Everyone is crazy about it, the magic cultivator is reborn into the love brain script

"I still remember"

Jiang Li stood up with his head down, and slowly raised the sword in his hand.

The girl's voice was clear and gentle. Shen Wenqu was stunned for a moment, and a hint of joy flashed in his eyes.

He couldn't see the expression on Jiang Li's face, but he just felt that he seemed to have not heard her speak in such a gentle tone for a long time.

"But I'm sorry, I'm not interested in love, and please, Brother Shen, stop bothering me."

Boom——

A loud thunder sounded above Jiang Xuan's head.

Chen Que and Chen You, who had made a breakthrough outside the secret realm, also encountered a thunder tribulation.

Well, it's raining again.

This is the way the hero and heroine have to break up, right?

Shen Wenqu almost forgot how to breathe.

It's not like this...it shouldn't be like this...

"Are you in love with that Luo Wangchan?"

When he said this, he felt as if his soul was about to dissipate.

It seems that sometimes it's not just the heroine who is poisoned by the settings of romance novels.

Jiang Xuan didn't care at all that the thunder above his head was getting closer and closer. He was eating the dried fruits that Bai Yushu had brought to catch the divine bird with great enthusiasm.

In Senior Brother Bai’s Qiankun bag, the food for spirit beasts is actually almost better than that for humans.

He probably didn't understand why he consumed so much bird food in his pocket.

The birds in the animal cage weigh less than twenty taels in total, and I bought fifty taels of dried fruit snacks in the middle of this month, and they are almost sold out.

Pei Muqing naturally took out another handful of dried fruits from Bai Yushu's pocket and ate them with Jiang Xuan.

Jiang Li choked for a moment, and a hint of strange disgust flashed in his bright and gentle eyes.

"He is my senior brother, please show some respect"

A bolt of lightning fell at Jiang Xuan's feet.

Oh no, it seems the male and female protagonists are completely broken up.

Jiang Xuan was roasting dried fruits on the burning weeds, as if life was going to slap her in the face and she would throw melon seed shells into it.

As expected, only when the character is in danger of death will she be punished by being electrocuted.

When the love line is disturbed, only this harmless warning will appear.

Then she would be relieved.

Jiang Xuan has been annoyed with Shen Wenqu for a long time. He was always acting crazy and not doing his work.

Shen Wenqu looked at the long sword in his hand with tears in his eyes. In his previous life, there was a sword tassel decorated for him by Jiang Li himself, but now it was empty.

[I promise you, I will always be with you]

fraud.

[Brother Shen, this sword tassel is for you. I hope it can keep you safe.]

Liar! Liar!

If everything could be done over again...would he still have a chance?

He thought that it was reincarnation, and this was a reward from God, allowing him to renew his past relationship and save everything.

But now, it seemed, he had screwed everything up again.

Shen Wenqu's body shook twice, and he slammed his sword on the ground. He was so angry that he spat out a mouthful of blood.

This bloody trend...

In fact, Jiang Xuan could roughly understand Shen Wenqu's thoughts.

In their previous life, they were a loving couple who lived together in love. Now, it must not be easy to see the person they are most familiar with distancing themselves from.

But the setting of Shen Wenqu is really too against the sky. Once the world's number one swordsman appears, the heroine Jiang Li, who is also a swordsman, probably has no chance to participate in the training and can only live under the wings of Shen Wenqu.

Even at the end, when Jiang Xuan was stabbed through the heart by the heroine's sword, weren't her hands shaking?

As a sword cultivator who has practiced for five years, he is afraid of even killing a demon cultivator. If it weren't for the halo of the protagonist, Jiang Li would have died hundreds of times.

Jiang Li was accustomed to looking for someone to protect him, so in his previous life, before he awakened, he and Shen Wenqu were a natural match made in heaven.

One is willing to fight and the other is willing to be beaten. If both of them retreat together, they will always have companionship.

But in this life, Jiang Li has been different since the first time they met.

She met Jiang Xuan during the competition.

That person was a casual cultivator from the human world who was as thin as her and had no family background like her. His situation was even much worse than hers.

But Jiang Xuan seemed to be afraid of nothing, and he did not retreat even when he was beaten and covered in blood.

Jiang Li realized that he was actually able to protect himself.

Therefore, there was no room for Shen Wenqu in her life anymore.

Shen Wenqu still habitually used the methods from his previous life to protect Jiang Li, even beating the monsters half to death before feeding them to others.

Jiang Li would definitely hate him now.

Shen Wenqu smiled bitterly and shed two lines of tears. He didn't understand why Jiang Li refused to even look at him for another second.

He lowered his head weakly, letting out a trembling and desperate roar, not daring to look at Jiang Li's eyes.

Jiang Xuan knew that he was in pain and understood his feelings.

But...why did Senior Brother Bai look into her eyes at this moment?

Jiang Xuan quickly lowered his head and saw from the corner of his eye that Senior Brother Bai’s shoulders were shaking from trying so hard to hold back his laughter.

Damn it... If Shen Wenqu pours two more cups of water on his head, he can shoot a cheesy video.

Jiang Xuan really felt that his few merits were about to be deducted.

If you really laugh like a pig, you will probably be reborn as a cockroach in your next life.

"What a crazy person in the world, crying and screaming endlessly"

Pei Muqing made a bland comment, and Jiang Xuan and Bai Yushu immediately broke down, holding their stomachs, bent over, slapping their thighs silently, and laughing until tears were about to come out.

"What's wrong? What are you talking about? Tell Brother Ying Huai too, so we can have some fun together?"

Ying Huai and Fang Jinwei both tacitly moved a step away from Shen Wenqu, not wanting to admit that they were in cahoots with this psychopath.

"It's okay... Hey, ahem, Senior Brother Bai and I just had a baby, no, hahahahaha"

Jiang Xuan was talking nonsense when he started laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

"Hahaha, yes, yes, yes, I just gave birth to a baby for my junior sister, we are so happy hahahahahahaha"

Bai Yushu and Jiang Xuan leaned against each other, like two foxes laughing wildly.

Fang Jinwei really couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

She raised her hand and formed a formation, encircling herself and Ying Huai, and pulled Shen Wenqu, who was still trembling and sad, with her, and together they blew themselves out of the secret realm.

Fang Jinwei is just a second senior sister working in the sect. How come no one told her that there would be such a cruel trial in the competition?

"I'm so sorry, big brother. It's so embarrassing. I can't stand it. Please stop screaming. I... I'm scared."

What's the difference between what Senior Brother did and pooping in his pants in public?

Fang Jinwei felt that the pants of the entire Bi Bo Sect were dirty.

Jiang Xuan and Bai Yushu laughed so hard after hearing this that they rolled on the ground.

Well, now they can only be reborn as cockroaches together in the next life.

All the merits have been deducted into negative numbers.

The leader of the Bi Bo Sect had been sitting on his seat as still as a mountain since the beginning. Liu Rumo went over and poked him, and found that there was nothing serious.

It's just that I was temporarily embarrassed to the point of losing my temper. That's okay.