Lingluo who was acting like a drama queen, threw out a little fox, and then went to cook.

Bang.

The soul briefly transformed into a dark-brown girl, and Hu Tu Tu stood up gracefully, looking with her orchid eyes at the man in red who was showing off his sexy and disheveled clothes.

Little Fox: A male fox? A job stealer?

She subconsciously pricked up her ears and became extremely alert.

There can only be one vixen like her in this family!

When the two pairs of eyes looked at each other, sparks of electricity flew.

Next, the yard was filled with rich fragrance, and both of them showed off their charm, neither willing to be outdone.

The courtyard was filled with magical spells, some bewitching and some confusing.

Qi Wu Yue and Little Butterfly ate melon seeds and drank tea, watching the fight between the big and small foxes, enjoying themselves.

The old man in green robe who came to eat on time was choked by the rich aroma as soon as he entered the door. He decisively ordered Qing Teng to hang these two immoral things on the tree.

The air was filled with aroma and steam, and a group of people were eating hot pot in full swing.

Fox Tu Tu drooled: There are chickens! And chickens!

It changed its soul back with a whoosh, shrank back into the palm-sized body of the Moonlight Rabbit, and immediately jumped onto the dining table.

Fox Tu Tu, who has a rabbit body and a fox heart, drooled and said, "(~﹃~) It smells so good~ Give the fox a big chicken drumstick!"

The little butterfly pulled the rabbit ball's tail and got her a big chicken leg.

Little Fox: ('?')

Xue Lingluo, who was still hanging upside down under the tree, was so greedy: "Xiao Qiqi, give me a bite~"

Xiao Lin fed the peeled lobster meat to Qi Wu Yue: "Zhao Zhao, eat shrimp."

Qi Wu Yue let out a roar.

Xue Lingluo cried pitifully: "Even if I don't eat, the baby in my belly still needs to eat. One person eats for the benefit of two people. The baby in my belly has the surname Qi."

Qi Wu Yue narrowed his eyes and stared at him dangerously.

Xiao Lin: "Zhao Zhao eats fish."

Qi Wu Yue turned around and ate the fish meat after removing the bones.

Xue Lingluo cried out loudly: "Daddy, the child is hungry, please feed him quickly~"

Xiao Lin lowered his eyes and fed Qi Wu Yue another piece of lamb chop.

Qi Wu Yue ate the food contentedly, squinting his eyes comfortably, and successfully ignored Xue Lingluo's screams.

In the end, the old man in green robe was so annoyed by his soul-calling voice that he raised his hand and let go of Xue Lingluo who was hanging upside down.

Xue Lingluo fell to the ground with her butt, patted her butt and stood up, without any reserve at all, with hungry eyes, she pounced on the food and started to gobble it up.

Fragrant ~ so fragrant ~

He had tears in his eyes.

On the way, the fainted little golden man was awakened by the fragrance and joined the food grabbing team holding the bowl.

Because the little fox used the body of the Moonlight Rabbit to eat two chickens, he suffered from vomiting and diarrhea afterwards and was so dehydrated that he was too weak to get up.

In order to get her own body as soon as possible and no longer live a cruel life where she could only look at delicious food but not eat it, she picked up a shovel and went into the Qingyu Secret Realm to mine.

The little fox shouted and waved the shovel: Dig, dig, dig!

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